Every third commercial today

I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them

Give the kicker the MVP you cowards

FUCK THE NAZI ASS PATRIOTS GO CRY ON YOUR UGLY AS SHIT PLANE THAT FLIES DEPORTATION FLIGHTS MOREOVER, ICE MUST BE DESTROYED

Patriots exposed and humiliated before the world tastes better than that bomb-ass cheesesteak I just had.

Can a halftime performer win Super Bowl MVP? I think we’re there.

“.. This is a 37 point shift left.”

On the outskirts of Samo'a, israelis tear gassed & maimed a baby, mutilated the family’s livestock, then returned to poison their dogs (Footage: Kivsa_Shchora)

Israeli policy: let’s be like Hitler.

one of my strongest beliefs is that we're in our situation right now bc some of the most prominent talking heads (e.g. joe rogan, andrew schulz) are learning about politics in their 40s and 50s, instead of their teens and early 20s, and we have to go along for the ride as they learn basic things

A federal court cleared way for us @democracydefendersfund.org to depose Elon Musk over the unconstitutional shutdown of USAID Our case now moves into discovery As our Legal Director Tianna Mays explains: accountability starts w/ facts👇 - TN

ICE told nurses this Minneapolis man “purposefully ran headfirst into a brick wall.” What actually happened is that they pulled him from a car, beat him so viciously with a steel baton that he had 8 skull fractures, 5 life-threatening brain hemorrhages, and couldn’t remember he had a daughter.

Sight in San Francisco (from a friend)

The funny thing about a certain type of angry conspiracy guy is that they’re literally being confronted with an elite paedophile ring and a tyrannical government at the same time right now, and because it isn't being done by the people they wanted it to be done by they’re all being pussies about it

Acive duty military are being ordered to buy a ticket to Melania and watch it, whether they want to, or not. www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/mil...

I rarely say something is a “must read.” This is a must read.

One would hope that media outlets eventually understood that many of their readership woes stem from having no standards for conservatives. But the reality is that management prioritizes right-wing propaganda over profits, so they're not going to change.

I think "woke" was at least partly identified with "irritating" and the way we're rectifying that in Woke 2 is by being scary instead

“A federal jury in Phoenix on Thursday ordered Uber to pay $8.5 million to a passenger who said one of its drivers had raped her, setting the stage for thousands of similar cases around the country.”

Hey, so, I don’t do civil litigation, is it generally considered good when the judge does this? storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Rep. Ted Lieu (D-CA) tells reporters the Epstein files contain allegations that President Trump raped and threatened to kill children.

But Matt Damon needs the work!

I wonder if crypto is going to crash fast enough to put somebody who bought a Super Bowl ad out of business before it airs.

We need a new word that combines racism with fascism. Fracist? As in, “America is a fracist state.” This shit is horrifying and commenting on my feelings any further would get me banned.

Everyone that ever bought an NFT needs to be doxxed so we can make sure they aren’t doing anything meaningful today If you had $10k for a jpeg of a monkey you had money. And to make that $, you had to be doing something important somewhere We need to ensure no NFTer has any influence on human life

Published my first piece at @wired.com today, about a string of AI thrillers that have bombed (most recent being the hopelessly naive Chris Pratt vehicle 'Mercy'), the backlash to Darren Aronofsky's YouTube slop take on the American Revolution, and a grotesque nostalgia-bait Super Bowl ad:

and once again, @katie.bzky.team has been proven correct. These things DO look like dumpsters

One way in which Israeli settler colonialism very closely matches that of North America's is the way in which the "frontier-settler" has a de facto alliance with the army. The army allows settler violence to happen and in many cases actively supports it, without official policy needing to say so.

The word don't is censored. Don't, or Don T. If you're looking for just some fun proof they're doing control+f censoring

Martinez is recounting her harrowing experience: after being shot by CBP agents, she drove a mile to the safety of an auto shop where she called 911, got treatment at a hospital for 7 bullet wounds, then was immediately taken into custody by federal agents.

Roger Goodell must make the military unfurl a flag every time he takes a piss.

The crime rate for Border Patrol agents is higher than that of undocumented immigrants. Let that sink in as you watch these Nazis terrorize children, the elderly, and every single other person in America.

Tear gas is banned in international warfare, yet classified as a “riot control agent” that law enforcement can use for crowd control. “It just doesn’t work well, and it hits the weakest people the most, and causes the most complications in them,” an anesthesiology professor at Duke University said.

Jesus Ochoa - CBP - 8 years Raymundo Gutierrez - CBP - 12 years

They don’t want you to read this

This was the kind of treatment the union activists got today from Oregon’s largest unions alongside coalitions like @jwjpdx.bsky.social. They fired projectiles and injured many demonstrators and broke out neighbors windows. Gas for a half dozen miles in each direction. #iceout

Happy 2007 Boston Mooninite Panic Day to all who celebrate!

“Tell your children who the cowards were.”

The arrests of Don Lemon, Georgia Fort, and Jamael Lundy are unacceptable and a clear violation of the Constitution. This is a dangerous abuse of power that threatens the rights of every single American. They must be released immediately.

Not for nothing but this shot is giving extreme "opening scene of One Battle After Another" vibes. Be a shame if something happened to this Big Beautiful Warehouse.

I don't know who needs to hear this but the current President of the United States raped children

Well this fucking sucks.

one of the agents said “okay we know” when we were whistling so i leaned in and whistled louder and he threatened to pepper spray me. i then said “are you scared of a fucking whistle dawg” and he very meekly said “no i’m not scared of a whistle”

Our latest deep dive with Hunterbrook Media (@truth.bsky.social) is about one of the five richest owners in sports: Robert Pera, of the Grizzlies and Ubiquiti. An NBA owner said, "No one knows where their sales come from." The answer involves Russia's drone war in Ukraine: youtu.be/s6i4uffZvhc?...

This is what comedy is for. That’s the point Dave is always making that people never understand: comedy is like a church, but instead of religion it’s a mutual agreement that we can exorcise and overcome our Bad Things by saying really fucked-up shit about them. Laughter = best medicine and so on.

(Racist leopard who uses people disposably and openly asserts he wants a fascist white utopia): I will deport all brown people by force Latina woman: yes but grocery prices (face eaten immediately thereafter)

"Oy, Ir Narishe Tsionistn" Jewish Anti-Zionist song from 1931! This song is older than even Israel itself And today it became more relevant than ever before Lyrics below 👇

It wasn’t enough for Stephen Miller that these American citizens were murdered by ICE and CBP, he had to slander them with lies after their deaths. Miller is a deranged, bloodthirsty bigot, and his policies put lives at risk every day he remains in power. Fire Stephen Miller.