The only team not to lose to Spain at the World Cup? Cape Verde.

Why the fuck is the rapist in chief on the stage.

Guess we all eat paella tonight. Damn I was looking forward to a giant cut of beef.

Even if Spain wins, Martinez is Man of the Match

3 times now!

Nothing says Genuine Masculinity like using your oversized Tonka toy to squish a harmless animal.

Probably from having to eat their own food again

Two people tried to enter a screening of The Odyssey without buying tickets after hiding inside a miniature model of the Trojan Horse. 😂😂😂

Medina almost just won the WC but he wasn’t nearly funky or col enough to pull it off.

"KPII names Israel’s program of ethnic cleansing and genocide and calls on the global church “to isolate Israel, hold it accountable, impose sanctions, boycott it, and ban the export of arms until it complies with international law"

France making it 4-5 should be good enough for extra time

Kurt Vonnegut would pimp slap me if he saw that sentence.

Something in America is gonna get exploded and we are not allowed to act surprised or even wronged.

In 2016, San Antonio cop Matthew Luckhurst was fired after giving a homeless man a sandwich filled with feces. Last month, he became police chief in Benavides, Texas.

Accidentally left my shit on Discover all morning. Fuck me, I didn’t know corners of Bluesky really were as stone-fucking-stupid as X.

I want people to understand the full impact of the devastation that First Nations in Canada are facing. It's NOT just that people and wildlife are losing their homes...it's the history that is being lost for generations to come.

No fuck off we're not calling this "Millennial grey" this shit was dictated completely by boomer retiree house flippers we absolutely had NO say in this

We must address the national epidemic of people laughing at drama in movie theaters Been a problem for years, but last I saw was Backrooms and you woulda thought it was Stepbrothers Actress: (reacts) Audience: 🤣 Actor: “I’m sorry: your child is dead” Audience: 🤣🤣🤣 These people must be stopped ✊

It’s worth noting that Taco Bell identified the source before the FDA did, and promptly pulled it from their stores. The FDA didn’t even name the source until Taylor Farms outed themselves, and hasn’t issued a recall. Basically, Taco Bell is now a more reliable authority than the FDA.

The Black Trans Travel Fund is a grassroots, Black trans-led collective, providing Black transgender women with financial & material resources needed to remove barriers to self-determining & accessing safer travel options. Learn more here 👇🏾

The cool thing about conservative dickheads is they never do anything of value or importance, so when they die they just disappear from the collective consciousness. Rush Limbaugh. No legacy. Charlie Kirk. No legacy except his hilarious death. Lindsay Graham. No legacy. Useless in life and death

omg Argentina brought out a "THE FALKLANDS ARE ARGENTINE" banner after the win

The news is always "This absolute fool was dismantled in hearings today. He is manifestly unqualified for the position and would be an existential danger if confirmed. Disaster. He is set to be confirmed immediately." When you ask why everyone is furious and exhausted all the time, this is why.

Staying in power matters more to Donald Trump than anything else.

Once I set my dad’s computer’s Windows startup sound to this full song: two minutes of perfect nonsense and then wailing guitars and secretly one of the best stoner rock riffs ever written. He hated it of course.

What Western MSM doesn't tell you. Israel imposes new restrictions that limit the Red Cross's visits to Palestinian prisoners, despite a High Court ruling that found the blanket ban on such occasions, imposed after Oct 7, 2023, to be unlawful. www.haaretz.com/middle-east-...

ICE agents must be tried for the murder of Lorenzo Salgado Araujo.

Platner has dropped out.

After 16 years of Viktor Orbán's rule, Hungary's state television has suspended its news broadcasts for restructuring. The main state TV channel, M1, displayed a black screen with the following message: "Public media must not lie. We apologize for doing so for many years."

My gosh. Yesterday, Egypt Coach Hossam Hassan asked FIFA to use its "soft power" to help Palestinians. Then today, just as the Egypt-Argentina match began, Israel killed Mohammed al-Wahidi of the Egyptian Relief Committee in Gaza — a group that also organized Gaza screenings of the FIFA matches.

John Oliver gets his wish of getting slapped on a soap 😆 #GH

Unfortunately, the USA and FIFA are two of the most corrupt bodies in the world.

These Jimmy Page remasters are ridiculous.

Surprised. Given Paraguay’s physical play, I expected the French to surrender this one.

Paraguay’s kit today looks like they have a shift driving the ice cream truck right after the game. Got me thinking they wanna serve me a hot dog

My last 10 years, illustrated.

Incredible moment where Fox News puts up a graphic with all the reasons it opposes the DSA and why people should be afraid of them

What a fucking hero

Damn. @nbcnews.com www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

Jack Smith: James Comey, Letitia James, Jerome Powell. There's not criminality here. I mean, seashells?? The only reasonable explanation is the president has it out for these people. He has people who are his former personal lawyers who are going to do what he says, regardless of the facts or law

The $400m flying bribe has shelves of fake books, some titled “Library”.

The Algerian World Cup team looks like they took 11 club rugby players and said, “same shit but no hands.” They played Japan like it was a hockey game. Brutal. And Japan humiliated them for it.

Same with streaming platform content as well. When a company decides to just remove their original/owned content, making it unavailable from any source whatsoever, what is anyone to do but pirate? HBO deleted a massive block of content last year, for example. No physical media exists. Just gone.

Never seen a captcha so vague and subjective before. Which toddler? Anyway, I didn’t spend my money there.

The most dangerous place for your child to be has always been, and remains, a Christian church.

Sports gambling is a cancer. The NBA should be ashamed of how it has embraced and promoted it.

Re-do Relationship of Command but it’s all the old perv from Family Guy

New York City residents are celebrating the reopening of public pools — including Mayor Zohran Mamdani, who jumped into the water while wearing a suit at an East Harlem pool on Saturday. Outdoor public pools will be open from 11 a.m. to 7 p.m. every day through Sept. 13.

PAULA WHITE: Nobody has stood up like you have stood up TRUMP: *sitting* *asleep*

You’ve dregged your last dixie