I am now off work for two whole weeks! Two weeks of no autistic masking for 8 hours at a time. Two weeks of cuddles from the pups and crap TV. And wine. I am going to drink So. Much. Wine.

Santa told us that people that don’t add alt text are getting coal in their stocking this year.

Quote post with a song you can’t hear without thinking of a movie it was in. Sh-Boom - The Crew Cuts (Clue)

The puppy (well, big puppy!) just trampled over my toes and I shouted in pain. She ran into the dining room and brought her favourite toy over as if to say sorry. She can be a wee sweetie when she’s not being a pain in the arse. Bless her little cotton socks.

We have curtain lights. They were meant for Christmas…

What’s your favourite niche music genre? Mine is B-sides where the B-side is the A-side translated into French. Eighth Wonder: J’ai Pas Peur (I’m Not Scared) theaudience: Ne Jamais Decu (A Pessimist is Never Disappointed) And of course Girls Aloud: Je Ne Parle Pas Francais (Can’t Speak French)

Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.

Awesome news today. Next year’s Saint Etienne gig has had a venue upgrade from shitty SWG3 to the fabulous Barras!

You will be visited by three spirits...

We must #ChangeTheNarrative! Dr Beth Upton was fully acquitted of all wrongdoing in yesterday’s Employment Tribunal decision. Yet she has been vilified by a toxic & poisonous media for months. It must stop! Congratulations, and solidarity, to you, Beth!

The only person to come out of the SPeggie/NHS tribunal vindicated and with a completely untarnished reputation is Dr Beth Upton. Not SPeggie, Not the NHS management, Not Four Women Scotland, Not the media, Just Dr Upton.

The only Christmas single I own.

Ruin a song by changing the lyrics. Cyndi Lauper enters the chat with her “Suitcase of mammaries” (And yes, it actually sounds like she’s singing that).

Once a symbol of unity and hope across Europe, the Eurovision Song Contest has been turned into a pink-washing front for war criminals in Israel. After today's decision, there must be a global boycott of Eurovision.

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I shared a total of 63 images this year on Bluesky and included accessibility alt text with 100% of them which is 139% above the average. Find out how consistently you include alt text here: anisota.net/harvest

The Christmas village is done. (Including the pride of my collection - this year it has a water feature!).

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen - 90's edition. Pulp Saint Etienne Garbage Blondie The Beautiful South

Damn, he was superb. One of my first acting roles was Inspector Hound 😢

You just died, the sixth picture on your phone gallery is what killed you..... Yes, I would not be at all surprised given the number of injuries she’s caused me!

This one doesn’t look bad for 37…

WHERE THE FUCK IS CLUE???

Stoodley Pike! You can see that from my childhood bedroom window. (Mum and Dad's house must be on one of the hills in the background).

Happy 9th birthday to The Middle Child!

Ah, star anise. Making it look like there’s a big ole spider in the curry.

when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare

Wow. I had a full hour where the stars aligned and I had no pain from any of my chronic illnesses. It. Was. Awesome. I’m so envious of people who feel like that most of the time.

I’d have to go with Shakespears Sister - Sacred Heart is okay but Hormonally Yours is a masterpiece.

I have the ‘96 re-release of this on red vinyl!

Change a letter, make a singer less appealing: Farty Wilde

Nobody should own a home they don’t live in. Any home that isn’t a primary residence should become social housing with affordable rent. No landlords, second homes, Air BnBs, or investment properties.

Loved every minute of this!

How Bond 26 opens

Name a villain you sympathise with

You know the rules… if you see it, you repost it.

This one *must* have been done already but I haven’t seen it yet…

So a transphobe is threatening @northwestbylines.co.uk with defamation over this 100% accurate and factual piece of Journalism. Support us by sharing it far and wide 🏳️‍⚧️ northwestbylines.co.uk/news/equalit...

Do we reckon the pup will let me dance to Steps this week?

I’m having my weekly #TOTP catchup. Ah, Alisha’s Attic, you inspired one of my favourite comedy parody songs. youtu.be/msUJAMwQdtw?...

Yeah, my Parkin is fucking amazing as always. Went really well with custard tonight. The perfect autumn treat. And my husband doesn’t like Parkin so I’m hoping for no visitors to get it all to myself.

I’ve made my annual two batches of Parkin. One for the office, one for the house. I’m the only one at home who likes it and I’ve made sure we’re expecting no visitors, so batch two is all mine.

This is how I'm gonna look every time someone dislikes one of my posts.

The infuriating thing around here is that one of the bus companies makes it difficult to use the train. Outside peak times the bus route goes via the railway station but during peak times they bypass the station because they want full fares into Glasgow rather than local fares to the station.

Stupid 12-hour days at work recently led to me losing my 200+ day streak on 14 online games. Honestly, I’ve never felt so free since then. It’s like breaking an addiction. The only game I now play on a daily basis is “what the fuck is that in your mouth?” when I’m out with the dogs.

Catching up on last night’s TOTP. Apparently doing the ‘One for Sorrow’ dance isn’t allowed…

Would it be bad to text my husband (currently three rooms away) to ask him to get me a glass of wine? If I move I’ll disturb the dog…

Damn, 30?!? It can’t be - I’m only 29 😂

Fuck yes. I still have the “choose your own cover” version on vinyl.