The AMOUNT of things you can get done on a Saturday when you dont drink of a Friday. Gym, coffee, walk, laundry, cleaning, grocery shop and a cottage pie just out of the oven all before 4pm. Beyond smug x

How much would you say a bag of frozen peas are these days?

I had the privilege of turning 37 today. Life is not easy for anyone but regardless, we're still here and that's very lucky ❤️

Is #HouseOfGuinness any use? Struggling a bit with the first episode. Everything feels a bit diddly eye, with kneecaps music slapped across it to make ot feel edgy.

Just seen someone comment under a video RTE posted about the final saying that RTE 'has an agenda' because 2/3 of the winners are black.... Do these freaks who comment these things ever have a day off?? #TraitorsIrl

I feel we, as a nation, very much deserved this moment #TraitorsIrl

Funny how the ones who cry about cancel culture and who preach all day about free speech are the ones who got #JimmyKimmel pulled off the air. How snowflakeish of them.

MY SON ANDREW #TraitorsIrl

Goodbye to a king and one of the best #TraitorsIrl

Paudie had started to write Vanessa's name and changed it to Nick 👀 #TraitorsIrl

Paudie was flying it until Queen Oyin spoke up #TraitorsIrl

The CONFIDENCE of Paudie now since week one. Even i'm starting to believe he's a Faithful. #TraitorsIrl

If someone looked at me this way, I would simply pack my bags and immigrate to Mars #TraitorsIrl

It's not the afters of an Irish funeral unless there's some sort of row. I'm seated 👀 #TraitorsIrl

PUTTING THE LID ON WOULD ABSOLUTELY SEND ME OVER THE EDGE #TraitorsIrl

Paudie the happiest man in Ireland with the funeral tae and sangwiches 😂 #TraitorsIrl

Paudie the whole way through this competition #TraitorsIrl

Christine may have been murdered but Siobhan just DESTROYED Vanessa #TraitorsIrl

I love how the most difficult thing for Paudie to face in this in this entire competition after everything was hugging someone. How Irish 😂 #TraitorsIrl

Nick is a perfect Traitor, i can literally picture him showing someone around a shoebox in Ballsbridge and calling it a 'cosy, functional 1 bedroom apartment with character' #TraitorsIrl

Oliver Cromwell would have got a warmer welcome than Patrick entering that breakfast room #TraitorsIrl

Calling it now, Oyin will have worked out that Nick is a traitor before she's even finished her first crossiant #TraitorsIrl

Read it again

The world might be a message right now Becki Jones is back on Tiktok

I told you that my band started popping off 🎶

People sharing pro Palestine posts and RIP Charlie Kirk posts back to back 🤡

I hope Paudie throws the other two under a huge bus #TraitorsIrl

Justice for John #TraitorsIrl

Hey. U up?

So thrilled for CMAT and her number 1 album. Single handedly saving music in 2025.

For the record, people like con man Bertie Ahern and rapist Conor McGregor were never 'in the running' to become President of Ireland, they just simply enjoy attention.

Screaming Child 🤝 Every train carriage i ever get into

Gym on my holidays?...promise I used to be cool 😐

Throw away the 🔑 x

Back in my glorious hotel bed with 2 episodes of #TraitorsIrl to watch. I am sat.

DEATH to restaurants who only offer a QR code version of their menu

Irish influencers be like 'great weekend at Electric picnic, thanks to Denny for having me' and it's a photo of them in a yurt surrounded by packets of sausages and bacon.

Found this adorable little shit hole, great craic, gay bar last night. They absolutely threw the shots at us for free all night, dying today. Called in for a quick drink this evening and now it's happening again 😭

Two Irish women in the 70s sitting beside in the restaurant, having a good bitch about half the parish. NO ONE is safe. Im glued.

Why does being in a swimming pool make you absolutely STARVING afterwards? Is there any science behind this?

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I think the most progressive thing we have done as a society in recent years, is collectively agreeing that Aperol Spritz is a horrible drink and we can all now stop pretending to like them x

Sizzling in Alicante. First time here. Warmest sea water I've ever swam in, it's like a bath. It's been heating up all Summer long 🌞

No you're day Drunk x

We're getting a new CMAT Album in 12 days. Shaking

I can never accept the fact that All Ireland Finals not take place in July. Move them back to September you cowards

Tony Holohan has entered the (presidential) chat 👀

Update

Best Irish Breakfast in Dublin City Centre these days?

But here's a message to the party girls, dragged out by their ankles; IM HERE IF YOU NEED ME, DEEP IN YOUR AFTERS x