I just punted Grogu deep into the Backrooms and told him to find his own way out

spending an hour on the phone fighting the medical bureaucracy makes me feel like i'm in a frederick wiseman documentary

boomers be like "pink floyd: the wall!" while nasty zoomers be like "pink foid: hit the wall!"

what runs through my head when I lock eyes with the guy wearing a depeche mode shirt at the bar for five seconds

What the fuck does "plapmeat" mean

I need to get another person emotionally dependent on me

we used to get ford broncos speeding down a highway during the nba playoffs instead

making my polymarket bet on whether they'll finish their entrée for the night or not

I've never been much into french fries

Me showing my buddy my grotesque lesion I’m very worried about: yo check this out!

Can it be done?

hello bluesky! please tell me what book you're reading right now, I'm reading (among other things) an analysis of godard's 90s films

why do so many literati hopefuls like writing about entropy as a theme

demarcus discovered terryology independently of terry, kind of like how both darwin and alfred russel wallace independently discovered natural selection

susan sontag talking about godard's carabineers in her book on photography

endless gooning forever

BREAKING: the Northernlion Supercruise has only 48 hours of oxygen left 🚨

I've seen fifteen Godard films now and it's done nothing to change my chungus life

my hairline moves like the eastern front during world war i

fat piece of shit

dawg why the FUCK do my neighbors own a rooster now we live in suburban washington. guess that's my alarm now

French cinema ✅ Japanese literature ✅ Russian classical ✅ American cuisine ✅😋

"The Pope is WEAK on crime" sounds like a badly translated line you'd hear in a 70s poliziotteschi film

I'm a big fan of Prokofiev's piano concertos

Don't forget to snap delicious photos of your Pig Slop Soylent Mix to help others discover dishes from your favorite spots!

"don't edit as you write" yeah well I'm gonna keep doing it anyway

I had a professor in college who looked like DFW with the leonine hair/bandana combo but instead he'd tell us China was probably stalking us because we're cyber security students and live near a top secret government facility

you can tell sam levinson genuinely thinks he deserves to live

chat was jeepy tea

how do you make new friends entering your late 20s after alienating everyone for the past six years due to crippling mental illnesses. asking for a friend.

whenever people announce they're taking a break from bluesky, it's usually because they're astronauts experiencing a mandatory communications blackout as they re-enter earth's atmosphere. that's why they always come back in six minutes

i will be BOLD...without the BULL.

a music biopic is a tempting project for someone who wants to make something truly ontologically evil

lo-fi braps radio to relax/study to

no better symbolic representation of our bats so far this year

cannes lineup? wake me up when it's a lineup of her cans

with every new andy weir snippet I see you gotta wonder why he's even writing books

doing data entry for business cards is turning me into patrick bateman

it's wokecock season

just saw a clip of ivy wolk speaking for the very first time in my life

I'm writing endless amounts of cringe for my own sanity

Jennifer Strange 👀

crank hog, not women

Pretty sure coworker saw picture of my soft dick

conspiracy theorists won't even come up with cool shit like "kubrick filmed it" they'll just say it's AI now

my "for you" tab on my twitter is so fucked i'm just seeing endless gender war discourse now, not sure how that even happened

the backrooms concept has never been all that effective for me to be honest

"Posting through it" is kinda like the Freudian death drive for the terminally online

it's controversies like this that remind you how many professional athletes are actual drooling morons

i got slurped in the backrooms