I go overboard with the bit sometimes but dog owners in Chicago really are so entitled and embarrassing

getting back into Godspeed you black emperor is just part of turning 28

Just bought a new #dumbitem from the #bullshitstore

I just had an optical illusion

I feel very romantic about manual transmissions

Got her wages #garnished

Yall help me report that page

Just spit up

Running out of ideas

Goodbye cool world

I liked an immortal technique song like 3 years ago and have skipped it every time it’s came on since

I am seeking divine reward @god.bsky.social @allah.bsky.social @buddah.bsky.social @reincarnation.bsky.social

So many drivers need to die

I got runners nuts

I can’t stand it when motherfuckers on here got an invalid handle

How big you got to be to say normal grapes ain’t sweet enough they need to taste like cotton candy

We all got that one white friend that owns a signed Chris Farren album

Me showing my buddy my grotesque lesion I’m very worried about: yo check this out!

Can it be done?

fat piece of shit

I very much do think less of someone that regularly takes naps

TSA AGENTS at Chicago Midway airport particularly robust and unpleasant today

Big chungis is in #jackass5D a

chat was jeepy tea

Jennifer Strange 👀

Hey bro I love your hellhound and am glad he’s here with us, at this microbrewery

One of my favorite shots in all of tv and film is the split second before someone gets hit by a bus and you’re like oh they’re about to get hit by a bus

I just had the Joe Rogan experience!

This is how dog owners look at you when you are standing by them and haven’t said anything about their dog

Done fucked around and got the zoomies

I been hanging out with white people done found myself on a POÄNG 😭😭

I’m doing everything wrong!

I just interviewed @covfefe.bsky.com - live on mytv.com

And that’s on that!

redditors be saying KGATLW like we know what the fuck that stands for

I havent changed my diaper since last year

some days I feel like travis pickle...

I do not respect film criticism at all

I have fallen into the manhole once more! Will no doubt be rescued swiftly

I’m going on the Kelly Clark’son show!!! I’m juggling!!!

I’m lusting!!!

I’m white and today I’m doing a hunger strike

I know everyone says this but i actually am invincible in these sunglasses

Alt-J who is this band making music for

Darling you’ve barely touched your calories

🤤

There’s a giant fucking bean behind you dear

This is not advice it’s the right stuff!