Dubai’s top British influencers have been fulsome in their praise for the UAE Government as the Iran war continues. Speaking from jail, one said, “They quite rightly locked me up for tweeting a video of a drone blowing up my apartment.” From the new Private Eye, in shops now.

@ajinuk.bsky.social @profdanny.bsky.social @elisabethbraw.bsky.social @lordtoby.bsky.social @ofgem.gov.uk @hasisd.bsky.social @andycambridge.bsky.social @coffeefueled.org @ctgintelligence.bsky.social @thenotoriousguy.bsky.social Security convergence? Surely not! therecord.media/ukraine-cybe...

2/2 thanks to @andycambridge.bsky.social for the share. Given the 1962 report of Parliament’s own Security Commission there may be some #ISO9000 quality improvement opportunities? Cc @sandbaggerone.bsky.social @frankgardner.bsky.social @deborahaynes.bsky.social @keirgiles.bsky.social

And, of course, they knock off at 4.40pm (3pm on Friday)

I mastered this technique long ago…

I have found an e-visa with an application form more complicated to complete than the US ESTA!

Trump copies Cyprus…

I’ve just discovered @secretsandspies.bsky.social podcast & would highly recommend giving it a try!!

Cicero was a very wise man