Me: i’m Autistic Them: Oh you take things literally Me: No that’s kleptomania

122.5 new (to me) albums.

I did a thing...

Didn't much feel like cooking. Made Leicester and lettuce on whole wheat with some dill pickle kettle chips on the side. Quite enjoyable.

Jesus Collins...

Dirty money, filthy lucre, the very definition, all ‘of em in a row at January’s inauguration…just chillin like villains. One of them even looks like a dimestore Lex Luther. The hoard always rots.

You know you've talked about Ninja Sex Party one too many times when your phone's predictive text has "Sexbang" as a stored word.

Yooooooooo!

Anyone need a heap of reptiles magazines from the 90’s?

Did Americans decide overeating is no longer our national sport? Literally every buffet chain I remember from when I was young are defunct.

A MAGA saying "He won the election, y'all need to move on." is a hilarious statement because of its complete lack of self-awareness.

Weeeeeeeee!

Colt .45, semiautomatic. Play-Doh.

Real ones will know.

Every time someone tells me to eat a bag of Dicks...

TFW you're playing with your HiFi gear and forgetting about what a shitty day you had at work.

Heh.

Cabot Cove, the most dangerous small town in America.

Ran out of tortillas, GF used paratha instead for our tofu scramble breakfast burritos. 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

Saturday matinee: Lifeforce

Many people were harmed in the making of this film.

🚨Alert🚨: Dark City is streaming for free on Tubi.

Apologies. Idiot quota exceeded. This is now an idiot free zone. No more idiot in this vicinity please.

A snail in a strange landscape of Bird's Nest Fungi 🐌 11x14" oil painting. Finished commission for @xiphosb4.bsky.social I love this type of artistic freedom work :) #oilpainting #inverts

I just feel like repeating myself. Deal.

Do I have any limey moots? I'm really curious about the origin of "boffin".

A whole team of torture experts (and doctors to keep him from dying too soon) making his every moment pure agony for years would still be too kind and too quick a death for him.

GrASS.

I'm not a big fan of fiver, but fivergo sounds like complete shite.

Stupid nutrition facts telling me 100 calories per 26gram serving... like I know what the fuck that is.

They're going to 1099 everyone. The woman talking about the loss of benefits is spot on. When you lose your private insurance, remember, there's no Medicaid waiting to catch you, anymore.

YouTube keeps suggesting Mr. Chimetime's food review videos to me (probably because I keep watching them).

Saw an AMC Eagle on the road on my evening commute. Appeared to be in decent shape too.

I think we might know where all the missing Dem ballots went This is Ethan Shaotran. He's one of Musk's DOGE takeover hackers 2 yrs ago he won the Berkeley AI Hackathon But in 2000 won the HackGT7 with a ballot altering program called BallotProof Here's the deep dive that he couldn't scrub....

I've been watching a lot of Korean shows lately, and I always get hungry. I miss the food in Korea so much.

I'm pretty worried about the strangers in my community being deported too.

Who knew boat parts had such awesome rapper names? "TORQUE MASTER FAT SHAFT"

ICE deserves all the bad things that are coming for them.

Seriously, breakfast of champions. Now I'm having a digesif of Japanese whiskey, because fuck it, it's Saturday.

I made super yummy cheesy taters. The flat tater rounds with Taco John's seasoning salt, Wisconsin Havarti, and garlic aioli. I'm something of a gourmand.

Amusing.

AI driven dynamic pricing is a great way to ensure I avoid your airline at all costs... fortune.com/2025/07/16/d...

Listen to this song once and join me in being obsessed