Every parade has a right to exist

Anything exciting happen on this app lately?

nothing bad can happen it can only good happen

I hate stranger things but that kate bush song fucking slaps

I AM THE CANDYMAN

GOTTA STEAL FROM THE RICH WHEN THEY DON’T KNOW I’M COMING GOTTA GIVE TO THE POOR NO TIME FOR LOVING

It feels pointless to point out that going to war with Iran is a bad idea because it seems like everyone already agrees with that and also we're going to do it anyway

We are so back

My real question is how has Canada used the delay to build pathways of trade that are less reliant on the US and since the answer is “they didn’t” I would like to know why

NEW: NDP MP Brian Masse has written to the Privacy Commissioner requesting an investigation into the use of Elon Musk's X on Government of Canada devices and whether these pose data privacy or national security risks "There is no transparency from X"

The criminal charges laid against Montreal-based author, activist, and Mondoweiss contributor Yves Engler for responding to a pro-Israel influencer’s social media posts should concern anyone who values freedom of expression and the rule of law. https://buff.ly/4ia3ewm #Palestine #Israel

having a week where everything that can go wrong does. feels great.

it’s wild how there are ancient holes in the ground authorities have to shut down because mormons keep crawling in getting stuck and dying

They're getting cockier and cockier aren't they

The Canadian establishment that lost its mind over a protest passing by Mount Sinai hospital has been entirely quiet over a Canadian company selling Nazi T-Shirts for the English world's most famous, out Nazi. I wrote about this and asked the question: why? noraloreto.substack.com/p/instrument...

Got the first of a two-part investigation looking at the University of Calgary’s decision to immediately call the cops on its May 9 Palestine encampment coming tmrrw. Subscribe to the Orchard to get it in your inbox first thing tomorrow. Www.readtheorchard.org

deactivated twitter

My boss put in her resignation last week meaning I get six weeks of not giving a shit

my dogs are tweaking right now and it’s freaking me out

I now use this app exclusively to report when I’m grumpy

All I want in life is to experience a happiness as pure and complete as the moment Kendrick said “hey DRAKE” at the superbowl

My biggest concern about the tariffs btw, for First Nations, is that it'll be an excuse to trample over consultation and consent - in the name of trade diversification, and expanded resource development. And that would be Canada doing that to us. So, like I said, conflicted. 6

real canadian patriot hours

not really stoked about continuing education i already got my degree what the fuck do you mean i still have homework???

sponge, me bob, ye aren’t fantasizin’ ‘bout yer drivers on the clock ‘gain, are ye?

I FINALLY HAVE MY DOGS WITH ME IN THE NEW PLACE I MOVED TO FOR WORK

grumpy

i’m genuinely fascinated by americans and chinese citizens interacting online in a major way for the first time in history, i have no idea what will come of it but one of the cultures will more heavily influence the other eventually and it seems like china is winning that so far

at this point like a third of my followers are porn bots and tbh i’m cool with that

just woke up and panicked because I thought it was almost 11 am

I’m a big dumb idiot

me and who

tonight I’ll lay beside you, darling, in necromantic sin

Don’t wanna go back to work tomorrow

For the first time in a long time, I feel like I’m gonna be okay, that I have a future.

Working from home Monday and Tuesday which means I’m out of the office until JANUARY 🥳 🎉

making moves 😈

who up grinching their roast beast?

Ra-tatata-tah! Party like Stalin. Move like Stalin. Dance like Stalin. That’s my style. Pow POW like Stalin!

Old Cradle of Filth is so good wtf 🖤

mood

love me my soaps