Why is having a mental illness so fucking embarrassing when you're in your 20s like calm down this was suppose to over by now

All of my friends should be so happy I have so much impulse control

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old soviet joke about the difference between an optimist and a pessimist a pessimist complains surely things can’t possibly get worse while the optimist knows things can always get worse

so fucking racist that you let shit spiral and get slammed with literal fucking RICO predicates, BRO

If ever move to the east coast some day I’m gonna make that my entire personality

Actually maybe carbs will fix my life

I didn't realize people don't listen to albums anymore like I love listening to an album completely through

What the fuck, did my post hit the discover feed or something why are all the responses so weird.

I hate when no song feels right

Maybe I just need to consume caffeine every day like I feel like on top of the world

I forget that we really used to call working from home, teleworking. Crazy

bluesky is 90% someone imagining a Pete Buttigieg, tricking themselves into believing that Pete Buttigieg exists and then getting mad about it

I feel like Dr. Manhattan on Mars contemplated the nature of time. 'Its 2004 and the government is planning a quick, easy war to rally support', 'Its 2025 and the government is planning a quick, easy war to rally support', 'Its 1914 and the government is planning a quick easy war to rally support'.

Haha wow I love women and being a lesbian

Some of you all need to calm down.

The median Star Wars fan is a twelve year old boy and the median Star Trek fan is a 40 year-old woman, so they just aren't covered the same way on social media.

Long live the Republic of China

Trying to decide how embarrassing it is that I'm writing fanfiction again.....

Crab Rangoon

If Black vernacular were not so powerful you would not see so many non-Black people adopting it for nearly all social and emotional purposes.

The funniest thing ever is that my friend will literally ask when can we call soon and a week previous assured me that she wants to talk to me even when I'm horribly depressing to talk to and I'll still be like, yeah I think I'm horribly clingy and should stop texting her to do her a favor

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I forgot people think books should actually be banned and think like the authors are morally responsible for what their work depicts.

Is this a good time to say I constantly confused Nick Fuentes and Richard Spencer in my head

for better or worse, I have a truly endless appetite for gossip. you will never ever see me repost that “we should all know less about each other” headline.

I know it’s fighting a losing battle, but I really do wish we could reclaim liberalism as a philosophical tradition and that people could just say “establishment Democrat” when they mean that.

One of the best plot elements from absolute Batman is that Thomas Wayne died in a mass shooting protecting Bruce. Literally would be a perfect origin for an original superhero but with batman even in an alternate universe it goes to waste

Do you think this works or....?

The fact that Conclave of all movies has an active and dedicated fandom is so confusing what do you mean this Oscar bait film has over 2,800 fics.

Why do people romanticize the mob.....

I don't know how people argue that batman is copaganda when there are a max of 3 good cops in Gotham city

I hate late stage capitalism but not in like a leftists 20 something kind of way but in a like that term is literally nonsense

Been unemployed since August and I think I'm actually about to snap

The average SNAP benefit per month is $177 a person. The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person. People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives. And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.

what he actually said was that mamdani doesn’t need his help and that he doesn’t live in new york but that he thought the race was very exciting and that cuomo disqualified himself, but, you know, hey, go ahead and make up people to get mad at if that makes your sunday morning more exciting

people on this website lose their fucking minds about buttigieg in the most embarrassing, cringeworthy ways, grow up

It's a fundamental precept of the media that Democratic wins do not count.

"I do not recognize this country," columnist @JohnArchibald.bsky.social writes. "Perhaps we should go ahead and rip that plaque off the Statue of Liberty and stop pretending to be something we are not."

oh you like that gay little fuckboi vampire do you? I bet you also like the blood of the global south, imperialist scum

Interviewer: Please explain this gap in your resume. Me: Are you familiar with time dilation?

DC consults frantically trying to find Sam and get him to run for office

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My veins are cold

Why the fuck would you try to catcall anyone at the mall as grown ass man shinning shoes at a mall. Bum ass bitch

"Recession indicator" wrong they listened to this tweet