shiso herso? damn girl those are some beefsteak pronouns

From the creator of praying mantis: The mantis that they are praying to.

i got that shutting down ardougne's beach resort rizz call that plage's end

the law of causality

using AI for code is great to get you 50% of the way there, especially if you were 80% there already

first 5 minutes of sailing is going great lol

shout out to weed for making me able to consume an unfathomable amount of cheese

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i want to wish everyone a happy procrastination awareness month this january and i hope gy'all have a great 2023

i cant wait for epsiode 7 of the amazing digital circus where kinger pisses the bed

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mlem

someone should invent like magic ice rats and then chuck 100 of them at me

The next time someone says "Not everything's about you" ask yourself the last time they allowed ANYTHING to be about you. If you can't think of a single time... it's a tactic to shut you up and make everything about them.

it's kind of hard to look past the fact that cops will literally use chemical weapons on civilians that you're not allowed to use in war, and it's not even to put down an armed & deadly threat they're doing war crimes to punish chanting

Now that (as far as I can tell) we've managed to turn April fool's day into legitimately harmless silliness, I think we deserve a second day of the year dedicated to high effort shitposts (for everyone, not just professional shitposters)

I should write a book on how to focus for more than 3 minutes but it's so badly optimised that if you take breaks it's indigestible, requiring 40 minutes uninterrupted per chapter, and after like 90 chapters I finally end with "fuck I forgot to even start making my main point"

i have no idea why the fuck people keep touting detrans grifters as an authority on trans care if someone worked a job for two weeks and walked out, only to come in months later and try to tell ex co-workers what to do, they would be asked to fucking leave

@greatmothsucks.bsky.social Happy birthday, and thank you for the gift of knowledge (I actually used your shading technique in this one lol) 💙

i know nobody in Trump's circle gives a single fuck about any Australian's opinion, but this is the sort of thing we actually care a lot about and i hope to fuck it torpedoes any idea of a trade deal with the US

focusing is easy this_post_is_sarcasm_poorly_drawn_star_with_a_much_better_drawn_sheep_wearing_a_tuxedo_in_the_corner_of_the_image.webp.json.gif.bmp

Thoughts. 🐟

Okay, I need to log off for a while, but as this is time sensitive, I didn't want to wait until I came back to post about it haha Can y'all do me a favor and spread this around while I'm gone? It's important for people to know about but I am well out of spoons 😭💙

shoutout to the like 3 indie platforms I know of that keep their rainbow capitalism colours year-round and laugh at anyone that gets upset by them doing so

so true oomfie, *softly kebabs you*

If anyone wants to buy me a ko-fi, it won't solve my problems but I might be able to make up some of the money I'm about to lose at a con on Friday since Ingram made manufacturing errors on more than half of the books I ordered -.- ko-fi.com/emerylee

Imagine trying to get to an appointment on time, but the building has no access for non-staff members. Still, they choose to blame YOU for not being able to attend the appointment over making the place accessible for everyone This is what it's like being autistic

Is it supposed to not work instantly? Boobs? Indie games game dev boobs lesbians? Women kissing women kissing game dev? Celeste shitposts? Boobs?

Let me try. Lesbian lesbian women game dev women game dev women kissing lesbians boobs game dev lesbians bunnies lesbians women game dev dialogue tips story tips game dev women boobies bunnies women lesbians lesbians legitimately funny posts lesbians bunnies game dev lesbians women kissing bunnies.

I migth be a hoompeoomesbiann 😳😳😳😳

you can't tune a fish but anyone can pee soup

Autistic caregivers don’t burn out from giving. We burn out from giving without being seen. From giving without appreciation. Without reciprocity. We carry the weight of others’ survival - but often, no one carries ours. And when we finally need care, there’s often nowhere to go.

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Worst case scenario: Make a shitpost. At least then it'll be funny (and STILL contribute to learning)

You can tell Jagex's attention was entirely on FubOrb from the instant it launched in 2008 because the Summoning familiar that buffs Mining isn't called Dwarven Stoat.

This image is allowed to live in my head rent free forever (but probably won't because I have a memory like a what this image if a photograph of).

CREATURE

when are we getting red blubbers that take 6 bites to eat and heal you for 11k per bite and also instead of the normal "chomp" sound effect you hear "good girl" and receive 1k XP in every skill

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Daughter of Chaos goes hard