Whatever the opposite of 9/11 is, this is it for me

Live Aid happened in 1985 and I'm pretty sure it made 3 year old me gay

My partner's mod had been sick for a while, out of work since end of August. In hospital since end of September. This last week we finally got the diagnosis of CJD, a rare type of prion disease. She has since passed but family is struggling to cover expenses. www.gofundme.com/f/give-cathi...

Absolutely normal shit happening here

Being a parent rules. Hearing things like "remember when you and mom got divorced , and you lived in that 600 sqft apartment? I really miss staying with you there"

I've never done shrooms, but it seems like it would be a perfect situation to sip on a Coors and argue with an inanimate object about its smugness. I would like to stress that this never happens, just a totally hypothetical situation

The council has not met quorum and has declared it nap time

Great month, everyone!

This apparently angered the spirits, because guess who had a machine fire today?

Always remember: your lathe is evil and thirsts for your blood

Grilled some bread

The only king I'll acknowledge

TIL that Bee turns into Dennis Reynolds when she's sober

in my experience being alive is mainly running errands

Asking yourself "how does this work" and "what is causing this to happen" will take you a long way

There's like 39 people who have ever listened to Hawkwind

Happy Pride my beloveds

Do you pronounce "both" with or without the L?

I really wish I could properly format a joke, because I had this idea of a bodybuilder doing reps for Jesus, and it retroactively applied, causing the Jesus to easily break free from his crucifixion

Honestly, if your game doesn't have good menuing, you're missing out

If you are past the age of 35 and you do not have one hundred bannermen ready to rally their soldiers to your cause, what are you even doing with your life?

Good morning to my non-binary folks only. The rest of you can kick rocks

This is entirely correct

Kinda feel like being an Online Person again, but I don't know if I have the energy

Grilling, but this time for my mom

The first council meeting of 2025 has reached quorum and has convened

It's ok to be sad

So I'm entirely sure that the eye infection I'm dealing with currently is directly related to this

Went outside and smoked roughly a third of one cig

Made a rather great bean and cabbage soup for my lunches this week, but you better believe that I got extremely jealous when a guy came into the break room with hotdogs and fries

Ever see a perfectly rectangular cat?

One Piece is fun because you can have an old man crater an island by jumping off a flying boat and then punching the island, and feel like "yeah, that tracks"

In retrospect, Prince's parents aimed too low when they named jim

It doesn't take much to do something for a community that has needs.

I've had my entire life fall apart and never once thought "I should try meth", yet I now know of more than one person who went down that path.

Gonna deliver a bunch of sandwiches to a community fridge tomorrow. If you feel like chopping in, DM me

Whoop whoop 🙌

I asked my sister's husband "you're a math guy, right?", which ended up setting off a chain of events that culminated with my sister accidentally Randy Johnson-ing me in the face with a beer bottle cap

Yeah fuck it, I paint

Basing time

Actually enjoying mini painting again

They're pretty great this is one of my faves

I like browsing forklift operator memes because they are all so ridiculous

The show runners absolutely fumbled the bag with Walt. I know the first season was too early to bring up the concept of wizards, and I know that child actors grow up fast, but man, Walt should been better ingrained as an island wizard.

Lost is a cool show because you start out watching this island survival show and then, as it plays out, a couple wizards show up and you're like "hell yeah, this tracks"

Jimmy Two Times actually said things three times, but the third time was a shriek across the unbound pattern in between the universe, and therefore was imperceptible to the Goodfellas

Marvin Gaye was a very handsome man

Billy Corgan played pool once in his life and decided to make his entire look based on the cue ball. No shade it was a good look for him