godfuckingdamnit squeenix

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"How was that" Man just fed Kingdom Hearts fans for another 5 years

I still don't know how to feel about OOT being remade but hitting me with that and and honest to god Kingdom Hearts IV trailer might have shut my brain down for the rest of the day

Not proud of how loud my "YEEEEAAAHH BOIIIII" was at that Deltarune news

Xbox: spend 30 days and 1,000 man hours to throw out the PS5 version of Gears and win back fans. Nintendo: watch one of our best creative minds lose a thumb wrestle live in front of 1 million fans.

Only Nintendo would do a horrifying giant not-Mii hands thumb wrestling demo in the middle of its Summer showcase and then keep the take where the player loses. That's my platform for you, the best there ever was.

LOL if you thought the Trump boos were loud on TV, wait until you hear them from inside MSG. Video courtesy of Evan Roberts from WFAN on X.

Salt Lake City and County have teamed up on a lawsuit seeking to halt ICE from putting a large detention center on the city's west side.

This was the end point that corpos were betting on: that if they could pull back just a little they'd wear out the collective stamina. Happens every time.

God I sure hope you can still turn Siri off in MacOS after 27

The more I play Standard and looking at the Marvel previews, the more I start to come around to Wizards' decision to make no changes, because how on earth to you ban enough cards to fix the inherent design of the past few years?

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[about to speak to the manager voice] well well, i wonder if the offspring knew the new crazy taxi game was using the tech undermining recording artists via mass slop on spotify, somebody ought to tell th-

Been laughing at this for 45 minutes straight

Trying to go to the grocery store in America right now

Oh YEAH I'm so in

Every single day, another violation after violation of Palestinian life. This utter normalization, as though this were an immutable law of gravity, like we're talking about the weather, remains one of the most wretched things I've ever witnessed in my life. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/j...

gog is doing it on purpose because the gamergaters are all straight up nazis. everyones been saying it forever. its not exaggerating. they're just marketing to their base.

this shit is why I never fucking forget marketing, you can't even blame the transphobes over at CDPR this time. fuck these guys forever man

geoff saying this like it's a good thing is the most geoff thing possible

Anthony Stewart Head will always be a real one for this. RIP www.thepinknews.com/2019/12/20/a...

worth noting is that the union is not calling for a boycott, which at this stage would presumably do nothing but cause further harm to the folks who work here. also fwiw the folks I spoke to heaped praise on the direct leadership and culture of the Arena team specifically.

Even if Riftbound Unleashed didn’t make us a full convert, with care and refinement, Riftbound can absolutely become something special. 

I know it's fun to dunk on things the kids like but The Amazing Digital Circus is the Real Shit. That's gonna hold up.

Still too much, but fuck if it doesn't feel good to see this guy eat shit

Goddamnit, the one day I have to do my fucking job?

OH HELL YEAH

Oh okay so Titanium Court is a real banger huh

Hell. Yes.

oh so Zeus is gonna be in the Laufey game huh, that's why they're doing this too

I don't know if Marvel Super Heroes will succeed in winning people over, but it sure as hell is trying. You can see me try to parse it all here!

apropos of nothing holy shit some Pokémon from *after* Red and Blue

Not gonna lie, a global Pokémon TCG release seems like a pretty likely final trigger for the collapse of society. youtu.be/05w9UVH6zoQ?...

This may be the stupidest piece I have ever written but I am also so fucking proud of it. Here it is - Wemby is Blue player, and the definition of Control.

Repost to scare Bluesky developers

Literally the weekend Lorcana came out I saw kids in line saying this same stuff.

RIP to the legend who saved and/or improved on a heap of classics - Star Wars, Raiders of the Lost Ark, The Godfather, and more

lmao they put Wizard of Barge on another red card, goodbye any chance at this one

At a high school graduation and one of the faculty just gave a speech that was 1/3rd reading ChatGPT "explaining" someone indicating something stinks. Genuinely could not tell if it was a bit. How are people not embarrassed looking like this?

"I am organizing for many reasons, but the biggest of which is I want to make working at Arena better for everyone; I love my team, and I’m tired of our lives being shaken up by top-down decisions that we have no say in."

i was such an avid reader of stuff i did not even get CLOSE to understanding as a kid and all it did was make me read more, and ask more questions about the world. there's a concerted effort from almost every consolidated power on this planet to make people less curious!!!!

Mortal Kombat II tries to get by through action spectacle but fails to deliver an interesting or cohesive adaptation. Read our review:

Good luck getting people to play, “Celebrity Circlejerk ver 5" when no one can afford to buy PCs or consoles.

well that's a wrap on handhelds, I guess!

Okay so when discussing whether or not we were going to buy Switch 2s a friend said completely honestly he was going to cause he was a "waa waa Nintendo baby," fair play to this take also "sorry for posting, but" lmao