Dear John Schneider Sincerely, Blue Jays fans everywhere

*for legal reasons this is a joke* I mean, John Schneider has gotta be in the Epstein files and Jeff Hoffman knows it. Right?? I mean... come on. That's the only logical explanation, right?

An hour of Mina the Hollower and I'm in DEEP. Everybody said "oh it's Zelda and Dark Souls" and I said yeah that sounds great but MY LORD it's like I'm 10 again but with the seasoned eye of an elder gamer. Best 25 bucks I've spent in a while.

Toughest enemy in Mina the Hollower so far... man.

I bought it tonight. Hell yeah. Fuck you, backlog.

I'm already in over my head. I've created a career stats spreadsheet, a 2026 stats spreadsheet, and a game-by-game spreadsheet... AND a spreadsheet for the entire team. Oh my god. I've secretly been a baseball nerd this entire time.

Fuck it 3 for 5 2 Doubles 1 Single 6 RBI 2X Reached on error (it's coed rec this is not shocking) 4 runs 1 K (this is not good, I was pitching to my own team) I will keep this thread going all summer, why not.

First ball game of the season tonight. Gonna try and track my stats like a real professional, but it's coed 3-pitch so like... I might not care enough to. Game ends at 11pm and I just got called into work for 5am tomorrow which means a 3am alarm... yowza.

Proud of this one

One day at the end of each month I have to check all 300+ fire extinguishers in the warehouse. Today is that day. 17,000+ steps incoming. Who knows how many flights of stairs. Pray for me.

Over the moon for all y'all Witcher fans. I love seeing people happy.

I'm in a weird place

My mom has a brain injury and says some unhinged shit. I feel bad getting upset or angry, but some of that... personality?... was there before the injury. It's just been set free I guess. Yesterday I was informed I'm not a good enough son because I don't have a bunch of money to give her. Neat.

Old picture? Sure. #MonochromeMonday 🖤🤍

All this heat wave talk has really driven home the fact that most of the people I follow are from across the pond. It was 33 degrees here on Tuesday and it hasn't hit 20 since. It's 9 right now! Stay cool, stay safe, stay hydrated. Heat like that is no joke. Good luck out there.

If you haven't had a chance to watch this yet, you should. Colbert is a gem.

Happy Friday 🤘

Run over by a drunk guy driving a stolen golf cart. Eight years later and my back is still shot. Lost my Mon-Thurs 6-4 arena job driving Zambonis with a dream promotion on the way. Got stuck at a desk in a warehouse 3 on, 3 off, 5-5 rotating nights and days. Put on 60lbs. Physio for 3 years.

Introduce yourself with Ten bands you've seen live: Our Lady Peace Rush AC/DC Judas Priest Whitesnake Linkin Park Coheed and Cambria A Day to Remember Bring Me the Horizon Boundaries

Got the true ending (act 3) of Returnal today. Just ciphers and scout logs left for the plat. I hear it's a pain in the ass. Wish me luck.

Suit for Hire was cheap so I bought it and started it today. Dungeons of Hinterberg was cheap so I bought that and started it a couple days ago. Wuchang Fallen Feathers is on PS Plus so I started that the other day. Still intending on platinum for Returnal and Saros. What am I doing to myself

Motherfu-

Apple TV carrying Jays games and blacking out Sportsnet is one of life's minor annoyances that REALLY pisses me off after a long day at work. Fuck you Tim Apple.

Yup.

Bored at work, sorry in advance

60 hours in 5 days. Add in my commute and I'm out of the house 14-15 hours a day until Wednesday. Two of those shifts were optional and I took them anyways. Why do I do this to myself?

Everybody wants a NEW Starfox until that music hits... remake it ten times I do not care.

That new Motionless in White/Corey Taylor track goes hard, eh? Goddamn.

I waived Rachel McAdams' late fees.

Ok ok Let's keep it going today with... uh... Terrific Twosday??? Yeah, sure, that works! 😆 Share two of your favorite pics of yourself!!!

The guy in the stall beside me is fighting for his life. Pray for him. My goodness.

I'm not a selfie guy but all you handsome bastards are slowly convincing me to do a Monochrome Monday one day...

Put me on the list too!! I hate being left out, probably because I'm such a child!

Apple Run Over By A Golf Cart 🏌‍♂️

I've read that the Returnal plat is a pain in the ass and full of RNG... But I'm kinda pot committed at this point, no? All in baby.

So Saros needed an update. I thought... why not make some Returnal progress while that updates? Anyways, I beat Returnal. Yes, just the first time. I know there's post-game, true ending stuff. But considering I wiped my save (I hadn't even finished Act 1!) last week and started fresh? Hell yeah.

All right Saros... let's see what you've got.

Bring Me The Horizon just fuckin blew the roof off of the ACC. Holy shit.

Without downloading anything new, where are you, mentally?

How do you guys do it? I had a day off today. Kids at school. Wife at work. House to myself. Did I make a video? Did I stream anything? Was I productive in any way? Nope. Played some Returnal. Played some baseball. Fell asleep on the couch. Can't tell if I'm lazy or just exhausted. Both? Ugh.

Hey Returnal vets... is this good? I feel like it can't be bad. Gotta be halfway decent at least right? This game is fun

Dang... fired up Returnal for the first time since 2024... I never finished it, and... you know... Saros... So I deleted my save and started fresh. Beat Phrike and Ixion already. Still got it I guess. Bedtime though.

I did it. Saros pre-ordered. I don't pre-order anything anymore. I fear we're encouraging day-one patches and DLC that should have been included from the jump if we do. That being said... Housemarque made Returnal. Saros looks bigger and better on every front. They can take my money any day.

Started and finished Strange Horticulture while I was in Mexico, just some achievements to clean up. Made some FFII PR progress on the flight home. Started Blasphemous 2 on the flight home. You guys are hyping up Pragmata so I'm gonna have to pick that up. Saros in ten days. Games, man.

It's so hot. People do this for fun?

Elden Ring-ass moon here in Cancun, Mexico. Home tomorrow.

Off to Mexico. Catch ya on the flip. Or whatever the cool people say.

I am Kenough.