The gentle giant, the lovable darling of the house.. 🐶😍 This large, scruffy dog is an Irish Wolfhound, known for being one of the tallest dog breeds. Irish Wolfhounds are historically powerful hunters but are known today as gentle, calm giants that are friendly toward people and families. #dogs

Amen. #BookSky

Narcissists have a history with reflecting pools

Fun fact: after saving his country, his country chemically castrated him for being gay & he killed himself by eating an apple full of cyanide.

The kids in my neighborhood need books. They range in age from 4 to 14. So, if you have any child/young adult books you don't need anymore, please throw them my way. Went through my library & I only have 5 books that are suitable for children. But they're good ones.

Do not do this. Invasive bamboo doesn't know where data centers end & neighborhoods begin.

I can say, without hubris, that my sessions are fucking phenomenal.

The next pandemic is upon us!!! https://theonion.com/epidemiologists-confirm-first-airborne-transmission-of-mar-a-lago-face-2/

One of my regulars just told me he got a kitten & he's thinking of getting it de-clawed. I told him that if he didn't, I'd let him feel my tits. Pretty sure my tits just prevented an animal from being mutilated.

We are digging coal

NO 👇 LIES DETECTED......

When I started stripping, we kept all our tips, were paid hourly, & got a kick-back for every drink we sold. 12 years later, we had to pay to work & didn't get shit.

Brutal community note

I will always side with the poor, the exploited, & the disenfranchised because I know how it feels to be poor, exploited, & disenfranchised. It sucks.

34 years ago today, Batman Returns was released in theaters, giving the universe the perfection that is Michelle Pfeiffer as Catwoman. No one has ever looked this cunty on screen, before or since. #HellHere

Me too.

She was also imprisoned by her first husband and had to drug her maid & steal her uniform to escape.

Being famous does not qualify one for public office.

I just saw a picture of the White House lawn & had a childhood flashback to the 4th of July when my mom had a pig roast & the Hell's Angels showed up. Stay classy, D.C.

I am living the dream!

To whomever flushed baby wipes down my $900 up-flush macerating toilet, kindly learn how to read.

A coyote just ran down the street in front of my house.

Paxton only returned the stolen pen after the courthouse security cameras showed he was the one who took it.

I will be unavailable the first week in June. No calls, no texts, no scheduling, no questionnaires. COMPLETELY UNAVAILABLE. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

2/ Meanwhile in Ohio, nursing homes dump elderly, diabetic, wheelchair-bound residents at homeless shelters when Medicaid runs out. No notice. No meds. No plan. Most are in the ER within days. apnews.com/article/ohio...

Also, the American flag is backwards.

I have a dog named Miho. Her nickname is: "No Personal-Space Miho." 🎵 She's going to sit on your lap, Take a long nap 🎵

A reminder that not everyone wants to have their own kids! Some of us are luring other people's offspring into confectionery-based cottages in woodland clearings to cook and eat them and that's just as valid

They're comin' for the comedians, y'all.

I'm considering getting this for The Confessional. Whatcha think?

SCAM ALERT! www.bdsm-ohio.com The only platform I post on is bluesky &, after domming for 25 years, I don't need to troll dating websites looking for business. Don't be fooled.

Got a new wishlist. www.mirandarider.com/wishlist

"Y'all are in a death spiral. That's why you have to redistrict. That's why you have to cheat." Watch this man.

Happy 226th Birthday to John Brown, the only white boy to ever truly understand the assignment

More than a dozen former NFL players join sex-abuse lawsuits against Ohio State University - NBC News 1/ apple.news/AHRRIZTUjS52...

I ordered two different sets of new stickers for the sticker bowl!

Happy 100th Birthday to Sir David Attenborough Thank you for being a friend to all animals and for helping the world to cherish us x

If you are a potential client and you request a same-day session, I'm blocking your #. If you are a potential client and try to schedule, even though we've never spoken on the phone, I'm blocking your #. If you are a potential client & want to know when I'm available, go look at my calendar.

I cannot, in good conscious, fuck with #Amazon anymore. I've sold my stock & deleted my wishlist. I'm sorry. I know you like surprising me with presents & #Amazon makes that easy but ... nah. I don't want to lay awake at night wondering if my new slut boots helped fund genocide.

I think politicians should start wearing sponsor jackets like F1 drivers, so we can see who owns them.

This is amazing. Brilliant way for people to comprehend the enormity of the files with these visuals. Glad the survivors were acknowledged with the bright light of the candles 🕯️

There's a loophole in the 13th amendment. In America, slave labor is outlawed, with one very important exception: the incarcerated. Being homeless in Louisiana is now illegal. Can't pay the $500 fine for not having a home? Go to prison. Get out & still don't have a home? Go to prison.

I don't know who needs to hear this, but if you "have no regrets" you might be a sociopath or a clinical-grade narcissist.

Send me a picture of your dick with an "I Voted" sticker on it, so that I know you're a good boy.

US [to dog]: You don't have to bark at random people passing the house. DOG: I'm protecting us. US: Of course, but-- DOG: Have you ever been murdered in your beds? US: ...no. DOG: YOU'RE WELCOME. #dogsofbluesky #doglife #dogs

Cartoon by John Deering 💯💯💯🎯🎯🎯

When this catsuit came off, there was a literal waterfall of perspiration & i was in the splash zone. 😂

Fancy-ass date night:

It’s the 250th year of American independence, and the Pope and the King of England are reminding Americans of their revolutionary values, principles, and ideals Somewhere, John Adams is confused as fuck