I’ve been squatting 🥵

💪🏼

Starting my 40s fully embracing my bulkier daddy era

TBIF (thank Britney is Friday)

The overhead lights is at dressing rooms always make my titties look big 😊

This brings me joy.

At the office sexting with the bf. He had me leaking like a broken faucet 🥵

Probably shouldn’t sext with the bf when I’m going commando at the gym 🙃

My guava tree is rocking it 🤩

So, are we doing twitter trends on here too?

Last make out before leaving Auckland 🇳🇿

I sent his to my man and all I got was a 💪🏼 emoji reaction. 🤡

I've been able to brush off most of the erasure of trans people from government websites, but this one is REALLY getting under my skin. It's just complete revisionist history. How fucking dare they Old vs. new

BREAKING: we just blocked Musk & Trump out of the Treasury systems! Court order just secured — big win by us at @sddaction.bsky.social & our partners including @publiccitizen.bsky.social!

Post a (couple) bathroom mirror pic(s)

Workout // best song of workout

MORE OF THIS!! Reporters: if you aren’t willing to call out his bullshit, quit your job.

Young people don’t erratically film themselves in the woods discovering ritualistic stick figures hung by a witch anymore

That is all.

You should be sleeping, my love. Tell me what you’re dreaming of. ❤️‍🔥

Is this pic new Grindr profile picture material?

Lots of new people here. It feels polite to welcome everyone with a butt pic, right? Isn’t that what we do?

Elon is just Lex Luthor from TEMU

He makes me smile 💖

Smelly and sweaty 🥵

X saw it first, so it’s only fair I share here too

I swear one of these days a vein is gonna pop lol. Worth it tho 💪🏼

Who wants to play?

Back working from home and I couldn’t be happier 😁

When I said I like’em hairy this isn’t what I meant 😅

This pic was rejected by scruff for visible nudity. Like what? So dumb.

Back progress check 😜😈

Am I late for the juicy ass thread? Let’s see them juicy asses 🍑

My jars of kinks collection. But where are pits tho?

Workout done. Now need a massage 💆‍♂️

On Sundays we rollerblade 🛼

Yoshi says I can skip the gym today 🤷🏻‍♂️

Reskeet with your fave picture of yourself in nature 🌳

Reskeet with you and your mug. Well this is where I take my iced coffee from 🌈🐭

Why am I only finding about this album? Is 🔥

Show us your hat era 🎩🤠

Your favorite album / you

Bonus pic because I wasn’t feeling all that great and this fresh fade did wonders to lift my mood 💖

Hairs were cut, gay powers were restored

Four games to get to know me

reskeet this if you’re a very good boy

Quoteskeet and post a favorite photo of yourself

Also, where is the media tab? 😱

Twitter refugee here. Where are all the oomfies?