What day is it?

2025 was pretty shit but you have to admit - the girls were FED

“How will you enter 2026?” Me:

Just landed home in DC. 🛬 I’ve never wanted a couch as bad as JD Vance but I think I understand now

I put sweatpants on my bfs Christmas list and no one got them for him… so I guess we’re going shopping and I’m picking the color 🩶 😏

I’ve reached that point of eating in suburban America that I actually want to go to the gym

It’s not Christmas without some Krampus

Free drinks on our flight courtesy of the pink mafia 👏🏼 🏳️‍🌈

He got his dream guest and said ✌🏼

Peak Midwest is ordering cheese curds and it being served with seasoned sour cream AND ranch without me having to ask for either 🫦

Jonathan Bailey is all of us

There’s Netflix and chill but there’s also housewives and hungover

Feeling grateful for gay smut on TV. It is appropriately hyped #HeatedRivalry

All of my year end recaps are just like “you’re 30+ and gay”

Look, Katy Perry has earned every bit of bad PR she’s gotten lately but she deserves her flowers for this song. It is a modern Christmas classic and I will die on this hill!

Simply amazing that the Supreme Court declared an end to legal race discrimination in the affirmative action case two years ago and now allows overt racism in both immigration arrests and redistricting. Using race to help minorities? Bad. Using it to discriminate against them? Very, very good.

Me rolling into 2026 like

Let’s start and over 30 selfie thread ✨ 32 ✌🏼

You don’t know the half of it

Any woman with a cigarette voice, sign me up

I could watch this on repeat for hours

Straight men with fat asses - not fair… but also my weakness 🫦

I just saw delta work unpacking what makes a good hamburger and now I want one

you’re a L-EYE-R and a M-AH-LIH-SHUS, DES-PICK-UH-BUHL PERH-SEHN.

Family portrait minus 🐱

One thing about me, I love a deal!

Oh she’s good

She put all this work into owning her masters just to make music for old navy commercials

Florence is an unmatched AND underrated vocalist

Justice for Meredith Blake

Holding space for snack wraps

Is the snack wraps’ return also a recession indicator?

This is peak angry grandpa

The people are rising up! All rebellions are built on hope.

I’m a recently converted Owala evangelist. Thanks for your attention to this matter!

Working out in a suburban gym with all the space and amenities is one of the few things that makes me question living in a big city

Twink death pride edition 🌈

We need to retire the word "falsehood" permanently because it just doesn't cut it, especially now. It's ambiguous and gives the impression that they made a simple mistake. They lied. Just say that they lied.

it’s so over for me oh my god

The inner monologue when buying unnecessary coffees went from “it’s good for the economy, benefits everybody” to “girl, but the tariffs” too quickly 😭

A Massage AND fried chicken. Couldn’t have asked for a better way to kick-off pride month

The AI slop I can get behind

I need Kamilla to win. This queen is a CLOSER! #survivor

Manifesting a million bucks for this diva #Survivor

Gay things are happening

Men tonight at the Met

stayed out until 4am

It’s pool SZN! @itsmenickp.bsky.social