Good god we can’t get one normal fucking day with these people. Impeach the motherfucker

RuPaul’s Drag Race: Florida vs the World

I’ll take it

You just know R*nald R*agan loved appointing her ass

Diana Ross doing this in 2025…..There are legends and then there are LEGENDS.

Gays watching gays watching Mother

Overheard my neighbor in the hallway saying “I need to clear out my apartment, I have way too much campaign stuff.” Which perfectly answers the question “what is living in DC like?”

One year apart and Nancy Silverton’s bathroom lighting still slaps

Zohran Mamdani’s swearing in being like the literal first thing to happen in 2026 has to be some kind of good omen for what’s to come, right? (Please 😅)

The things I’ve done to my body this week, calorically speaking, are unfathomable 😮‍💨

Update: my god 😭🥰

Back in DC and can FINALLY watch my horny hockey boys lfg

We saw you from across Santa’s workshop and really dig your vibe. Can we buy you an eggnog? Merry Christmas all! 🎄🎅🏻 @derek172.bsky.social

Yes it’s a Christmas movie because today’s Christmas and we’re watching it 💅🏻

Current obsession: the cunty diva on this Mexican beer bottle

Was watching a scary movie when my 3 year old nephew came down for a tissue. We paused it, but when he left he said “goodnight demons!” to the TV 😭💀

More specifically, there’s no Christmas without MOTHER

My Christmas present book haul is so far coming along nicely I’d say! 🤓📚💅🏻

Merry Christmas ya filthy animals

You’ve lost the plot as a presidential administration when Dr. Oz is on stage handwringing about the cost of balls

My boyfriend just baked the most delicious and fun Christmas pastry dessert tonight. Should I give him the old Hollywood Handjob?

Made it to snowy Minneapolis, dontchaknow.

Work has decided that instead of easing into Christmas with joy and cheer, the final week of real work is going to be an absolute onslaught of emails and morning Zooms!! We are not loving it fam!!!

Nightmare blunt rotation, but also Leah McSweeney is MAGA? RHONY really not sending their best

Nicki Minaj turning into a MAGA weirdo makes a better case for staying off drugs than D.A.R.E ever did

I think the best protest of this is for everyone to make AI videos of Disney characters having the raunchiest, nastiest, 4-am-in-the-dark-roomiest sex imaginable. Like Mickey getting double fisted by Darth Vader and Edna Mode

I agree because I've decided "Time Person of the Year" is now an indictment not an achievement

Seems even more clear at this point that the world should just boycott FIFA and the Olympics. Fans and players shouldn't have to give up this info and still face bogus arrests/deportation. Embarass the fuck out of these people with images of half-empty stands and teams not showing up.

Miami elected a Dem mayor and I feel like they had something to do with it 💙

"I have to use my $100b gooning machine to keep my kid alive" is... a really fucking weird flex! Like my guy, humans have been raising kids for millenia just fine I think you just suck at it?

Somehow completely missed that mother gave us the gift of dance this Christmas!!

There’s Netflix and chill but there’s also housewives and hungover

Look, Katy Perry has earned every bit of bad PR she’s gotten lately but she deserves her flowers for this song. It is a modern Christmas classic and I will die on this hill!

Truly can't get over how the entire planet has just decided to engage with the President of the United States like its superlatives day at the nursing home.

Le tits now! ❄️☃️

How I felt walking into the gym after skipping for [redacted] weeks.

Stepped off a crowded Metro train this morning to let people get off only to have the doors shut and the train leave before anyone could get back on. I love commuting to an office to send emails! 🥰

Christine Baranski the who that you are

Night night

a reminder that addams’ family values is, in fact, the best thanksgiving movie you’ll find

Legit followed her advice from this clip and it was a banger of a turkey. She was right about everything

Greetings from my dad’s tiny guest shower

"You'll be visited by three spirits" The three spirits:

DC's Mayor Muriel Bowser is retiring, and I will always remember her for the time she stood on her stoop by herself and clapped quietly for essential workers during covid.

Did a thing last night and had a great time! 🩷💚

If being gay is wrong, then why do we keep winning?

Really hoping this proceeds because I'm beyond tired of looking at machine guns on the metro platforms at 8:30am when I'm just trying to get work

We all know why his voice is hoarse

The Sunday Funday to Monday Deathday pipeline is real this morning.