The Heated Rivalry standom on Threads is really something else lmaoooo

Went straight from a great weekend in NYC to a day of food poisoning (??). Life is about balance I guess…

Thanks dad, I’m on my fourth vodka soda ❤️

Beyond obsessed with the fake cig and fake line this cocktail bar served my drink with 💀

Stay warm out there

Queer as a 💵💵💵 @derek172.bsky.social

Update: you were 😍

Time to see if all you 🚬 are right about this

Hey New York. Been a minute

Same

Uber drivers should get some kind of penalty if they cancel right before pick up for no reason. I just missed a hair appointment because a driver canceled A BLOCK AWAY FROM ME after I waited 6 minutes for them. I just want my gay powers restored! 😩

Clean assholes and cats? Now THAT'S America's Mayor!!

Wanda Sykes accepting Ricky Gervais’ Golden Globe and thanking the trans community is god tier mothering omg

One Golden Globe After Another (2025) Dir. Paul Thomas Anderson

The group that fought so hard for the disco song seems to not know what disco is at all? #DragRace

Me in 2016 vs 2026 Twink death (with a cameo by THE George Romero 🧟‍♂️)

Same, girl

Before I am an American, I am a Kristen Kish stan.

Kathy going full lib mode all of sudden is a surprising yet welcome development

Kristi Noem gearing up tell some lies like:

These people watched the Terminator movies and rooted for Skynet, Jesus Christ 🤦🏻‍♂️

Eusexuaistential

The first two hours this morning

I haven’t set foot in my office since December 18th and I almost forgot what I do, happy (?) first Monday back

Good god we can’t get one normal fucking day with these people. Impeach the motherfucker

RuPaul’s Drag Race: Florida vs the World

I’ll take it

You just know R*nald R*agan loved appointing her ass

Diana Ross doing this in 2025…..There are legends and then there are LEGENDS.

Gays watching gays watching Mother

Overheard my neighbor in the hallway saying “I need to clear out my apartment, I have way too much campaign stuff.” Which perfectly answers the question “what is living in DC like?”

One year apart and Nancy Silverton’s bathroom lighting still slaps

Zohran Mamdani’s swearing in being like the literal first thing to happen in 2026 has to be some kind of good omen for what’s to come, right? (Please 😅)

The things I’ve done to my body this week, calorically speaking, are unfathomable 😮‍💨

Update: my god 😭🥰

Back in DC and can FINALLY watch my horny hockey boys lfg

We saw you from across Santa’s workshop and really dig your vibe. Can we buy you an eggnog? Merry Christmas all! 🎄🎅🏻 @derek172.bsky.social

Yes it’s a Christmas movie because today’s Christmas and we’re watching it 💅🏻

Current obsession: the cunty diva on this Mexican beer bottle

Was watching a scary movie when my 3 year old nephew came down for a tissue. We paused it, but when he left he said “goodnight demons!” to the TV 😭💀

More specifically, there’s no Christmas without MOTHER

My Christmas present book haul is so far coming along nicely I’d say! 🤓📚💅🏻

Merry Christmas ya filthy animals

You’ve lost the plot as a presidential administration when Dr. Oz is on stage handwringing about the cost of balls

My boyfriend just baked the most delicious and fun Christmas pastry dessert tonight. Should I give him the old Hollywood Handjob?

Made it to snowy Minneapolis, dontchaknow.

Work has decided that instead of easing into Christmas with joy and cheer, the final week of real work is going to be an absolute onslaught of emails and morning Zooms!! We are not loving it fam!!!

Nightmare blunt rotation, but also Leah McSweeney is MAGA? RHONY really not sending their best