your friends like you and enjoy your company as demonstrated by all of this evidence vs no they don't

just got called by the owner of the company i work for and this mf called me “austin” 🤪🔫 that’s not even my deadname or anything but it is going to kill me lmao

I know producers whose kick drums sit tastefully in the mix and they’re all cowards

byo theme thursday: screamo favs’ other work edition. hellena from senza + tnoof played bass in this band. this is actual art. you gotta listen front to back in one sitting. vein of the hotelier but it’s something so different too. cheered when my dad died but this still made me a blubbering mess.

senza is literally perfect live and blackened screamo is so fucking cool. i would love to play in a band like this.

It's very strange to generally be on the right side of things, but to lack the confidence of just boosting things and commenting on things you find/ agree with like a normal person would. So you pretend you're something you aren't, plagiarize others, etc. Maidenless behavior.

freaky old man calling the pinpad a “bossy bottom” and then elaborating and saying “that’s a dominance joke” was my own personal customer service 9/11

mr president.. a second bush has hit the penis

penisgon penis 9/11 bush did penis 9/11 at the penisgon there’s a bush at the penisgon on penis 9/11

throughline tuesday, we’re listening to screamo adjacent shit the minneapolis girls have done it once again; proving only bangers come from that city. slut intent with a new absolute fire hardcore record. send them your money. you know shit crazy everywhere rn but goddamn mpls going through it. ❤️‍🩹

can see a hawk chilling on the building across from my apartment, who the hell is this guy... red tail maybe

Wow my first #PortfolioDay !!! I'm Randall Avilez, a writer an amateur cartoonist from southern California! I work on the webcomic crashcoral.com with @endless-swords.bsky.social and have been writing stories for @ediequinn.bsky.social Sparx megazine!! And yeah, I'm looking for writing work!

thinking about 2011 facebook memes

Literally me every time I see a cat

hypnosis voice you want to pay me to engineer your record

it happened to me

ah yes, 10 yards from the pin on a smooth green and miss lyra's gone with her signature putter, the pga56 on a boom stand

throughline tuesday, we’re listening to screamo adjacent shit the minneapolis girls have done it once again; proving only bangers come from that city. slut intent with a new absolute fire hardcore record. send them your money. you know shit crazy everywhere rn but goddamn mpls going through it. ❤️‍🩹

She's a 10 but she laughed so hard at today's Heathcliff she started choking

heard you was talkin shit

Some terrible weird music started popping up in my YouTube Music mixes, and it turns out it's AI

tiff did the pizza guy thing and said “that was supreme”

@comradetofu.bsky.social this you?

kevin big, has a butt real af kevin, good for you

ur ok

guys …… shhh ….. it’s okay …..

how have they still not made banners fucking clickable yet what even is this site

seems like he’d just be happy to be here, and i fw that you know

Brick (2005)-era Joseph Gordon-Levitt: please call me ASAP 🙏

how the fuck does Joseph Gordon-Levitt keep coming up with these incredible drum ideas? how does he always know exactly what the song needs? i usually go for the album-opening drum beat when i sit down at the kit lol. it just feels so good to play!!

one of my fav #realscreamo facts is that Joseph Gordon-Levitt drums for The Saddest Landscape. Follow for more real #screamofacts !!

i do reaaaaaally fucking hate ‘Learning to Fly’ though. absolutely horrific song. it’s album filler on the best of days, but these motherfuckers we’re like “banger Tommy, single Tommy!! 🤓”

Fun Fact: Tom Petty’s song “Mary Jane’s Last Dance” was originally written for a planned 90s Spider-Man film where Peter Parker would go to therapy and eventually accept that she had never existed and was a coping mechanism for the mundanity of his lower class upbringing after losing his parents. 🧵

was running my mouth to zoomer eggboy coworker and told him it’s never gonna be any better than this he says “no this is cool, i get the privilege of being a dude and i can just vibe” so i showed him this and he uhh he said he needed to acquire the image expeditiously sooooo

omg look at his lil teefs !!!!!

heard you was talkin shit

heard you was talkin shit

rip to the goat but i’m built different i would torture people because they fucking deserve it as retribution lmao

Woke up this morning thinking about the antifascist bar my band Aseethe played at with Cloud Rat and Malevich in Ypsilanti and what a great scene it was.

it is once again sCreOMA regalia monday !! we’re listening to one of the best screamo releases of 2015 and one that i lowkey always forget is one of my fav coma records. it feels like the perfect blending of what i love about en sperata and il evectes independently.

it is once again sCreOMA regalia monday !! we’re listening to one of the best screamo releases of 2015 and one that i lowkey always forget is one of my fav coma records. it feels like the perfect blending of what i love about en sperata and il evectes independently.

is this a lyric from that one jet song

pulling the top cum off the deck i ask, “was this your cum? 😏” it was. and you wonder, “how did she DO that??” but with the brief wave of a cape in your peripheral, you look up to notice i have already disappeared.

ye olde subbe shoppe

girl who won’t stop spelling it like domme / subbe

*me, intentionally joining nerd band*: quit being such a nerd

alt timeline where afroman transitions instead of punching that drunk girl on stage

new weirdoutdoorcats song has a feature, it goes kinda hard ngl

tfw the producer calls in the session player to do your parts

finishing up vocals on the next song and you have no idea how fucking good it is