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I put a Tylenol in my Christmas tree's water instead of an aspirin and now it has autism 😭

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Shakespeare in the park, I think it was the 4th of July

20% off fish oven

@cbbworld.bsky.social oh heck yeah

It's very convenient that Louis CK got cancelled just as I was thinking about watching Horace and Pete

This Halloween, when you see older kids, who seem to be "too old" to be out trick r treating: be kind, be understanding, and remember, the news told them people were giving out drugs. 🫶

@pftompkins.bsky.social The Saw watch-a-long you & Andy did last year was so fun. Hope you do it again. I remembered this kind of late, I'm fine if it comes out at Thanksgiving.

Rat nation youtu.be/X4salb9noD8?...

Pretty good summation of the moment we're in

Sometimes I'll see a comedian I like hanging out with some of the worst people in the comedy world and say "Oh no! Are they actually evil too?!", but in this case I was relieved to discover that no, no, they are just very, very dumb. whew, close one.

Bringing up polls that say most Americans support restrictions on trans ppl is such a disingenuous framing. If you asked me if organ donor boxes should be checked by default, I'd say yes. If you asked me to list my 300 biggest concerns, organ donor boxes probably wouldn't make the list.

People using "Purity test' as a phrase for thinking people have inalienable rights, and treating that the same as saying you're not a punk of you listen to Green Day

It's extra dumb when metal bands use AI to make cover art, because everyone in a metal band knows some guy who spent most of high school drawing stuff that looks like heavy metal album art

Median American voter

Val Kilmer wasn't feeling well enough to appear in the Willow tv series. If he had been able to grit it out, his last acting credit would've been deleted out of existence for a tax write-off.

so dumb

Scat lady

It's gonna be an interesting day when the zero vax crowd starts to discover Lockjaw

Kind of weird that HBO Max has an entire "feature length documentaries about celebrity pedos" category, but you can't watch the Looney Tunes movie

They should fix the bluesky UI so I can mute liberals who say dumb shit about leftist "chaos agents", when rn there's only a block option.

Twitter is as bad as ever, and every major corporation is back to advertising on the platform. Probably fine. Probably NBD that McDonald's is fine with their ad above the most racist post you've ever seen. No further reaching ramifications for society at large.

White House, 4 months from now: "If any individual identifies as transgender or non-binary, they will be placed in the camps." Bluesky Liberals: "Did you just use a singular they pronoun? Haha, Donald Dumpf owned!" 🙄

Starting to think they don't actually update anything on my phone and just say they do to install mobile games.

@daveanthony.bsky.social Literally got an ad for a seminary school during either this or last week's episode. #Jtown

You can't make this stuff up. I tried to make this stuff up once and was beaten savagely.

Even Ted Kaczynski can be wrong sometimes

oops, sites dumb now

@parkermolloy.com brands are, again, outright refusing to not be horny & weird

♪ Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh, why did we invade Grenada? ♪

bluesky is cool & all, but why is 1/3 of the Discover page furry art? 🤔