so if you like two parties in legislative bodies

the city has an anthem now and it's Piazza, New York Catcher

missed opportunity to temporarily change the avatar to

(on my computer, typing to another guy who's also on the computer) Go outside nerd. Get off the computer

i've been trying to frame this all in terms of something many new yorkers can understand, which is that some of your bros just get this desire to move to LA and then do it and it sucks but you kinda get it

going to see Dr. Urine Goodhands

i'm Rob Manfred, that's Robman Fred, we are definitely two diferent guys

A single line of text on the last page reads: ‘… The Aristocrats!’

do not ever let uncreative people tell you, a creative person, what you should like, love or use

text-based reality show

sorry but if you want to be a european doing american politics fandom you have to also put up with turkey and pie debates, these are the rules

i got 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201909145648566923460 problems but a pi ain't one

GOAL! 80' — R. Lavelle scores for NJ/NY Gotham FC W. Washington Spirit W 0–1 NJ/NY Gotham FC W. Assist: Bruninha. NWSL Women #washingtonspiritw #njnygothamfcw #nwsl

i'm learning portuguese from jonathan's posts but it's going very very very slowly

regularly pronouncing 'zootopia' like 'nootropic' as a little treat for my inner monologue

for if it's in verse, no evil is spoken give me instructions on something verboten

GOAL! 90' — Meme scores for Iraq. Iraq 2–1 United Arab Emirates. World Cup - Qualification Asia #iraq #unitedarabemirates #afc #wcq

Holy shit, just learned about the typewriter art of Montserrat Alberich Escardívol, a Catalan typist. Using an extra wide typewriter and 180 color ribbons, she built up elaborate images from simple characters like 'm' and '.' and ';'. Here is her typewritten painting of the Cathedral of Barcelona.

nonsense, we've had this tech for over 25 years

LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOO #NYCFC

GOAL! 50' — A. Martinez scores for New York City FC. Charlotte 0–2 New York City FC. Assist: M. Moralez. Major League Soccer #forthecrown #newyorkcityfc #MLS

the #trli goes wild for one of the most sensational individual goals in #nycfc history!!

so this is turning out to actually be a decent way to follow today's action in europe

@hsvhoek.bsky.social out to an early lead!!!

⚽ KICKOFF — Philadelphia Union 0–0 Chicago Fire. Major League Soccer

RIP NIck Mangold 💔💚😭

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fml i hadn't thought about that one cat story in years

this goal was magnificent

@jonathanista.bsky.social estou trabalhando em algo pensando em você...

looks like a charlotte hornets intramural scrimmage up in here today

the new york jets are not real and they cannot hurt me, they are completely made up

feature preview for the #wrexham crew

in high school, we were, at the time, reading All Quiet on the Western Front, replete with its constant mentions of "The Fatherland." i remember thinking again and again, surely this "Homeland" thing is a bit on the nose......

just set up @uefa.goalbot.dev to test out our enhanced events feed so you can follow the #conferenceleague in an excessive amount of style

do Doug Flutie and Frank Thomas hang out IRL or is it only in nugenix commercials

"Booyah" "Simply En Fuego" "Cooler than the other side of the pillow" 1990s SportsCenter, the list goes on

presented without further comment

WHAT UP CHAT, IT'S ME, AN UNCANNY SIMULACRUM OF YOUR BOY AJ

cracking start for #nycfc

GOAL! 3' — New York City FC. New York Red Bulls 0–1 New York City FC. Major League Soccer

Waiting for Godot: The Hunt for Godot is the recently announced newest installment of the Godotverse. The long awaited sidequel follows Godot's adventures during the events of the original play.

Sometimes I post in autocorrect case just to seem more relatable ykwim?

LFG #nycfc !!!!

if you'd like a more tactile version of today's action, tune into @terminal.goalbot.dev while "we" figure out a strategy for tuning the firehose feed images lol

first post on the first league-specific feed that i spun up tonight -> @mls.goalbot.dev

love to see the tenacity from the @newyorkcityfc.com boys

goal images/reporting turned on for @herald.goalbot.dev for those of you who want a more XTREME experience until our image rate limit resets lol