SHERLOCK HOLMES: and it was only as i exited your residence at Mar A Lago just 2 nights ago that i noticed the rash on the back of your neck. Tropicalius Rodentus, a subspecies of fauna only found on the island colloquially known as….Little St James DONALD TRUMP: Wow, that’s absolutely amazing

she’s so good at this omg

okay but fr is this some pre-existing style i’ve never heard of? someone explain

i speak fluent watson, hold on let me translate, he’s saying… oh. oh god no.

GM: Charisma check. Mamdani: [rolls natural 20] GM: that’s a d6 how did you Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

oh cool we have a tv tropes page now? i hope they like my incredibly witty puns

every day, once a day, give yourself a present. don’t plan it, don’t wait for it. just let it happen. it could be a new shirt at the men’s store, a catnap in your office chair, or an episode of @begaysolvecrimes.bsky.social

also shout out to our beloved @poisonomicon.bsky.social for absolutely nailing our profile pic, everyone say Thank You Gwen :)

This podcast is so good, I did not stop laughing the entire time, Nova once again only can make bangers

It’s the only way to keep up

oh sorry I mean

Hey! Folks! I started a new podcast with @postoctobrist.bsky.social and @absobloodylucy.bsky.social where we talk about detectives and why all real crime solvers are transgender. It's good and fun! And you should listen to it!

Our first episode is out! 1945's 'Sherlock Holmes and the Woman in Green' is available here on our Patreon or on whatever podcast app you use: www.patreon.com/posts/episod...

DING DING DING I just started ANOTHER podcast, come get your podcast. This one’s about detective fiction and being transgender and it has @miamulder.bsky.social and @absobloodylucy.bsky.social on it, and it’s been so much fun cooking it up

listen to be gay solve crimes

oh hey that’s me!! hi 👋 welcome to the show! come listen to me, postoctobrist.bsky.social, and miamulder.bsky.social have a proper gander at some copaganda and solve the mystery of why detectives so often kinda have it going on gender-wise

Bluesky I’m asking you rather than your sister X because I know you can be responsible: do you know any artists who can pull off something in this Nancy Drew cover style in a relative hurry and are taking commissions