Tariffs SUCK.

She gerry on my mander till I

Made this the other day…

Damn McMaster-Carr, way to fucking call me out

I hereby sentence all Jira workspace admins to 10 years of sleeping in jeans

Bathrooms in federal buildings rn

I'd I lived in Seattle & near a Dick's Drive-in it'd be game over I'd weigh like 400 pounds

Me when someone mentions Swedish cars

⚫️〰️⚫️

Almost got fucking ran over at 30mph by a cybertaxi while in the crosswalk right next to work. The AVTO laid on the brakes and just barely stopped in time. This is nearly a daily occurrence with Waymo autonomous shitboxes at the same roundabout every time I ride my scooter to work as well

My mood during furry cons and events in 2025:

I think I smell burnt toast

NEED

Illegal paw trade kingpin, call me Pablo Escobean

"Bangle balls Volvo XC70 femboy chastitygoof Sunday evening"

What flavor is your fursona?

Wtf are the smoking in Iowa LOL

BEAN BAG

YEAGHHHHGHHHHHH IS FUCKIGN THICC AARD THURSDAY

You can just FEEL the internal screaming

Update: I just pulled a fucking groin muscle getting out of the forklift

PSA for everyone going to protests

Fuck I'm craving Culver's rn Why don't we have it in the bay

Fjörklyft

Drying my tears with Science Brand™ Kimwipes

10/10, no notes

What the fuck

If u catch me doing the Fenty fold in front of 7/11 I had to many roller dogs

SF street art is so beautiful

Know your rights, Illinois. Stay safe and stay informed.

Setting my phone to vibrate, posting "AI is fucking stupid" in the main office Teams chat, and shoving my phone up my ass just to feel something

Long-term nuclear waste warning messages + rich people's indoor swimming pools

When Trump said he was going to let RFK, Jr. “go wild on health,” no one knew how bad it would get. Now we’re unfortunately starting to find out as we steam toward a true health catastrophe. My write-up in the replies.

I hate structure but I also can't live without structure, how do you solve this??

As yeens are! 🤤🥴

Who up laboring they day

HEY LOOK WHAT I CAN DO

The piss tank on the ISS is now 46% full.

Flesh wounds be damned, I'm gonna pet that fuckin dog

Starting a thread of all the drinks I get when I order a Tom Collins For reference, a Tom Collins is a highball with Gin, lemon juice, simple syrup, and club soda

The AI techbros literally made Smartpipe 😭

Aminul drinkies with @knabewolf.bsky.social

SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHL--

Do you think hell has its own Jira space?

When I accidentally type "foos" instead of fops

Any cool peeps in SF looking for a power electronics engineering technician job? My work is hiring and I would prefer to have a cool furry coworker lol Pay range is $35-$50/hr

She chudai on my wataaaa till I OF teaser