nya ha ha

yall wouldve sided with hitler and complained about the allies being "obsessed" with people minding their own business

what in the actual fuck is goin' on at xbox

shes still doing it i got another 19x block spam notification 2 minutes ago

ok im starting to crash fuck

ever since i stopped using my phone in the bathroom my average tetris score tanked

trying out a new thing i like to call “grape lunch” where you eat a lunch consisting only of grapes

it helps to do this while sitting on the couch in your underwear

I don't have an inner child. If I had an inner child, I'd be super jealous of them because I want to be a kid. That's how I know I'M a child. The phrase inner child confuses my brain because I just am the child.

shouldnt have mixed my adhd medication and green tea theyre meeting and turning into jet fuel for my v8 engine brain

of the devil stageplay

CHEGARAM OS LIVROS!!!!

i am getting several ideas for the minesweeper adventure game but i dont wanna say everything in case i actually do it cuz itd spoil all the fun

remember the word femboy was invented by the porn industry as a way to fetishize and discriminate trans women (more than they already were) if you see a trans woman advertising her porn with any term like femboy or sissy or whatever please try to talk them out of it

ive been largely ambivalent to the term "femboy" for a while, but after seeing people weeping over "Ralsei Femboy Erasure" ive decided that it no longer exists. you can be a twink or you can be an uncracked egg. sorry. you lost privileges to the slur directed at me that ive been allowing you to use.

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i can now say that i'm cute enough to cause a nosebleed. (with my fist.) (consensually.) (while playing melee.)

unstoppable force meets an immovable object is a pretty good description of how it feels to brush my hair

last night i wrapped myself in my blankets like a burrito and it was the best sleeping experience i had since the night of july 3rd

whoaaaa obsessed much? yo rouenne whats it taste like

the venezuelan earthquakes tragedy continues on, two weeks later. i'm more actively posting about it on twitter because i do not have the energy to keep up with multiple social media pages at the moment + we venezuelans heavily rely on twitter to spread urgent news and information, bsky is useless.

i should probably play pacman world before trying to make a game like pacman world

blue lolis

if the people in the digital circus can look at social media to show what happened to their human counterparts whats stopping them from messaging leroy like heyyy can you come back and scan yourself again

i got a notification again that the same bitch blocked me again but this time i was prepared i had already blocked her i know you can still see this tho i know what apps you stalkers use cuz i use them too!!!!!

we didnt kiss cuz it wasnt that scary but i did hold him the entire time also i brought binky to suck on so i did that too

can someone remind me to print this out and do it after i get home pretty pls

activity page #1 corrected

I really question whether I'll still live in the UK a year from now.

i used my expired student card to pay half price at the cinema 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈

and then if it gets too scary we kiss

bussed past a church that had a sign with their name and the logo which was an acronym of their name and the acronym was ME FAP

a flyer I made to have distributed on my behalf at AC. I’ll keep trying at future cons…you never know!

saw him again

Transhumanist as in

Being anti-kink in any capacity more than ever makes you a tool of the fash *again, you don't have to like or agree with everything, you just have to let people live and like it. Somehow this is difficult for many

bringing him to the movie hidden in my bag he said he wats to watch but doesnt have an id :(

i got told by a teacher in the so incredibly technologically impaired year of 2025 that i wouldnt carry around a calculator with me everywhere and he insisted when me and like 3 other people pulled out our phones

You can track transgender microgenerations by anime girl: Ranma, Motoko Kusanagi, Saber, Homura, Bocchi, Motoko Kusanagi Again, (Homura again whenever that movie comes out)

maybe the most awesome dm request ever

why do you need to write tip of my tongue at the start of posts for the reddit forum tip of my tongue youre already in the forum its not like itll make it easier to find

darth vaders theme sounds rotated idk how to explain it the trumpets project an image of a star destroyer ship rotating into my head

hetgem couple

“We all had a Nazi phase” refers less to “everybody was a sieg-heiling stormfront poster” and more to “if you were a certain age online at a certain time there was a very large organized effort to catch you in content pipelines designed to groom you in to further and further right wing beliefs.”

theater is in the mall so im gonna see what stuffed animal i can get with four us dollars and if i cant then claw machine is cheaper

ok she gave me money for the mocies how do i sneak in food