Alas, I remember. Not so amazing when you’re t’other side of town flyering and your gaffer pages you his mobile which you can’t afford to ring, so you walk all the way back to the office to find out he wanted to know where you were and what you were doing 🤯 “oh, ok, good, carry on!”

Another cheeky little release featuring samples from the Lincolnshire Archive recordings. All three have a superstitious tinge in keeping with the time of year... gribbles.bandcamp.com/album/three-... #NewMusic #electronicmusic #superstition #synth #music #musicsky

All of the sadness of the city came suddenly with the first cold rains of winter - EH

In that Brad Pitt #F1 movie, is the majority of it just him discussing tyre management with his engineer and trundling round somewhat slower than his car might be able to go?

If you are a YouTuber, what’s your exit plan?

As if #YouTube couldn’t get any worse, the ‘save to playlist’ menu now autocloses when I save to a new playlist. When something is in a playlist and I want it in another, that’s twice you have to go in. Any alternative is welcome. Happy to pay for ad-free if they dont throttle bitrate like YT do.

Now that the Sumo chaps have driven all the evil spirits from the Royal Albert Hall, we have another two or three historic buildings in London that we could do with them purifying before they fly home.

Not only is this a good thing, it’s also very, very funny indeed. One thousand more. C’mon, gerrin! The water’s lovely (or at least it will be).

Enjoy? They are in there because they are the less well off. Did a summer working in a bookies. Felt like a dealer. Never again.

What does she even mean by a culturally coherent group of people? I've got nothing in common with the people hanging union flags and far more in common with friends from Spain, Italy, Brazil, Mexico etc. These people have no idea about the diversity of modern British culture or how wonderful it is.

Bike lanes in cities improve quality of life for everyone www.vox.com/future-perfe...

sometimes its easy to feel all alone... this massive assembly proves we are not 💙 our togetherness is their kryptonite

That enormous flag at the Circuit of the Americas looks like it’s big enough to cover up the Epstein Files. But it isn’t. #F1

I will remind people, every single Billionaire in the UK gets an average of £320,000,000 of benefits a year, mostly in tax they allowed to avoid. It ain't that Disabled Person on Motability ripping you.

Seeing F1 in the US feels different from watching NFL. When a global sport is in the US now, it feels tainted. Especially as the incumbent F1 president has won his own power grab. Not looking forward to the World Cup at all. Respect any player who boycotts it.

Go and see Curtis, you’ll feel better.

Strong bloody start #totp

Music for eclair/tortes

Just saying to a mate how it’s hard to imagine that lot as mortal but “then again they were already pretty old back in 97”. I just checked. Frehly was younger then than I am now 😅

Worked Kiss at Finsbury in 97. Ace lived up to his name. Thanks for making my job easy that day, your band was cool. Safe travels, you’ve all of space to play with.

Post your first record

The character of The Doctor isn’t that interesting and al the ‘personal’ stuff about them ruined it, the coup de grace being that ‘timeless child’ crap. “Mysteries are cool”

As if they keep writing all these headlines - and our membership numbers and polling just keeps shooting up. 🚀 Now at 110,000. Over 55% increase in just one month! Lower bills. Fund NHS. Tax the super rich. Join.greenparty.org.uk

The Spectator (owned by GBNews owner Paul Marshall - estimated wealth of £800 million) doesn’t like taxing wealth fairly. I wonder how they got to this editorial decision? Let’s tax wealth fairly, fund front line services & make hope normal again. join.greenparty.org.uk

And if you can't afford £5 a month, there are reduced and concessionary rates starting at £6 a year depending on your circumstances. join.greenparty.org.uk

Richard Tice - "Please welcome to the stage... Nathan Gill" So much for Tice's claim to have never met Nathan Gill.

"Nigel meets tens of thousands of people on an annual basis ultimately, he can't be held accountable for the actions of every single person who he comes in contact with." -Zia Yusuf, head of Reform UK Department of Government Efficiency.

Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.

Due to recent events in HMP Wakefield, I’m having a rum and coke. Cheers!

"Chagossians travelling to the United Kingdom are expected to arrange their own accommodation prior to arrival." = "human behaviour does not align with Govt. naivety and we want nothing to do with it." What financial resources do these 10,000 British Citizens that WE displaced have, exactly?

Ever since I finished Question Time, Reform have massively been on the attack. Including a rant from Richard Tice entirely designed to distract from Reform and Russia. Everyone should know about Nathan Gill, the bribes from Russia and the link to Reform.

If anyone from Instruo is on here can you release a patch for the Pocket Scion that stops my wife attaching hers to my fucking ear while I’m trying to watch my Whitney Houston concert?

Shit film, ace power ballad Maria #totp

Dad! Dad! My computer’s on #totp

Peak Tennant 🥰 #totp

This MC Hammer album was awesome, I still have my tape somewhere. #totp

Is that Madchen Amick in the chorus line? #totp

Three minutes to go!! Kettle on, lads.

Wait. Hang on. It's wrong for people from war-torn countries, whose lives may be at risk, to want to leave those countries for a safer life elsewhere, *but* it's fine to just accept that millionaires and billionaires will leave a country because they might just get taxed a little bit more? Ok...

“Wars never ended because one side was defeated. They ended because the enemies were reconciled. Anything else was just a postponement of the next round of violence.” - James S.A. Corey

The Nobel Peace Prize Committee has asked to review the Epstein files

Happy day!

Europe’s livestock farmers are even more sensitive than American nazis. Seriously though, if you want the bloc to collapse entirely then this kind of, quite frankly, dumb fucking shite is how you go about it. Confusing for consumers my arse. You’re scared. And you’ll lose in the end.

If anyone’s struggled to keep up with my threads on why the genAI bubble Is a bubble, here’s a simplified pictorial explanation, the plug is OpenAI and the sockets are Microsoft, Meta, Oracle, Nvidia, and AMD

Get in here. It’s one pint of craft IPA per month and you’ll save the country.

Siri, add garlic butter to the shopping list. No, not garlic and butter, garlic butter. No, it’s one thing, hold on… *checks label* Siri, add garlic spreadable to the shopping list. Hnnnngg.

The only thing stopping Jenrick mentioning rivers of blood is that you wouldn’t see the blood for all the shit in them.