Friend: I’m getting my dog’s DNA tested. Me: Why, are you worried you’re not his real dad?

What I want for Christmas. MILF on a Shelf.

The corruption doesn't end when Trump is out of office> it's the people that he put into place for his replacement....this fuckery will continue for centuries. The damage he's done is catastrophic.

Do you ever wonder who was at the Penultimate Supper?

Sometimes heavy snow has its benefits.

I'm howling. 🤣 This looks like my neighbourhood. www.youtube.com/shorts/KrNg3...

If you walked into the voting booth and put a fucking check mark next to "Donald J. Trump" for President, you cannot fucking say "I didn't vote for this". YES YOU DID. You checked the box, you posted the memes, you owned the libs, and now we are all being rewarded for your hatred and racism. Thanks.

You certainly don't see people on the right being self aware.

What photos of a grown man with under aged girls could possibly make trump look good?

Another snowstorm. Another two hours digging out, and now we wait on that great Canadian tradition. Waiting for the snowplow to come by in the middle of the night to bury all your hard work.

Anybody know a good Christmas Vampire movie? Want to get in the Christmas spirit but not really over Halloween yet?

I am going to ask the most obvious question, which is why you will never hear it on Fox News, or probably any MSM in the US. Why does the guy who thinks he has committed no crimes keep asking for immunity from criminal prosecution?

Did a 300 km. trip today through this slop. Whoever came up with "dashing through the snow" can bite me.

A young Beaver stays with their parents for the first two years of their life. A liberal Arts graduate stays with their parents for the first thirty-two years of their life.

Just laying on the couch with my computer resting on my lap, so I'm pretty sure I will never have children again.

I keep checking for a wad of cash. No luck yet.

Average GDP under a republican gov't: 1.6% Average GDP under a democrat gov't: 5.5% Of every 100,000 jobs created in the US, 80,000 of those jobs are created under a democrat.

Got Major League Fishing on the TV and a documentary on the invention of toilet paper on YouTube, so I guess you could call this a really slow night. 😬

Do you ever wonder who the first person was who saw something fall out of a chicken's ass and thought, "I wonder if I can eat that?"

I'm going to need an Abacus to keep track of all the #Leafs giveaways in their own end tonight.

The irony: This dude has free healthcare and you don't.

Come on man. Third weekend in a row already.☹️

My wife does the same, usually prefaced with the word, "you."

Wow, the officiating in this #Leafs game tonight has been , um, curious to say the least.

😂 Imagine being this guy and believing you have the upper hand in a debate with a military hero.

Bolsonaro is what happens when six Supreme Court justices aren't co-conspirators.

Here is my peace plan for Ukraine/Russia. 1. Russia gets the fuck out of Ukraine. 2. Putin goes on trial in the Hague. 3. Russia pays everyone for everything. 4. Trump gets impeached, convicted, and sent to jail. Thanks for your attention to this matter.

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85% of all trump branded products are made overseas. 🙄

If there is any justice may there come a day when trump gets to hone his oral skills on a great many "Bubbas" in his new home.

Hey, remember when these ghouls claimed it was Democrats attacking Christmas? 🙄

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Lmao.

Our local weather guy posted this on Facebook.

Well they just interviewed the Nazi President on the Lions game so I am done watching that one. Guess I'll catch the highlights later.

This is factually true.

Stupidity or political theater? 🎭 Either way, TX continues to crash and burn under this governor.

Did you know 97% of all Nougat comes from a mine in New Zealand?

My daughter sent me this good analogy.

You are asking a lot from the people who don't know the difference between "you're" and "your."