I got carried away and didn't post the opener call last night so let's start early 🚨#CallTheOpener -> win some slaps! ✌️I will send slaps to the first TWO people that call the opener tonight. Reply only once! 🦩🦩Submissions will end when the lights go down ~7:30. A sampling of slaps you might win👇

Grabbed a fun pic in Lou for Goose with Jim James

Happy 11th anniversary to Goose!!

You know who sells rad t-shirts? We do. Have a browse around if you haven’t been in a while. Lots of styles and just cool shirts. Trust me, I’m a Doc. www.teesthatjam.com

I have two pairs of Aisle Seats (together in consecutive rows X & Y) for sale in Section 103 for Goose tonight. Under face. $55 each ticket. Each pair comes with a free parking pass and 2 fast passes. We got upgraded to VIP so need to unload these. Will sell either 2 or 4 for your Goose crew

Goose should cover “100 Horses” and Geese should cover “Madhuvan,” to unite the waterfowl tribes.

🍑🍑🍑 Goose plays Alpharetta, GA tonight. Picks are due by 7:00 PM Eastern. 🦩🦩🦩 215 people submitted Fantasy Goose entries for N1! Head over to fantasygoose.com to join the fun.

I was trying to check out the cool hip band Geese and accidentally listened to several minutes of the amiable jam band Goose instead and I was like damn I am way out of touch with the trends. It’s amazing how many ways you can become your father all at once.

We'll be live at 3:30PM ET this afternoon to recap Louisville N1!! Come join us!

"If Russia doesn't end this war, I'm going to tax Americans so hard"

Louisville goose friends, anyone need a ticket for tomorrow? I have an extra in the lodge (best spot in the balcony). Let me know if you or someone needs one.

BOARFS goosetheband.bandcamp.com/album/2025-0...

Peach

I just cleaned my grill drip tray and grease trap

We just created a Blueprints playlist with all of the @umphreys.com source jams you, the fans, voted for to create the songs on the album. What’s your favorite? Personally, I’m rediscovering little parts & possible jumping off points for future improv! 2nu.gs/4mvpLpb

🧀🧀🧀 A quick set in Madisonhuvan, WI from a co-headlining show with Mt. Joy yielded some new hits and fiery classics including a grimy GOONTZ-filled Creatures. 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 Congratulations to the homie @madisonhuvan.bsky.social for GG win #6 in a hometown show! Follow @madisonhuvan on socials!

I don't know who needs to hear this, but clean the *inside* of your windshield that washer fluid aint gonna do it

It has now been 1,134 days, 246 shows, and 47 live versions of the song since Goose has played the All I Need 2nd jam

Me, when someone offers me a peanut butter pretzel at the Pine Creek Goose show

Me, as Sunday afternoon slowly gives way to a transition into Sunday evening, with Monday morning looming

Team Jimmy Kimmel,,, that guys my family.

🧀Madison, WI tonight! (Fond-du-lac gets screwed again 😢) 🚨#CallTheOpener -> win some slaps!🚨 ✌️I will send slaps to the first TWO people that call the opener tonight. Reply only once! 🦩🦩Submissions will end ~7:30 PM Central / 8:30 PM Eastern. A sampling of slaps you might win👇

Here is where I stand on Goose JOTY. Took a while. Multiple listens of everything. Gotta get an update in before fall boards start to drop. This is shaping up to be their best year. Cheers! 2nu.gs/466QUdc

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Schedule for Wednesday in Madison!

Tumble - 3/4 Sleeve (editors note: these are awesome shirts, highly recommend) www.teesthatjam.com/product/tumb...

Burlington AUD! Thank a taper!

Hey Kids - Anyone I know here looking for a pit ticket for Goose in Chicago on Saturday before I put it on CashOrTrade? Our buddy had to bail so we have one extra. This has been a Goose post about the band #Goose.

Park City BOARFS! 2nu.gs/4mlpdCa

Stream it. Own it. Blast it. Blueprints is now available everywhere! 🔹 umphreys.com

Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative

TONIGHT! Goose plays Harvest Music Festival in Frederiction from 8:30-10:30PM ET!

At least one of these Goose accounts is letting us know there's a show tonight

This is the guy that shithead @colorado.gov ordered flags lowered for

No better time to post Hunter S. Thompson on 9/12/2001. www.espn.com/espn/page2/s...

i think anyone saying he practiced politics the right way or that we should continue his work should first have to read out loud his last days worth of posts to someone they love who doesnt know who he is

jfc

AAT is thrilled to officially announce our partnership with Hannah & Kait AKA the cacao girls for fall tour! Use code AATPOD at hannahandkait.com for 15% off any purchase over $25 including tickets to the Richmond Conscious Pre-Game! Learn more about Hannah & Kait 👇 See you for Day After Shows!

Meal's in the texts now threatening me with retaliatory Morgan Wallen posts over this take

Can’t tell where one Andy ends, and where the other Andy begins. But we’ve got @saltshedchicago.bsky.social presale and umVIP available now. Get them quick because what’s hair today, will be gone tomorrow.

The only 90's grunge @hosewood.bsky.social puts above Pearl Jam in his favs list

May none of your #fantasy #starters receive season-ending #injuries today!

I made this Disco Biscuits playlist for friend-to-all Kev but this is also for all of you Feel free to enjoy! 🌲👽🌲

VIVA EL GONZO ACOUSTIC SET PREMIERE!!! AT LONG LAST!! TOMORROW AT 8PM ET!

Animal at 24:00 soundcloud.com/louisthechil...

Let's kick this @wtedradio.com fundraiser into high gear. Until the end of the promotion, when you buy a WTED shirt you'll get 20% off any other TTJ item you add to the cart. If you've been thinking about buying, now's the time! Support WTED and get a discount! www.teesthatjam.com/product/2025...

"It is past time for both Hakeem Jeffries and Chuck Schumer to step down and step aside. This fascist moment, this age of Trump, demands outspoken, unrelenting and fearless opposition... we all deserve better." I make the case, in my latest for The Guardian, for new leadership: