Just a friendly reminder, in case you forgot or weren’t aware. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Anyone want to go to NYC tomorrow. Upside: Free trip to NYC Downside: It’s Nyc You have to pretend to be me You have two full days of meetings with customers partners and AWS the first leg of your trip to Detroit is a middle seat.

I can’t stand Tucker for the most part, but the dude does know how to interview and ask good questions and that’s impressive

As a former wildland firefighter back in the day I co sign this.

For the first time in my career I find myself at a crossroads - and man it sucks being stuck in an org that doesn’t know how to use my skill set to make their product better

We here

New company. Same(ish) job. New Headshots. Still the same guy trying to talk you out of a multi cloud strategy when you can’t even manage a multi zone deployment correctly.

I feel like you shouldn’t be allowed to rock a “I ❤️ the constitution” and “Trump 2024” bumper sticker. Because, if you really did ❤️ the constitution, you wouldn't be voting for someone who has no problems violating it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Tater can cowboy.

London is such a baller town though for real

You can’t tell me these are not the same picture:

You can’t tell me these are not the same picture:

I’m trying to fall asleep It’s almost 3 am local time. The Tower of London is right out my window. It’s wild to me to think that the kid from middle of nowhere North Idaho, gets paid to travel the world talking about Kubernetes and Cloud Native DevOps. My parents could never.

This is not what I signed up for in London.

What KubeCon or Kubernetes / DevOps tattoo should I get to stay awake? Bonus points if it’s your project or company mascot.

We are scootin’ our way to London

Pi day Gas is the best

Are you going to be in London for Kubecon + CloudNativeCon? I will be. Come say Hi. I will be around Cloud Native Rejekts Sunday and Monday 30,31 March, and at the Microsoft AKS day, and at Kubecon+CloudNativeCon and the Co-Located events. Lets nerd out.

King me. Bitches. The difference of custom valved King Off Road Shocks versus the Eibach Pro-Truck 2.0 Stage Two Rear Shocks is incredible.

All I’m saying is do yourself a favor and get you some of these they are amazing

As my homie Fred Durst would say - “Keep rollin rollin rollin…”

I mean chances are gese fired by the end of the month at this rate. Good lord man.

looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.

Uber driver “whats taking you up to Layton” Me: “I'm picking up my truck that was getting some work done on it and I wanted to beat the rush hour traffic with the snow.” Uber Driver: “When is it supposed to snow?” Me: uhhhhhh gonna guess now…

TFW: you realize you still have to work in the morning while your eagles fan co worker gets to kick it in Brazil for another three weeks

Fly eagles fly

Ok whoever green lit the seal with seals face should be sacked

Update: So apparently I wait to see if I get a job offer from the acquiring company. Then I get 3 Business Days to accept or decline.

TELL THEM

Welp. There it is. finance.yahoo.com/news/netapp-...

Alright boys and girls. Who’s ready to Party this spring and summer?

Wait So the northern border is an "artificially drawn line" But the Southern border needs a wall. Christ. I am not ready for four more years of this buffoon

That's right. I am now a certified badass

Perfectly Normal Alignment. Pro tip: Dont take your vehicles to Burt Brothers for ANYTHING. Especially if you have oversized tires and a very specific non-factory alignment.

And it was as good. Seasons greetings!

Slow and low, that is the tempo — The Beastie Boys - and my Smoker

Since Red Hat was acquired by IBM 5 years ago, they've DOUBLED their revenue. And last year, OpenShift alone made 1.3$ billion with a B!! Meanwhile, Canonical gives Ubuntu away for free and clocked $250 million TOTAL last year. Sell that shit for money!

So I replaced my cab rear view mirror with one of those fancy ass video ones recently, and I have noticed a couple things: here’s a bit of a 🧵 1) having a dash cam that can record two feeds simultaneously is pretty rad and captures on a loop to save memory space

Sup.

When AWS re:Invent ruins your plans for a nice turkey dinner on thanksgiving you start it on Sunday a week before you leave so you can plow through leftovers:

Tater’s 2024 Ugly Christmas Sweater just dropped:

You guys. I found the one dude who still thinks truck nuts are hilarious.

The only "Starter Pack" millennials got

Find someone who loves you like Hello Fresh, and AAA car services does with the amount of junk mail they send. I’ve started writing “return to sender, stop destroying the environment” on their shit

Uhm... Maybe my @pulumi.com pulumpus? That's about as "science" or "tech" as I get... (also, free almost nipple when I got the Tattoo in Paris @ Kubecon EU 2024)

Took out the glasses holder out of the overhead control console and made it a bit more functional

That was an awful lotta dick on display for a late night in Provo. Good lord.

You can tell Kyle Whittingham is a republican with how conservative the offense is playing today 🤢🤮