Lunchtime view.

Happy 40th anniversary to one of my all-time favorite series!

I love you too, country boy 👅 Couldn't ask for a better weekend with my favorite guy 🥰 @catastrophe-eyes.bsky.social

Need a holiday gift for that special someone? 👀

Friendsgiving: A day to wear flannel, grab some sushi with your oldest friends, and then go disassociate at Five Below.

So if you haven't heard already, I was let go from my full-time job this past Thursday. I'm doing fine, and thankfully finances will be okay for a bit, but now I'm actively out on the job hunt! If you know anyone who's looking for a video or social media person, send them my way!

Who puts off all the big items on their "To Do" List & then speedruns them on their last day off? Me! ✅️ Truck fuel filter changed ✅️ New faucet installed ✅️ New handle & latch on dishwasher installed I think I'm ready for a soak 🛀

My celosias are putting on a late-season show of color.

Doing some babysitting this weekend. This is the baby:

The first morning that actually feels like fall 😌 We are so close to hoodie season.

-SMS messages are synced to my laptop which is running a presentation. -Msg from FedEx pops up that my order from BIGBADTOYSTORE has arrived. -Get a few awkward, uncomfortable stares before explaining that's an actual toy store (not that kind) & I just bought myself some action figures. 🙈🙈🙈

Lunchtime views & brews. I love 1/2 day Fridays.

Why yes, I do like being called a "good boy." I don't care if it's just the dental hygienist complimenting my flossing. 😁

Todayborday, I'd like to wish alla y'alls a Mario Paint Labor Day!

How your email (all 339 of them from yesterday) finds me this morning.

Getting a new work PC today: Yay 🥳 Having to finally do that forced upgrade to Windows 11: Boo 👎👎👎 I expect everything to be broken for a days.

Mostly accurate.

Reskeet with the specs

Spotted this in the wild on our way back from lunch 😆

"I asked chatGPT" "I asked Grok" yeah well i asked goombella and her tattle log says you're a bitch

*typing and clacking* I’m in.

1. Shot in the Dark 2. Bark at the Moon 3. Centre of Eternity 4. See You On the Other Side 5. You're No Different

Good Night, Dark Prince. You were rock & roll personified. Hope you've found your way to the Centre of Eternity. 🤘

Chicken nuggets please xox

Quote with a photo of you from the 80s. Alf t-shirt for authenticity.

Movie you've watched more than 6 times using gifs. ("hard mode" no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)

I saw this on my way to work this morning. Sure it's cute, but it also looks like something out of a Final Destination movie.

Me, overstimulated & trying to remember how to do my job after being out of the office for almost a week:

This is Bodie. He’s here to celebrate the start of Pride Month. Been working on this pose for weeks. 14/10 the parade starts right behind him 🌈🐾 (IG: hellobodie)

Introduce yourself with four games, but it's the 90s. 🕹️

Crafting the perfect away message is a lost art form. I know out-of-office & auto replies exist, but they are not the same.

Mmm, breakfast. Not pictured: the Advil I'll have afterwards as a little treat 😋

What's a game you feel only you have played

Okay, Nintendo. You can hit it. Just give a price & a guaranteed preorder.

The turtles have elected their new pope!

Just trying to get that bread or whatever

🚨MEME CHECKPOINT🚨 Post your last 4 saved memes ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️

My Monday morning anthem.

Okay, this stuff is actually pretty good. Its flavor reminds me of the old strawberry creme savers candy.

Not too far removed from breakfast & already thinking about lunch 😮‍💨

Ok I’m trying something new. Not sure how good it turned out but I guarantee there is no one else making model railway x abracadabra content. Way too much underbelly shots. Need to lose some weight, but I had a laugh dancing to gaga and playing with trains. #ladygaga #abracadabra #modelrailway

Kid crush, go

This meeting should have been a post-it note.

I made it home just in time to catch the last gasp of daylight.

I'm going to need an extra cup of two of ambition today. 🥱

Have a nice day. This is a threat. Xox

Ah, the annual struggle of the how the actual eff do I get all of the Christmas tree back into its box

if you see this...sure why not 😜 • name: Shane • pronouns: he/him • height: 5’10” • sexuality: Gay • sign: Libra ♎️ • piercings: None...now • tattoos: None...yet • fav color: Many hues of Blue! • fav drink: Coffee / Cape Cod • fav animal: Black Bear • MBTI: INFJ-T

Enter the year that you turned 10 into the GIF bar to see what was popular back then.

I think someone wants some attention.