Man what the fuck

Hey @briamgilbert.bsky.social after watching the newest episode of @umactually.bsky.social, there’s a book you’ll enjoy based on your idea of Fitbits being a video game. It’s very short but I think you’d agree with its thesis!

#DoctorWho Mrs. Flood made a big deal out of calling Belinda “Miss” because she wasn’t married and made note that she is Mrs. Flood because there is a Mr. Flood. Rearrange the letters in Mister Flood. What do you get? “Lords of Time”

I still don’t understand this app. I think I’m officially too old to understand social media.

What is my mom doing.

i love you so much @richbiroth.bsky.social happy 3 years ❤️

Happy 3 Year Anniversary!! @curlylox.on.computer

a new gacha place just opened nearby!! luckily i am married to someone who’s a god at claw machines :3

Just made an awesome dinner to surprise my wife when she gets home from work. Texted her “what’s for dinner?” to throw her off. 🤣

Me: Babe I’m at Misty’s gym Husband: Miss deez nuts

Thank you so much @richbiroth.bsky.social for getting me Backpack Battles I LOVE YOU 💕💖💗💞💓

#PokemonPocket 2,000+ Cards Collected!

My baby 💜

Social media doesn’t make sense to me anymore I’m officially old aren’t I

On top of everything else Jesse Singal uses a BoJack character as a pfp which also disgusts me

#PromoSky 📚 History 🎲 D&D 🪐 Space 🇬🇧 Doctor Who 🎶 Indie music 🐙 Pokemon ♦️ Balatro 🐈 Cats 🐀 Rats

I don’t trust the dice in dimension 20 stick those rocks in a boggle dome #Dropout #D20

Optimist: the cup is half full Pessimist: the cup is half empty The Cup: glurg

I thought Astro Bot was like the gimmick “how to use the controller” PS5 game but holy shit I was wrong

This is truly incredible. Thank you!!

Every time someone does this @samreich.bsky.social has to give me $1000 so please keep it up

I know I’m getting old because ten years ago I would have loved learning how to use a new social media. But now, I’m just lost and confused.

I am learning how to use this app. Hello everyone.