“What if something terrible has happened?” said Toad. “What if Frog has fallen into a deep hole and cannot get out. I will never see him again!”

I wanna know how Gorillaz condensed the vibe of shitty toys so perfectly in this shot

They need to put this warning on tiddlywinks

I’m literally the most tired person to ever exist

Been working on a server for the But a Dream SCP canon, been excited about that.

in my opinion it's like an ethereal dream elf appearing right before us

Sometimes I just have dreams where I get tortured or I’m seeing people get killed or people are forcing me to endure something and it’s annoyinggggg

This image making me laugh so hard

the cumulative cultural effect of video essays is that a lot of otherwise-niche discussion topics get dominated by globs of people who all know the same slice of information and will never learn anything else about the subject

can I be honest whenever people have an argument about experimental art or whatever and people start circlejerking about the same five pieces it makes me want to rip my hair out. Like omg you read the Wikipedia page for Fountain (Duchamp) you’re so fucking smart dog.

Getting close to Halloween again so check out this series of screenshots that tell a story about a really scary screensaver program.

I will be revamping my entire author page complete with my own author avatar in true classic SCP fashion. Stay tuned!

I talk about a statue that poops for an hour with a stupid fucking idiot named “blue”

Found out about John Jacobsmyer a bit ago and I think I just discovered my new favorite artist.

Oh....my penis is big....

rip ace frehley

'don't look back in anger', collage on paper, 2025

The HTTZZHS Show youtu.be/Hpq7hnPHIAY

mamiya takuji iconic lines

thinking of the corniest moment in SCP-1730 ever

IM GETTING AN ADDERALL PRESCRIPTION HAWK TUAH FOREVER!!!!!!

They are gay and in love with each other

Looking at the image file for SCP-1102-RU I mean this would be chill as fuck. I’m jealous. Imagine having this.

bad SCP idea: the only thing protecting us from all the cognitohazards and infohazards we expose ourselves to when reading SCP articles is because of our belief that it’s fictional. if we ever discovered something that shook that belief, all the infocognito shit we’ve witnessed comes all at once.

No, I’m Not a Human looks somewhat interesting with the art style and all. Has anyone been noticing an uptick in “figure out if someone is human or not” kind of horror? I’m blaming Mandela Catalogue but really it’s not like it wasn’t already a common trope.

BaD update

Bull Hockey

Lets fuck it

Saint Pussy School vol. 04

It feels special knowing that three 9000 contest entries are related to my canon. I still really appreciate that people love it enough to contribute their own stories.

Oh boy! I wonder if you're feeling inspired to write a Tale about some Suspicious Friendships! I sure hope this isn't anything But A Dream I'm having here! We better Secure, Contain, and Protect that concept and start turning this Fantasy into a Story Of Suspicious Friendships! Ahaha!

I’m loving the new 4000-JP contest theme (misfortune) a lot. Especially cause I know it’s specifically misfortune in the sense of something bad about to happen like a disaster, not specifically bad luck. I’m really hyped to see what articles come out of that.

obviously I like attention and whatever and talking to people online and whatnot but I never Never Never want to “blow up”. I don’t want to become the next Online Weird Art Guy that gets poked and prodded at. I don’t want Jack staulbrr shit to happen to me I’d undergo psychosis

i dont want a light or dark ui i want a grey mid-value ui

And on July 13th you posted "call me paz ortega cuz this pussy bombbbbb." Putting aside the tastelessness of the remark, this does imply at least a passing knowledge of characters and events in the Metal Gear franchise, which contradicts your statement "idk any of that shit" from yesterday.

youtu.be/840a6vy1HIs?... Really happy to see Drive45 coming out with new music. First half wasn’t my favorite but really they knocked it out of the park with the second half. A Chore Done is my absolute favorite I think.

Message to anyone rewriting an SCP: ARCHIVE THE DISCUSSION PAGE!!! Seriously! Early discussion pages are incredibly important to keep around. I don’t care what method as long as you get every page. I’m so tired of seeing rewrites that don’t do this practice, it’s such a waste!!

never stop making fun of Night Vale horror

for anyone wondering the tone of my 001, I’m pointing towards TheMadStork’s Chessland as a genuine inspiration.

in china they got real pokemon

I forgot to mention this in something that’ll be released in the future but like my biggest pet peeve with fan interpretations of 106 are when the artist doesn’t know how to draw grotesque putrid corrosive rotting flesh so they just draw a guy with dark skin.