smh because the Indian food I ordered as very spicy is white girl extra spicy and not kick my head in spicy like I wanted 😩 (still super tasty though, so no loss lol, I’m just a masochist and like a lot of heat)

my partner going through gender struggles had their friend over today and she did their makeup and uh, yep, gotta say, they clean up real nice with a soft femme look I’ll say 👀

BlueSky not allowing pictures in DMs means I don't see unsolicited dick pics from men, but it also means I don't see solicited dick pics from women. :\

moo’s up? 🐮 tip the cow -> allmylinks.com/anarchadykeism

nothing like a dip in the swamp

tfw one of your partners who is struggling with their gender identity wants to do a late night phone call 😆

omg I neeeed her on my shelf 👀👀👀

tfw one of your partners who is struggling with their gender identity wants to do a late night phone call 😆

hey hey yall I think I might be a lesbian have you seen Women 👀👀👀

Doing the autism cricket leg rubs beneath your blanket all alone beautiful?

the little benefits of dating other poly people is funny ~ My girlfriend's best-friend(/ex girlfriend)'s girlfriend is going to baby sit my kiddo so my wife and I can go out for an anniversary dinner this week 😆

Ruaa @itsmeio.bsky.social is SO CLOSE to her goal, less than 350 dollars left, could you please help? Im passing forward $20 that I got from yall for mutual aid, can you match me?

A monster commission for Sol!

it’s wild how many times Ruby has been like, “no one has made me cum like that before 😵‍💫” and it’s like?? No one? Girl you’re 34 and have had a lot more partners and experience than me, surly I’m not doing much that different 😅

casual days with my girlfriend are a delight because what starts off as eating dinner & getting high & chatting with her & her husband while we play board games ends the next morning with me waking up to her sleepily nuzzling me while we’re covered in bite marks & smelling of the tang of her sex 🥰

I can’t stop🥵 #nsfw #realnsfw #nsfwbsky #aheago #tongue #drool #grinding #plushie #riding #naughty #dirty

lmao meeee

one of the few straight girl coded thing about my girlfriend is that she likes being called “kitten” 😝

my wife after our “boyfriend” turns out that they might be a trans girl: “I can’t believe this has happened again! I’m never going to date a guy am I?” Me: “you’re not even attracted to normal men though?” Her: “I dunno. I could be.” Me: “Apparently not.”

monogamous people getting turned on by being called a slut is tbh sort of stolen valor like sorry, you gotta be atleast be a little bit polyamorous or promiscuous to really get what it means to be a slut like us ~

the irony is not lost on me as a pregnancy kinkster that a good portion of the recommended supplements for trans health are the same as a pregnant woman's ~

I -must- enable your pregnancy fantasies, it’s legally mandatory

Found out one of my old per-transition pre - owlkaline twitter accounts was still around and was scrolling through it. Found this gem where you can see my wife was giving me some of my first cracks also, the load-bearing "haha" lmao

my wife has been watching an hour long compilation of magical girl transformation from over the decades im in the kitchen cooking just hearing sparkly noises and anime girls and rainbow lights reflecting off the living room walls she’s not even high lmao

Summoning 🕯️

potty training my kiddo is difficult but man I can’t wait to be done changing diapers some day lmao all the money and time saved 😩

concept: crusty | | | butch ———————— femme | | | ethereal

Penetrative sex is fantastic but I gotta say, with the way estrogen has changed sensation for me - frotting just feels better like just rutting on someone’s leg or tummy or between their breasts or bottom. But especially between someone’s labia, all slicked up and rubbing clits together 😵‍💫💕💦💦

mood of the week

if you get into a trans femme's car, you're either fighting for space with several layers of garbage and takeout bags, or it's unnervingly, almost serial-killer clean. there is no inbetween.

ngl, one of my partners going through an egg crack and saying "I don't want to be trans. I don't want to deal with a world that wants to kill me" is deeply relatable and also deeply uncomfortable. It makes sense of course, i was there too, but this is why i dont date eggs. This part is hard

tbh, being a big nosed gal gives you an advantage eating pussy ~

"oh but that yuri/kink is toxic" they cry meanwhile they expect grape juice where we want wine. toxicity is the point ~

the only thing "biologically" "male" about my autistic tranny ass is that I will forgo eating in favor of pleasuring and mating with my better fed females

the changes estrogen caused to my ass is so wild sometimes I forget sometimes that like, i used to have a flat boney ass and now i the round beautiful bottom fitting of a woman of my stature. It takes more than two full palm lengths now to cup each cheek when it used to be a hank hill situation lmao

fuck, I need to finally finish this update. I'm burnt out on writing and want to get back to doing some art. Been a hot minute since I drew some kinky monsters stuff and its the perfect season for it ~

my wife, having evil thoughts, “if you get me pregnant then I can have others cum in me without risking getting pregnant 😈” little bimbo goblin cracked the code, sorta 😩 lmao

thinking of my girls’ soft hips & how good it feels to come up behind them & slide my hands down along their sides down into the pubic triangle & then scoop up their pudgy tummies as I kiss their necks the little delighted coos they make as they press back into me & kiss me over their shoulders 🥰💕💕

a sliver of sunlight ~

Hades 2 you cowards, let me smooch the funny little ghost girl or the funny little spider girl or the funny little squid girl or or or let me smooch the blorbos!

thinking about the fact that my wife and I came out as polyamorous to eachother during a long conversation after watching I Saw the TV Glow and just how silly it is that I may not have met some of my current partners if it wasn’t for some movie lmao

grrrr need to give love bites to someone’s tummy right this instant

thinking of my girls’ soft hips & how good it feels to come up behind them & slide my hands down along their sides down into the pubic triangle & then scoop up their pudgy tummies as I kiss their necks the little delighted coos they make as they press back into me & kiss me over their shoulders 🥰💕💕

lmao love how bluesky’s team communication is so bad. In response to their bot auto labeling people with prosthetics as “adult content” It wasn’t “we are aware of this issue and are working to fix it” It’s instead, “yeah it just does that sometimes” vibes based amateur hour all the way down

I even dreamed about eating my girls out no idea why I was so horny last night lmao which, okay, yeah funny because, “hey Lexi, you talk about sex all the time. You have sex, all the time” It may come as a surprise, I actually have pretty low libido - usually this is all on manual not autopilot 😆

good morning. to four days to get the remaining $3807 covered, folks. i need your help.

fat pussy is so good I love the softness, the grip and feel of cupping it. I love being burried in it, the musk and sweetness, those plump petals, that pudgy peach Can’t get enough 🥰

A little high and lapping at a sucker and thinking about being between my girlfriend’s legs as one does 😌