we will literally invent rocket launcher cars instead of investing in public transit.

shoutout to all the people who are willing to put up with not hearing from me for weeks, only to receive a flurry of messages apologizing and answering their questions in a flurry of rare executive function. y'all are the real ones.

thanking the gods for my clocky broad shoulders, all the better for standing upon and seeing further.

goth morning, dolls

goth morning, dolls

you know i keep that handkerchief in my back pocket for very trans reasons* *constantly crying

you know i keep that handkerchief in my back pocket for very trans reasons* *constantly crying

now you KNOW the economy is screwed up

touching grass

*genders your fluid*

transes ur gender (wherever it may be)

she’s wearing teeth, you say? from a Hound, you say? fascinating.

she’s wearing teeth, you say? from a Hound, you say? fascinating.

holding onto the summer vibes as long as i can 🍓

me, on the other end of the radio, suddenly jolting to attention, "Did you get her number?"

coming out of my cage* and i’ve been doing just fine *dysphoria malaise

i'm a firm believer that you should dress for the cyberpunk dystopia that you want, not the fascist cyberpunk dystopia that you have.

i'm a firm believer that you should dress for the cyberpunk dystopia that you want, not the fascist cyberpunk dystopia that you have.

lookin sharp today

lookin sharp today

watching yet another video correctly explaining why speed racer (2008) is the best movie of all time and nodding along

hey bsky, whatcha been reading lately?

gonna be real: i didn't realize i needed a song that used Goldeneye's Silenced PP7 sound effect, but here we are.

Show me an image on your phone that has your energy but is not a selfie.

hey bsky, whatcha been reading lately?

i’d like to imagine that if Schrödinger really fuckin hated his cat (which he must have, to cook up the metaphor), it probably felt pretty good to imagine he was dead in the box and he might delay opening said box just to enjoy the fantasy of life without that cat just a little while longer.

i stayed up to watch every single one of those matches live and it was such a sobering experience to watch Sedol fight for his goddamn life to eek out a solitary victory. seemed like taking the 1st steps into the future. the future: my students’ papers contain quotes from articles that don’t exist

me, on the other end of the radio, suddenly jolting to attention, "Did you get her number?"

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game where you have to walk to the rhythm of the beat but also take care not to step on any sidewalk cracks. call it Back Crack Ambulation or something idk

the number of times "would you like to see the closet in my room that's literally wall-to-wall full of board games?" has gotten me laid would give the average incel an aneurysm.

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older robot girl whose exterior is mostly heavily yellowed ABS panels

i’m sure i could find a buddy to drive a hole thru my chest if i asked her nicely

sup, furries?

getting the top surgery that make ur tits refillable capri sun pouches

lamenting the end of Dyke Summer as the semester looms closer.

lamenting the end of Dyke Summer as the semester looms closer.

just got a 30 minute lecture on beyblades at the arcade bar. dudes fuckin rock

what if: downtuned guitar chugs over the 4:3 polyrhythmic section?

welcome to my Mind Palace

welcome to my Mind Palace

thinking about getting an inner thigh tattoo post-bottom surgery.

I’m doing victory laps in my kitchen right now!!!! 💃🏼 CGE just announced they are going to be giving away 100% of the profit from their Harry Potter game to pro-trans charities!! www.instagram.com/p/DNG48n-IVP...