Just a fun little fact about me is that I never feel like I've parked close enough to the curb.

When I use a microwave I about how the thirty seconds I spend watching my food cook is 1/63,000,000 of the time it takes for the earth to orbit around the sun and imagining the rotation of astral bodies alongside my spinning hot pocket is really funny.

Crazy that people are able to call themselves "Content Creators" and not immediately vomit. At least try to define what it is you create!

Confused why the latest Star Wars movie pivots to being a documentary about white genocide in South Africa

In between switch 1 and switch 2 I bought a PC and largely use that for games now. Crazy how owning a PC completely changes how I see a console announcement. Those prices seem insane!

New pet peeve is when a news publication feels the need to mention which president appointed a federal judge every time any judge does anything. Lets at least TRY to let judges stay apolitical.

Arco is part of the Winter Sale and it's currently 30% off, that's the cheapest it has ever been! Arco has appeared in many GOTY nominations and lists. If you haven't played it, treat yourself before the year ends! Discount is available on Steam and Switch.

harris should have campaigned on this

My best advice for anyone having trouble with the elden Ring DLC is to treat the bosses like regular RPG bosses instead of action game bosses. It can actually be really fun to win using numbers!

I’ve missed this! There’s a lovely “clip-clop” animation as the horse settles back down that I’ve adored since the moment I laid eyes on it :D

NEW: What went wrong with Suicide Squad: Kill the Justice League? This is the story, based on interviews with two dozen people who worked on the game, of how Rocksteady Studios went from the revered Arkham series to a $200 million flop: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

I'm proud to announce that our English Patch for "Mega Man Legends 2 Episode 1: Roll's Close Call!" will go live on April 24th. This is the prologue to Mega Man Legends 2 never released outside of Japan! www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkLH...

#Moonring is out on Steam for $0. Yes. That's right. It is *free*. Like, costs nothing. I made this for the love of old-school RPGs and the #Ultima series. I hope you enjoy the world of Caldera as much as I loved Britannia. store.steampowered.com/app/2373630/...

Normal, simplistic RPG: Brave hero, the forces of evil grow near. Please kill 3 giant crabs for 10 gold. Complex, well-written RPG: For who can even say what is good and what is evil? Please kill 3 giant crabs for 10 gold.

F-Zero 99 is proving all I really want is a new widescreen F-Zero.