And it only took them 11.5 years!

Reasons for Virginians to vote "Yes" on today's special election: - Fuck 'em. - Fuck 'em all. - Fuck 'em so very very hard.

@uncaaj.bsky.social and I are making moves to redirect our #GravityFalls podcast back to...well, Gravity Falls. Details soon!

New Video: The Feminine Horror of Shadow the Hedgehog Who will you become when you are told from birth that you exist for the consumption and control of others? LINK: www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsU6...

Both movies currently in theaters that have my name in the title are getting good reviews, trying to decide which one to see first

I don't think I've ever been to a Six Flags, are they all racist?

There were 3 maybe college-aged girls at the Mario Galaxy screening last night who extremely overreacted to everything that happened. I don't mean every major plot point or every Nintendo reference, I mean literally every single thing that happened on screen.

Screenwriting 101 is to set up an interesting conflict or mystery and then forget about it for 40 minutes so you have time for Starfox

I need every single male artist that follows me to read this. It's not very long. You need to bear witness to this shit. You have to see it with your own eyes because you never will in your everyday life. I'm serious, read it all please

as long as folks are enthusiastically donating to state level trans orgs today, figured I'd reup this list the @them.us team and I put together a few years back: www.them.us/story/orgs-f... (some info may be outdated, but use this as a jumping-off point!)

Every production of 1776 from here on out must include a small boy in the ensemble to represent my ancestor who signed the Declaration of Independence but whose most well-known portrait was at age 11

I'm no expert but I do know that "drunk words = sober thoughts" doesn't really apply to Tourette's

Why doesn't Kim Possible's cheer team have a coach These girls don't even know they should be putting their hair up, someone put an adult in the room with them

I am once again on hold with Amtrak waiting to ask the agent to transfer me to customer relations and put me on hold for even longer

We're really just gonna treat every animated movie going forward as a proof of concept for a live-action movie to be made within shorter and shorter timeframes, cool

Y'all Rudolph didn't lead the sleigh as a favor to Santa or any other asshole at the North Pole, he did it for the children who had nothing to do with any of this

Trans kids, trans adults, trans all of you folks I’m so glad you live. I’m so glad you’re here and I hope you know there are so many rooting for you, fighting for you and hoping you get to live the best life you can

The Spotify algorithm once it began to suspect I was alive in 2009 youtu.be/BQ2mPfFe24I?...

Why are so many employees at this movie theater wearing Trolls World Tour t-shirts Did they know I was coming

I had a dream last night that Dreamworks released a live-action Shrek remake and I saw some BTS footage of the guy playing Shrek in a mo-cap suit but I was too afraid to look at the finished mo-cap Shrek

I saw Kiss of the Spider Woman the other night and am now convinced that Bill Condon would absolutely body a film adaptation of Parade

It is really funny that Jimmy Kimmel Live showed more moral fortitude and adherence to a system of values than Columbia University

It's awfully telling that the Rotten Tomatoes score for Gabby's Dollhouse: The Movie is still unavailable

‘You Think You Can Talk About Our Dad That Way?’ Scream Trump Boys, Beating TV With Bat https://theonion.com/you-think-you-can-talk-about-our-dad-that-way-scream-trump-boys-beating-tv-with-bat/

Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough

My mom just called Sabrina Carpenter "a beacon of light" and tbh she's so right

Republicans don't want this show at the Kennedy Center because they know if Tom Watson was alive today Trump would be a HUGE fan

Being deeply involved in the Taylor Swift fandom is like being a practicing Catholic

I hope to one day love something the way my mom loves the goat from Hoodwinked

And if I said praising a live-action remake for being identical to the original proves to me that you don't view animation as a legitimate medium?

ICE will be ramping up its activity in Philadelphia, Seattle, NYC, Chicago, and Northern Virginia. Stay the fuck out of Philly!!

Had a dream last night that Disney ordered a new season of Gravity Falls and everyone was excited except for me

I feel like there's a bittersweet but hopeful ending that could work, with Nani losing custody but keeping visitation rights and doing everything she possibly can to get to a point where she can get her sister back. Meanwhile Stitch stays with Lilo and she still has a friend.

I saw a lot of posts about how Coriolanus imagining Tigris resorting to sex work is a prime example of his innate evil and, having finally finished the book, that's probably one of the least evil things he does.

I still don't know what Exempt/Non-exempt means on a job application and at this point I'm too afraid to ask

I've been to so many used video game stores recently I've started dreaming about them

The Trevor Project has a 24/7 Suicide Hotline for LGBTQ+ Youth. Please support them if you can, and please promote them. www.thetrevorproject.org/get-help/

Pope Francis actually died on Friday but rose from the dead on Sunday to politely ask JD Vance to form some sense of empathy, then died again

It's the time of year to listen to most of the West End cast recording for The Prince of Egypt but not watch the pro-shot

RFK thinks the Sia autism movie is a harrowing fly-on-the-wall documentary

This is the same perverse Nazi logic that led Hans Asperger to distinguish between Autism and Asperger's Syndrome: those children who would be killed and those who would be used. Don't get bogged down in arguments about ability or humanity. These are overtures to genocide.

Was anyone gonna tell me about this or was I just supposed to read it on Wikipedia myself while trying to find out why Charles Dickens is a character in the animated Jesus movie

I think with very minimal effort we could convince everyone on the right that the Zootopia abortion comic is canon and sanctioned by Disney itself

Rachel Zegler is shouldering the blame for the financial failure of the #SnowWhite remake. The social media war echoes the state of gender representation from the time of the original film's release. filmknife.wordpress.com/wp-admin/pos...

Rachel Zegler was mildly critical of a movie that's almost 90 years old and people spent 2 years trashing her for it, but the producer's son (not even the famous one) feels empowered to rant publicly for 3 paragraphs about her tweeting "free palestine"? The entitlement is astounding.

Netanyahu has not allowed any food, water, or fuel into Gaza in two weeks. Now he has resumed bombing, killing hundreds of people and breaking the ceasefire that had given Gaza a chance to live again. NO MORE MILITARY AID TO ISRAEL.

They barely marketed The Day the Earth Blew Up and now it's being removed from theaters after FIVE DAYS. Now one of their flagship properties just doesn't exist on their own service. Could they not handle the criticism after deleting Coyote vs Acme and they want us to forget the franchise exists?

Gotta lounge

Maybe I'm taking it too personally because Lilo & Stitch was the first movie I ever saw in theaters and I consider that something very special But I think that trailer slightly worsened my depression

I knew Rebecca Black had come out as queer and was making new music but I didn't realize her niche was horny lesbian trap music, which is the best possible outcome