Olympic update: Watched some skiing slopestyle where they caught crazy nose butter. Canada failed to hurry hard enough, losing to Estonia in mixed doubles curling. Proud of our first medalist in 3000m speed skating. Tried some hockey: Not as sexy as Heated Rivalry led me to believe. (Canada won)

🔥 The North is Heating Up! Canada didn’t just come to play; we came to dominate. 🇨🇦✨🥇 #TeamCanada #Olympics2026

Red and white for the first #FlannelFriday of the Olympics 🇨🇦

It's where I keep all the kindness.

Red and white for the first #FlannelFriday of the Olympics 🇨🇦

Looks like we made it… to Friday 😉 Is that making you smile too? Happy weekend, lovelies! ✨💖😘 #FlannelFriday

Mongolia and Haiti correctly identified that the Winter Olympics are primarily a chance to design baller cold weather uniforms

Get it, Ukraine 🇺🇦 💛💙 #OpeningCeremonies

Some of these countries sound made up. #OpeningCeremonies

For the next two weeks, this account will be sharing newly acquired expertise re: obscure Winter Olympic sports. I look forward to getting unreasonably obsessed with the minutia of moguls, snowboard cross, ans short track speed skating. (Curling goes without saying.)

Pausing for a little #HumpDay reflection in the midst of all the business 😉 And sending you good vibes for a great rest of the week 💙💖✨😘

Isn't it amazing how getting your hair done makes you feel like you're the sexiest girl in the world? 😊 #SelfCare Happy #TittyTuesday sexy friends 😘

Do you wanna get Ninja Turtles? 'Cause this is how you get Ninja Turtles.

At the first Groundhog Day: "So, this rodent is gonna predict the weather." Everyone, simultaneously: "WHAT ARE HIS QUALIFICATIONS?"

Tonight seems like the perfect night to watch A Mighty Wind 💖💖 #FlannelFriday

Tonight seems like the perfect night to watch A Mighty Wind 💖💖 #FlannelFriday

Man, this is a tough one. Few women in the world were as comedically versatile. We lost a good, truly funny person far too soon.

Warning: Thursday's mood is currently set to trouble 😏😘 #ThirstyThirsday #TroubleMaker #WhoWantsToGetIntoTrouble

Counterpoint: No, they aren't.

Nothing can prepare your soul for the first image ever transmitted onto a television

When Flavor Flav has one wish left:

I looked at the weather forecast, and it just said "Fuck you 🖕".

does this work how I think it does

Just tired. Tired and sad.

It’s been a doozy of a day and now it’s time to snuggle up and get cozy…😉 Stay warm and safe this cold and snowy weekend, lovelies 💖😘 #FlannelFriday

Stuck in a deep freeze? Let's just spend it in bed. Trying my best to keep warm on a frigid #FlannelFriday

Stuck in a deep freeze? Let's just spend it in bed. Trying my best to keep warm on a frigid #FlannelFriday

It's sooooo cold, but #NewNailDay might warm things up 😘 I couldn't pick which picture was best so you get two 😉 Happy Friday sexy friends 😘

Tantrum, World Ender — Bourbon, Rum, Chinola Mango, Velvet Falernum, acid boosted Sumo Citrus juice and preserved lemon brine served in a Sumo citrus rind. High end item on the #dogsearmenu

Happy #Humpday sexy friends 😘

People complaining that Bluesky isn't fun like 2016 Twitter was are ignoring the fact that it's the world that got less fun.

Essentially the plot to Wake Up Dead Man:

Hey kinksters! I hope you're all enjoying a wonderful International Fetish Day!! Take this opportunity to do whatever makes you happy 🖤🖤 #FlannelFriday

I hope this helps you stay warm on a chilly #FunFriday 😘🔥

Hey kinksters! I hope you're all enjoying a wonderful International Fetish Day!! Take this opportunity to do whatever makes you happy 🖤🖤 #FlannelFriday

It’s cold out there but I’ve been thinking of ways to stay warm…😉 You too? Happy weekend, lovelies! 💖✨😘 #FlannelFriday

Cheers 🥂 Happy #ThirstyThursday sexy friends 😘

Luck, The Hammer — He could be the bartender for the #dogsearmenu if he wasn’t so busy fighting in @cataclysmarcade Bourbon, Campari, St. Germaine, fresh lemon juice and preserved lemon brine make for an underground Boulevardier.

Today is Kiss A Ginger Day! Would you?? 😘

Today is Kiss A Ginger Day! Would you?? 😘

Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life - George Bernard Shaw #FlannelFriday (Now a Bluesky exclusive)

Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life - George Bernard Shaw #FlannelFriday (Now a Bluesky exclusive)

Honestly, goals.

*Snoop Dogg voice*:

I’m developing a game where you have to go back to assassinate Adam. It’s a first person shooter.

First bubble bath picture of 2026 🫧🫧🫧 Happy #TittyTuesday sexy friends 😊😘

In sub zero temperatures this was as much skin as I could show 🥶. I hope it's enough for #MonochromeMonday 😊😘

New Year, same torso 🤷‍♂️ Happy #FlannelFriday

New Year, same torso 🤷‍♂️ Happy #FlannelFriday

Let 2026 be the year you realize you are sexy as fuck and act accordingly every single day.