Found jesus.

Not sure how @ldnmike.bsky.social has convinced an Irish pub in Prague to change the channel from rugby to the #BREBRI game, but he has #FPL

Streeting's email to Labour MPs - kicks off with a flat lie. Cass did not recommend a ban. In fact she recommended exactly the opposite to what Labour has done. (webarchive.nationalarchives.gov.uk/ukgwa/202503...)

Prague is a ridiculously pretty city but wow is it furiously cold. Its warmed up to a peak of 1c in the very welcome midday sun ☀️

Ngl Hoopla is a rip off. £200 weekend ticket and the lineup is not even mid. I do like scissor sisters, i’ve seen them twice & they’re great, but £200 is actual festival prices and the lineup is mostly filler. Just because its LGBTQ+ doesn’t mean we should have to pay through the nose for less.

Big game tonight: The giants of Macclesfield meet the titans of Brentford, making them all seem normal sized. You bees! 🐝

Still thinking about this lasagne. 5 layers, mix beef & pork, white sauce with nutmeg and mozzarella on top.

Ffs that was more swim than run.

I need to go for a run but it’s pissing it down and my glutes & hams are achy from a 15km hill walk yesterday. Please send inspiring & motivational memes (or noodz).

To beard or not to beard: what are bloomfie’s thoughts? Short, medium or long?

Shes back in the kitchen. Lasagne on its way for the husbibi ❤️

Igor Thiago is so lovely. I’m really genuinely happy for him. He’s living his dream and I’m here for it. 🐝

Brentford were sensational tonight.

Heart shaped bum

Off to see White Lies in a bit youtu.be/YW0i6reYe8s

Man up, sit down Chin up, pipe down Socks up, don't cry Drink up, don't whine "Grow some balls, " he said "Grow some balls" youtu.be/si2pZRifgIo

Well, I got all ready to go to D&D and remembered it’s tomorrow as I was leaving the house. Wut do now?

He’s made of bones, he’s made of blood, he’s made of flesh, he’s made of love, he’s made of you, he’s made of me. Unity. Fear leads to panic, panic leads to pain. Pain leads to anger, anger leads to hate. Danny Nedelko youtu.be/QkF_G-RF66M

Apropos of nothing, Dropkick Murphys are playing Crystal Palace Park on 28th June.

God damn it brain why you so hyperactive whenever its time to sleep?

Fresh fade for the weekend & beard progress.

We played a Daggerheart one-shot today with some pre-mades and I really enjoyed it. I particularly like how the hope / fear mechanic makes combat scenarios unpredictable; its just not possible to plan out an encounter in advance so every action feels like a meaningful decision.

Very happy to say that my book Invisible Rainbows is coming out in a few months!! 🌈 Info & preorder: wiltonsquarebooks.com/products/inv...

I really really hope Brentford sign Mateo Cancellieri because …. …… just, wow 👀

Dinner diaries: garlic, basil, rosemary and harissa king prawn linguine arrabbiata with asparagus.

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice in Chains. 1995.

Knitted a stripey scarf for my brother in-law yesterday 🧶

Some music I saw in 2025: Sam Fender CMAT Artful Dodger Goldie Faithless A little sound Royel Otis Prodigy Lola Young Kae Tempest Skunk Anansie Hybrid Minds Smashing Pumpkins Alanis Morisette White Lies Radiohead Bunt NOTION Overmono Pulp Four Tet Soft Play

Happy new year you beauts! Thanks for being a part of my 2025. Heres to 2026 🥰

First ever knit complete!

What happened when the two gay knitters met? They put the woollies up each-other.

It’s so long. It’s so thick.

I’ve solved my flabby sides by weaving in the tails. Realised my mistake was pulling the wool upwards back over the needle on the last stitch (an attempt to stop it sliding off while i adjusted stitch spacing) was stretching out the last stitch from the previous now. Error spotted & corrected.

Mum says I have flabby sides. Brutal review of both my knitting and my physical presence.

Don’t want to jinx it but I just finished row 8. I think it’s starting to click(ish).

Learning to knit with mum is really fun. I’ve got the first knit row down (9th attempt) but the return pearl row is just breaking my head.

Merry pugmas

✅ home town 🎄holiday gym sesh with an old mate

I dislike the apple glass ui. It feels horribly dated. I don’t need lengthy transition effects on every action. Why is everything competing for attention so hard? Effects, reflections, 3d, transparency. It’s very early 2000s. It’s way too much “design”. Ugly, unhelpful, uncool and amateurish.

I’ve made lasagne

Just rehung a kitchen cupboard door that was sticking. I’m actually so practical.

I’m so with it I just found out theres a new Adam Curtis film on iPlayer looking at the rise of individualism in Britain. If, like me, you’re late to every party check out SHIFTY. youtu.be/AQc8625Y03g?...

Young people graduating into entry level jobs (essential to turn education in to practice) will soon find themselves paying >40% marginal tax while earning little more than min wage. - brutal student loan rates - rising minimum wage - frozen tax bands & thresholds We’ve totally broken our economy.

Eazy-E.ON

I’m not going to post a picture of my father in law but over the last 17 years that guy has been such a huge influence on me and I’d say has been, and still is, a great role model.

This could be me, if I could shred. youtu.be/tGEd4-8GioE

Went to a friend’s birthday and absolutely bossed Cherub Rock on guitar hero. Maybe my next career is as a rock virtuoso.

I’m not at homobloc and therefore need both validation and entertainment.

That felt like a real grind but actually was my best pace since September last year. Pretty pleased with that! 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️

I’ve been lying in bed awake for 42 minutes avoiding going for a run. Plan of action: - feed dog - drink coffee - go run - be awesome Let’s go.