First warm morning run of 2026

Not sure how @ldnmike.bsky.social has convinced an Irish pub in Prague to change the channel from rugby to the #BREBRI game, but he has #FPL

Huge amount of respect for how seriously the people of Prague take their beer.

9 mile Valentine’s march

Let’s goo #BREARS #FPL

BBC Sport have invented something worse than the pie chart—the pacman chart #FPL

Europe anyone? #Brentford #FPL

HE’s INDESTRUCTIBLE THIAGOOO #FPL #COYB

GW20 saved my season. Much needed after a tough few weeks #FPL

Brentford dominating Everton. Need to be careful we don’t get someone sent off with those challenges though… #FPL #COYB

Another amazing year for live music. Gigs we’ve seen in 2025 in no particular order (1/2): - Radiohead - Royel Otis - Pulp - Lola Young - Sam Fender - Four Tet - Swimming Paul - Bunt - Somebody’s Child - Smashing Pumkins - Skunk Anansie - Soft Play - Shy FX

Hugo enjoying the beach

Sir Idris Elba being knighted as Sarina doesn’t make a whole lot of sense but I’m happy for him. Also not sure how he’ll fare as Lionesses head coach. #NewYearHonours

Not convinced on Cunha with all United’s injuries #FPL

Crisis averted: forgot to stock up on beer but managed to find a micro pub in Totley that’s open on Christmas Day

Merry pugmas

Festive season doesn’t start until the first episode of Christmas University Challenge

New year resolution completed: lost 35 pounds since this time last year thanks to running, cycling and weightlifting 💪

That time when Wales cancelled Christmas (but not Tupperware)

Fireworks all year round 😞

Morning from #Avoriaz

Early start to the 2026 season #Avoriaz 🏂

Losing the will to live

Worst of all, a flight landing from Northern England landed at a similar time to me, so the passengers naturally keep talking to each other 🤦‍♂️

Hour and a half later and I’m still in this queue. Everyone who voted for Brexit can fuck off, and when they get there, fuck off again.

Brexit means queues

Geneva airport Brexit line 💀

It’s that time of year again #SpotifyWrapped

Boring game besides the last 20 mins. Win is a win though. Just hoping Thiago isn’t injured! #BREBUR #FPL

Those entryist Trots are corrupting our utopia again www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Gym pump

Busy in Westminster! #Budget2025

Radiohead tonight—easily the highlight of the many gigs I’ve seen this year

Saw Four Tet this eve with @ldnmike.bsky.social 🔥

Wildcarding in GW12 and torn between these two teams. Tempted to go with Rice over Saka to keep Semenyo and bring in LFC cover. Thoughts? #FPL

Omg it’s cold 🥶

We’re seeing Four Tet when we get back on Saturday. Hoping for a Fred Again cameo!

Got the worst DOMS from running and surfing on holiday 🤦‍♂️

That’s enough exercise. Back to my book.

Top tip: don’t go for a long run the day before surf lessons 💀

Get to know your followers 10 random things you like Hot weather Beaches Pale ale London pubs Snowboarding Running Weightlifting Dog walks Brentford FC Music festivals

Off for a surf lesson 🏄

Maspalomas Winter Pride 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Keep those green arrows coming! 185k overall rank #FPL

Thiago’s on 🔥 #FPL

Adult only hotels are the way forward. It’s so peaceful 🥰 #Maspalomas #GranCanaria

Portsmouth—otherwise known as the Dubai of the UK 💀

Someone’s hopeful for a train snack

Last gym sesh ahead of #MaspalomasWinterPride

Completely burnt out from work. Just need to make it to Sunday 😩