Scallies don't serve much of a use in society, but give them some poppers and they'll make great fucktoys 😈 (and yeah... that's cum leaking out of its ruined hole)

...who's next to add more marks? 😖

this is what you sound like when you call it BlueSky

the spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised (my holes hurt)

not open sourcing something because it's not "unique" or the code quality is "low" is a poor excuse

is dog (bork) 📷 @astra.blue

you heard it here first folks, Paul Frazee supports daddy tentacle cock roleplay fetish porn on Bluesky — we are SO back

i can't believe this is controversial to say... but i *do* think it's bad to normalize death threats on social media, even supposed "i was only joking!" ones or veiled threats

weekend time 🎉

can i go home yet and be dog for three days

Now I want to host an orgy called "Night of the Living Fleshlights"

Scallies don't serve much of a use in society, but give them some poppers and they'll make great fucktoys 😈 (and yeah... that's cum leaking out of its ruined hole)

normalize friends using you as living fleshlights

It's that time of the month already? 👀 Nuzzles is upon us! Grab a ticket and we'll see you tomorrow! nuzzles.uk/event/nuzzle...

Coach said I need to practice more at the end zone, am I doing it right?

moooorning

Being an orange doggo doesn't always imply you're a bottom. It just means you're horny and needy all the fucking time. Can't find a top? Bury your bone in the nearest hole instead 😈 🟠 @knot.ceo / 🔵 @astra.blue

i am fucking s p e n t .

Usual antics with an older dude last night. Been so long since it's been with someone 50+, and pup got to enjoy his hot cock in both it's holes 😈

>ask if new browser is real or chromeslop >”it’s a good browser sir” >it’s chromeslop

not a bad spot for lunch

just arrived at work. brace yourselves.

The teaser trailer for “Devil Wears Prada 2” is out:

i'm into some messed up shit but these Disney AI porn things are on another level of fucked up. i can't even bring myself to include the full photo

Hard humps for #HumpDay 👀🐶 🔵 @astra.blue / 🟠 @ducky.ws

have we all had our daily scream

@fry69.dev yooo, another did:web:main 👀

Usual antics with an older dude last night. Been so long since it's been with someone 50+, and pup got to enjoy his hot cock in both it's holes 😈

Haven't stopped since I ran out the door this morning, so here's a *very late* good morning post. Worth the wait though? 😖

The fact that the Bluesky PBC retroactively modifies the PLC directory should be given greater importance. Even if it is only a technical formality. #atproto 🚨

Sometimes I wonder if the Internet knows a little *too* much about me 👀

whoring hours

@j4ck.xyz i dunno if it's my phone DPI or what but Bluesky always insists on ellipsizing your name 🤔

Fully enclosed, total dogbrain. Depression at bay, smile on its face. Goodnight 🥰

Just thinking about you and your mates using me... 😈💦

my body is a machine that turns bottled water into microplastic poisining

my body is a machine that turns bottled water into microplastic poisining

Me after spending too long on Bluesky:

Fully enclosed, total dogbrain. Depression at bay, smile on its face. Goodnight 🥰

Should be prepared for all sorts of occasions when...making nachos on #mxmonday 🏈 @astra.blue

Showered and shaved ✨

real talk

is it just me or is bsky busier than usual today? my notifications have been going off non-stop. so... how's your day going?

he passed 🥰

real talk

Had to share this from twitter just because

So, fun fact: I'm near 30 and I've only ever topped @astra.blue. Nobody else. Apparently there's a queue building up 👀

Is this normal when you get older as a kinkster. I am still a sub through and through, but damn... sometimes I need to get feral with someone on my timeline and pound them until they beg me to stop 🫠

what if we jerked off together in gear 👉👈

it's #Pluribus time 👀