Dear Alaska Airlines, It might be time to find somebody else to wordsmith your economy meal options. This just turned me off from even considering preordering this meal. I didn't know there was a recall of pre-cooked fire roasted chicken. #IllTakeTheFish

NorCal in a nutshell. Picking up wine from swanky vineyards followed by In-N-Out 😅

I should have booked a later time to go pick up wine in Sonoma. I really don't want to hop in the car and drive up right now 😭

Someone please tell me that I was somehow transported to another timeline or took some really bad drugs. I just can't with the Zohran and Trump buddy press conference, MTG resigning, and JD Vance lactating.

Fuckin' Muni.

I'm so disappointed in the NYC MTA. They screwed up the order of the 6th Ave line letters with the F and M swap on the map. They should have found a way to keep it BDFM! BDMF just looks wrong to me.

TIL that Sega made a cow milking arcade machine. Thanks random YouTube short!

Your dog wants steak. #FoodPorn

Since I'm a food motivated doggo, here's a tamale review. Picked these up from Costco yesterday. Texture and taste wise - they are good. I just think $16 for 8 frozen tamales is way too expensive.

Since @leatherox.bsky.social was asking. When I use the SeriousKit milker solo, I have a certain vacuum level and speed that works well for these sessions. Within minutes, the sucking sensations in the cock and nipples synchronize with the mechanical sounds and endless pleasure ensues.

Mornin'! I'm still basking in the afterglow of my milking session last night. 45 minutes of orgasms without ejaculating and then caging right back up. I've jumped forward a few weeks on the chastity horiness timeline from it! Now does anyone want silky Amoresy cuddles with coffee?

Sometimes we all just need a hedonistic night being brought to orgasm by a milking machine countless times, but not being able to cum because you numbed your cock. Moo!

Ooh. My caramelized garlic and onion bread topped with French fried onions is making my apartment smell great!

I always find these type of "quizzes" interesting. I noticed it focused a lot on threesomes and flirting. Not to shocked where I landed given the questions it used.

Since Costco has started only allowing Executive members in during the first hour, I've been going there less. It just forces me to go during awkward times for my schedule now. I should probably get my ass into the car and head over to Costco before I say fuck it.

I guess nothing else is happening in the world.

Was looking at used triathlon wetsuits on eBay and was shocked how abused these "lightly used" suits were. While no most had no rips they were creased all over. Like crumbled up and tossed in the back of a truck and forgotten about for a year bad. Gotta wonder how bad they maintain their bikes.

Apparently Pluribus was exactly the show I needed right now.

CW: GenAI. Just tried out Gemini 3 Pro via AI Studio and I'm impressed. I needed a simple UI for a task. It took Gemini less than 2 minutes generate and iterate on subsequent prompts without trying to refactor everything. From my limited React experience, it appears to be maintainable. (1/4)

Even more so if they put their bare feet on the bulkhead walls!

Today's Cloudflare outage is showing that most Ops and DevOps teams are undersized, underfunded, and inexperienced.

Do I have to get out of bed?

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There's no better feeling than using the milking machine to piss. It feels like my body will never stop as every last drop is sucked away. The problem of having too many kinky toys, there's always a temptation. Besides, I needed a good excuse to make sure the lines got cleaned 😈

Another item checked off my kink todo list - give the SeriousKit SPTs a good cleaning. Also timed it so that I'd be in the kitchen when the bread machine was done. Mmm hot carbs!

Which one of you is bidding on Russel Crowe's leather jockstrap on John Oliver's Junk? e.givesmart.com/events/LYw/i...

I'm not sure what energy I'm channeling right now, but the headband is causing it to be more intense. I really wanted to run today, but it was still pretty wet outside. So more torture machine time!

I will be so happy when the road work being done near my place is done. I lost all motivation once the reverse beep-beep-beeps started from the equipment.

TFW your ADHD is causing you to lose attention during a hypnotic induction. Seriously, why do so many files have 15 minute long inductions. Don't you know some of us get easily distracted.

Soup's done!

Slowly taking care of my fetish todo list. Fixed the small tear in my triathlon wetsuit. That was a bitch to patch up.

Coffee before I venture to Safeway on this cold and damp day. It's definitely a leggings type of day.

A Senate bean soup feels like the right thing to make today. But I didn't have finding ham hocks on my difficult to find list. Looks like I need to go to Safeway to buy some ingredients. *Grumbles*

I really want some smooth skin neoprene bed sheets. That would feel great right now.

Has any home inspector or GC done a reaction video to How to Build a Sex Room? I needed something mindless and humorous to watch. But in the back of my mind, I wonder how many code violations there are in these "dungeons"

I keep telling myself that I need to wear this pair of New Rock boots more often.

3 words that gave me both scared and intrigued: Vegemite sourdough loaf. I'm not sure if this is a great idea or a crime against humanity.

Morning workout done and coffee in hand!

Ooh. The beans from Mother Tongue Coffee are really working out great in the Krupa Moka Brew. Here's some crema porn.

I should really wait until I get out of bed before looking at anything news like. The Doordash breakfast basics index??? What a fucking contrived economic metric.

Looks like I'll have to turn on the heat tonight. RIP my PG&E bill. 😭

Gotta love ad server algorithms.

Mornin' everyone!

Well. I guess I'm awake now. Was watching YouTube in bed and started laughing my ass off when I watched this.

I don't get my body. I woke up at 5:30am with a craving for meatloaf.

Just finished playing The Alters. It was an interesting game, great story and emotional. But it really felt like they changed out a core gameplay mechanic near the end of development.

Sometimes all you can do is take things day by day.

The new Steam Machine looks to be pretty nifty, wondering how much they are going to price it at. But seriously, can we get past 8gb of vram being a thing? If 8gb of vram is going to stick around - the game devs and engines need to do a better job on texture cache mgmt.

The sound of rain hitting the skylights and roof is putting me back to sleep.

TFW you totally forgot you had a Costco sized box of Pocky and Tim Tams. Apparently I have a cabinet where I stash all of the dangerous carbs such as pasta and sweets 😅