I’ve run a marathon and multiple half marathons but nothing compares to the high of a DM asking so how do you want to do this?

Aw butts!! I missed my opportunity to submit for this but you should get it anyways!! You do a good thing and get a bunch of cool TTRPGs!

Two different people have said I like your shorts to me in the gym this week and I can’t tell if they’re flirting with me or if they just like Demon Slayer

Do you consider Mean Girls a Christmas movie?

Gang, I added the Heated Rivalry books to my throne wishlist and it *immediately* suggested I add a vibrator next 💀

Good morning to everyone who wishes they knew what their pet’s name for them is, and to them only.

We’re back from break and halfway to our goal! Our first $250 donated tonight is matched for @projecthopeorg.bsky.social 🖤

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PeoplesTone Color of the Year

Throwing up your hand and saying but that’s none of my business is a free action.

BREAKING NEWS: the TTRPG lover reading this right now is a cutie patootie

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Good morning to everyone who always forgets to check the weather before they leave their house, and to them only.

I've just released a NEW version of Manual of Gainful Exercise to include the Artificer and Heroes of Faerun subclasses (still free). To celebrate, I'm going to list out some amazing D&D fitness content I've come across over the years. ABSOLUTELY check these folks out! (Gym selfie for algorithm)

There is no Dungeons & Dragons without immense scheduling issues.

I legitimately do not care about anything except for Heated Rivalry right now, my algorithm knows that I am forever thankful 🙏🏼

Good morning to the yearners, and to them only.

You’re never going to fall asleep if you keep scrolling back and forth between 3 different apps.

Bard college of can’t stop singing a song in my head but I only know a few lines from the song

The cool thing about content creation is that since forcing myself to make 3 videos a day, I hate listening to the sound of voice significantly less than I used to.

I fear if the algorithm put this one your timeline it’s because you need to hear that TTRPGs aren’t a replacement for therapy and depending on how much of a dice goblin you are, therapy can actually be cheaper.

Nothing pisses me off more about my bisexuality than a period of time (right now) where I am incredibly more attracted to masculine folks than feminine folks. Queerness is not a choice WHY would I choose men? 😤

My partner and I went to bed genuinely upset after watching Heated Rivalry last night.

Good morning to everyone who has so many candles that it feels like they’ll never burn them all, but they still keep buying more, and to them only.

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Every time a man tells me there are better TTRPGs than D&D out there, a butterfly loses its wings.

Hehe sorry I responded to your ambiguously rude response with animosity. I’ve been reading comments from men tell me to harm myself and other vile things, oops

Quick question to all the subs out there who play D&D Y’all know there are classes other than cleric and warlock…right?

Bard College of just one more funny meme then I’ll stop scrolling

Gang, I’m vegan but I draw the line at making cabbage pasta.

Good morning to everyone who wants to run away and live in the mountains away from whatever is going on with this capitalistic hellscape, and to them only.

Hey gang, in an effort to try to reach the $7,500 goal, I'm extending the donation deadline to the end of the year! We're just under $5,000 to support Doctors Without Borders! Please RT 🖤

Just noticed this was up! I have a bunch of my newest games and supplements here which haven't been collected anywhere else! Donate to a good cause and get some great games!

The unholy gasp that escaped my lips when tiktok put a Pokemon marble racing live on my scroll. If you need me for the next hour, no you don't.

Good morning to everyone who loves sending their friends letters in the mail, and to them only.

Me seeing my friends being horny on main

The trivia name I’m bringing tonight to Christmas Movie Trivia is “The Grinch’s 39 and a half foot pole”

I double doggy dare you to you to be kind to yourself today, you deserve it.

It’s always I think we should split the party and never I think we should split up duties on who takes notes, who does our recap, who is bringing snacks, and who is hosting so it doesn’t always fall on the Dungeon Master

[pls share!] putting out a call because i am prepping for next year's trans rights bundle - i'm looking to focus on Idaho or Arkansas, both of which have had 10+ anti-trans bills passed this year. So - ID and AR residents, what are some local queer and trans organizations you know and trust?

Say it with me: I will not get rage baited today. I am strong willed and will scroll past the nonsense.

BREAKING NEWS: You don’t have to read the Dungeon Master Guide front to back to start DMing

Good morning to everyone who loves love, and to them only.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE ARE ONLY THREE EPISODES OUT OF HEATED RIVALRY 😭

Angry bottom, sad top is my favorite trope

How to find a D&D group that meets consistently . . . . That’s a search inquiry not an instruction

It’s always DM can I roll for investigation and never DM can I tell you how beautiful you look right now? Absolutely, stunning sitting behind your DM screen plotting away at our collective demise.

Fruits Basket is the slowest burn I’ve ever watched which has been both infuriating and has had me kicking my feet

Bard college of gassing up the homies

Me: No worries! Narrator: There were many worries.