Joe
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📍 Portland, OR Strictly pro-labor except for Kyle Juszczyk
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Kaye Ross
3 months ago
We can all say we survived a year of McKinleynomics.
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People who start their posts with "just a reminder" & then go on to say some banal bullshit about the news or politics are the true weight-bearing walls of this site. They're also a flat Venn circle with the people who are unable to take W's
3 months ago
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Checking & finding out the attractive podcast guest's age & they are in fact older than you >>
3 months ago
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Running in 2028 & the platform will be (1) not lifting a finger if foreign entities scoop up Certain People for prosecution, & (2) dogwalking tech companies on principle
3 months ago
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Just saw the most biker / o-line coded guy at Fred Meyer wearing a Fuck Trump shirt, feeling dangerously back
4 months ago
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Yesterday I heard someone call Fallout 3 the best RPG experience they've ever had & 16 hours later I'm still reeling from the depression
4 months ago
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I hope Malik Willis signs somewhere & plays well, obviously for Malik but even more for the guys putting in long shifts at the take factory pumping him up
4 months ago
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Bryan Adams doing standup comedy "Take me as I am / Take my wife"
4 months ago
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Dreamt of a FIFA (N64 era) where you can run home to your flat during halftime & I think it's a good idea
4 months ago
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Still losing it days later re: a guy in ARC Raiders screaming "come out of cover & fight me like a man," & the woman shooting him saying "I'm not a man! Misgendering me is crazy but I forgive you." The other guy immediately was like "my bad I'm sorry" & she finished popping him lol
4 months ago
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President Xi, please come take the Lombardi trophy sir
4 months ago
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While I'm glad the team I was born into has never had to do it, I do lowkey admire these teams who win Super Bowls with a bad QB. It's only happened like 5 times in history but they're the heroes keeping hope alive for like 80% of NFL franchises + fans
4 months ago
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It's beautiful symmetry that Trent Dilfer kicked off the Era of Bad Quarterbacks in the 2000 season SB & Sam Darnold is here 25 years later keeping that grand tradition alive 🥰
4 months ago
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When I get kicked off the good boi server on ARC Raiders
4 months ago
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She's not the exact same as my retired RN ma but her vibe + aura are exactly the same as my retired RN ma & it's genuinely unsettling (very good performance)
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4 months ago
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Getting 3.3 hours of legal work done before lunch
4 months ago
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Did Sparty bow out again or did I just catch the most unexpected block of all time
4 months ago
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We get this high-minded talk abt the importance of the press from the press a lot, but when they're asked why they failed—to accurately describe the actions of those in power, to avoid both-sidesing every single issue to death, etc.—we get the "what do you want us to do" smol bean defense. It wears
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4 months ago
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I remember around this time in like 2018 the NYT's top Dem nom prediction for 2020 was Oprah
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4 months ago
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Kyle Shanahan got arrested in 2005 for getting in the face of cops racially profiling Raheem Morris & afterward refused to apologize for it. Dark Woke has come to Santa Clara
www.sportskeeda.com/nfl/news-kyl...
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NFL analysts revisit Kyle Shanahan and Raheem Morris' 2005 combine arrest amid 49ers' search for new DC
San Francisco 49ers coach Kyle Shanahan is looking for a new defensive coordinator after former DC Robert Saleh was named the new Tennessee Titans head coach after just one season with the Niners.
https://www.sportskeeda.com/nfl/news-kyle-shanahan-raheem-morris-2005-nfl-combine-arrest-report-resurfaces-amid-49ers-search-new-dc
4 months ago
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There's a universe in which Marvel didn't commit the original sin (deemphasizing the X-Men) & this was averted. Danny Rand Iron Fist in MvC3? Suck my butt. Better we should have 1,000 MvC2 Marrows than this. DC danced with the ones what brought them
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4 months ago
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Kelly
4 months ago
me looting in arc rangers
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c'mon that Silly Symphony dancing skeleton short is like 100 years old
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4 months ago
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Honestly didn't remember that the shoe incident (blessings upon Muntadhar al-Zaidi) happened in *December 2008* that can't be right
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4 months ago
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Each day of communally sharing the death of beacons of pure light & joy instead of getting to communally share the death of ghouls we can celebrate being gone
4 months ago
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springfieldians
4 months ago
we often say someone was "the best to ever do it," but she was, in fact, the best to ever do it. RIP to the funniest woman who ever lived.
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Dental hygienist to my mouth today but I was okay with it bc I'm a lapsed Catholic
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4 months ago
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You peruse your Blender Magazine in your childhood bedroom. The 26-in CRT TV doesn't have cable but for some reason it gets MTV2. The chronomages sent you back a little too far, but it will all be worth it in a couple years if that guy actually hits Bush with his shoe this time
4 months ago
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Genuinely one of the weirdest guys
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4 months ago
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The most recent Dogist videos have been noticeably better re: keeping the focus on the dog & dog owner, so I must credit Dogist for doing a great job of Listening To Me
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4 months ago
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Acquiring the moniker "Concentrationkamp Perez" should be a career ender for just about anybody, let's see if it can overcome the power of Local Horny Vote
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4 months ago
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ECH
4 months ago
And people say journalism is dead
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There's a 30+ minute video on YouTube which investigates whether Daria is in the Beavis & Butt-Head universe 🔍
4 months ago
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4 months ago
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4 months ago
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Heading into my big negotiation. Anchoring impossibly low so that when they whittle my position down to nothing, I can look them straight in the eye & say "okay"
4 months ago
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There are obviously going to be more examples as the years roll on, but the Red Letter Media guys have done a creditable job of modeling how to age with some dignity
4 months ago
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Well we're either going to see a kid get prematurely crowned as the forever-MVP or we're going to see the worst QB to win a Super Bowl since Trent Dilfer. Choose your fighter
4 months ago
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Maybe the weirdest type of guy is the "Tom Brady has actually gotten good at this" guy
4 months ago
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They're calling it the least watchable Super Bowl
4 months ago
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Zero possible way the Patriots blow this but let's see how hard they try
4 months ago
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@shake1n1bake.bsky.social
Have you seen this blog of a guy going through the SMAC quotes / techs one by one? I've really been enjoying it in my downtime
paeantosmac.wordpress.com/2015/02/17/i...
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Introduction
“Therefore the Lord God sent him forth from the garden of Eden. He drove out the man; and he placed at the east of the garden of Eden Cherubim, and a flaming sword which turned every way, to …
https://paeantosmac.wordpress.com/2015/02/17/introduction/
4 months ago
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Guy taking state-funded murders as an opportunity to wag his finger at you for not voting hard enough. Very cool!
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4 months ago
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IG Reels last night showed me that clip of Yasiin Bey laughing it up over "Rap Snitch Knishes" & you know what IG Reels credit to you, I'm never sad to see that
4 months ago
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The thought of activating Push Mode in public with people screaming at me like it's under 2 min in the 4th of Vikings / Packers gives me hives, which is a long way of saying this brings me great joy
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4 months ago
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Aging into seeing your father become the guy who responds to every low-effort "Who in here love they wife fr?" post >>>
4 months ago
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Flew too close to the sun & made a Hegelian dialectics joke in the boys chat
4 months ago
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Correct Opinion Haver
4 months ago
Can’t wait to skeet “Donald Trump smells like a 7-Eleven hot dog left of the roller grill too long” and then get disappeared by the secret police
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An ARC wrecked my shit just outside of the extraction point with just minutes to go, & a random stranger helped me inside to safety & healed me (Clinton lip bite & thumb thing) that's real America
4 months ago
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This is the mentions of that German woman who cosplays as Magik & anime mechs
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