Rotom Wand

>you will never be turned into a marble statue of a greek or roman goddess >you will never know the immense pleasure of feeling your entire body slowly petrify and turn into pure marble as you become a piece of artwork what's even the fuckin point in life

gen z has been *wiggles hand* 13-16 for the past 10 years. it is unknown when they'll hit what researchers are calling the "millenial cliff" where they immediately become 70. i will continue trying to not care about this manufactured culture war that's shoved in my face every day.

Panty or Stocking? 🩷💙🪽

Interesting interview in Playboy with transgender adult content creators. People often point to Pornhub stats showing trans content is more popular than ever as a contradiction, as if political and sexual objectification were ever mutually exclusive

hey look a fun history lesson!

Persist against all odds

enby girlthing goes to doctor, says she is depressed. doctor says 'i have the cure: the famous shitposter, princess viola, is in town. go and read some of her shitposts, they always bring a laugh' enby girlthing looks at doctor and says 'but doctor, i am princess viola'

Good advice

many use cases for this one 🙂‍↕️

The dream honestly

i dont want to quote tweet a big thread off other ppl but im sharing my art and nationality

evergreen

Mario 3 was around the same time as this interview so I can only assume that he considers this secret the same as missionary sex

Steam community: “Can we play as a male character?” Me (indie dev in this economy): “Best I can do is sentient tofu.”

Globalists is like, an immediate red flag lol. Nobody is being coy when they use that term

"Bimbos Against Capitalism" Seen in Athens, Greece

"con el tiempo dejarás de ser tan de izquierdas" yo, cada año que pasa:

get weirder 🫵

maybe more people should get on estrogen and put on 50 pounds

#pokemon カナリィとムク

DIY fearmongering is so pervasive that it took me years of suffering through insufficient hormone levels to even begin questioning my doctor because "HRT is complicated and my doctor knows what he's talking about, I'm just doing something wrong" by not having the energy to take my dose

no cops in my head includes going AWOOGA to this

dr who fucking died for me when they added the time travel bullshit to the show.

Being forced to be apolitical in my own assessment of my transness when I know for a fact that ideological forces are trying to influence my ability to accept my transness and make decisions about transitioning feels harmful to me

pop candy and wine based sauce can be burger ingredients if you're far enough into the head cop removal and you're not a coward.

How the fuck are ppl bootlicking for free

offlinecore with a drunk aesthetic moment

shit like pilk is important because its an incredible inoffensive, otherwise mid flavored "I mixed two things you normally don't" drink, but that helps you spit in the face of whatever cop in your head polices how you're supposed to prepare and consume food and drink

i really don't think d city rock gets enough recognition for how much it slaps www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiX2...

farty rock anthem

forcing @autumnbutterfly.fruitbowl.systems to listen to the song of my people is always hilarious youtu.be/ZM6O9l5Gm8g

Looks like @fabikachu.bsky.social has his night, body, and identity stolen and now Rouge is ready for a special night in the city with Rouge~ #Transformation #GenderTransformation #CharacterTransformation #Twinning #Sonic #MentalChanges

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fight for what you can fight for. that's all i can really say about today.

I think there has been a collective failure to recognise evil as something to be opposed, rather than something to be disagreed with or negotiated with. We're all waking up to the fact now that, no, some principles have to be sacrosanct and protected, or they simply get diluted and washed away.

i think all transphobes should be thrown into volcanoes

Bringing a beer bottle, sock and a lighter to an Ozempic factory or a datacenter, for no reason at all

Acting human is a conformist puritan concept that was meant to regulate people from acting the animals they want to be. Personhood is there, regardless of behavior.