i'd like to thank Handler Tau for the alternative punishment i received tonight, and apologise again for talking back to Her. i deserved discipline and im so so happy She saw fit to give it to me, even if im going to be sore for the rest of the night. 💜🥹

things My voice has been described as by other people: - pretty - hot - dangerous - not a descriptor: "oh my god" - a cognitohazard - built for hypno - evil one of My dogs has been actively *warning* people who might end up in vc with Me about the sound of My voice and they all go "she was right"

she's saying this is a lie and she "got lucky" but ill keep it a buck, i just handed her elfball and she played it perfectly for the Finale of Devastation -> Craterhoof finisher, i didnt help her at all im gonna show up to FNMs and send her Off The Leash soon 💜

how's it feel being worse than marcie at something? don't you feel really pathetic, hex?

I do not understand the norminoid internet's disgust with the muzzle of a furry you do realize every blowjob is a deepthroat and a tonguejob as far as you're concerned if they have a muzzle, right? do you just not like high quality dome or something?

marathon is low-key potentially the most fun game I've played this year @marciemusing.bsky.social thank you for the birthday present <3

fun fact, I carry a chain leash around in My coat pocket every time I leave the house

breaking: girl writes amazing story and then is surprised when people like it

Welp. Somehow you crazy fuckers did it. I'm just gonna go die in a corner now, mkay? Mkay. 😵‍💫🫠

The two sides of Story Side-A: Ah, welcome to my humble abode, it's so wonderful to see you here! Please, allow me to make you comfortable, and we can discuss matters of politics, prose and philosophy over a nice cup of coffee. Side-B: jfjnkskckwjfncj hiiii caan i hulmp uyor boots

SICKOS YES

fun fact, I carry a chain leash around in My coat pocket every time I leave the house

mission successful. i’m Her wallet. ♡

I've been staring at this for an hour or so and I genuinely cannot parse this because of the lack of the subject. I know why I compare myself to computers

Civilization is a death machine that reproduces itself exclusively by rape. We can only find meaning and authenticity by shedding our armor and committing to eternal war against all authority.

Gwyn would be the cuck who refuses the term in order to call herself a mastermind, denies that she is experiencing any pleasure from it at all, leak pre, and then beat the shit out of a hound in order to never have to examine those feelings Hazie would have the gayest cottage wedding on the planet

The mythical reciprocative parasocial relationship: two popular internet dommes, each madly in love with the other, obsessively stalking one another, but both assuming their idol is too popular and successful to ever pay attention to them

anyway, since all of My hounds have already seen these, I suppose the rest of you lot deserve a treat as well

I'm a dog, not a domme! However 😈 It sure is tempting with these shiny new boots of mine to go doggy leather dyke on some poor thing. The idea of some pretty thing on her knees in front of me, slowly sinking into trance as she shines my boots in pretty little circles? It sure gets my tail wagging

You think you can call yourself a "Hound"? You? A miserable, crying, mewling, whimpering disgrace? You really think you can be trusted to kill for your Handler? You really think you've earned a place at Her side? The only place you belong is in a muzzle under a boot - a *real* Hound's boot.

The dykeposting will continue until morale improves or I stop dressing like this, whichever comes first. This is a threat ✨

marcie is one of the best at worshipping! the best runt/granddog ever

yeah whargever, go read BARHOUND right now it's one of the best short stories in the space and I fucking adore story for writing it

So for a bit of context; My parents dragged me out to the middle of nowhere when I was 14 to live a delusional cottagecore life despite my protests regarding my disability and their declining health. We spent thousands repairing a massive house we bought on foreclosure that has stupid high cont...

literally never in My life did I think I would spend three whole hours getting horny about writing and formatting a google doc

I've had a jump in the number of followers recently, so I figured I'd repost this with some context My wife and I are currently homeless, we got kicked out of My parents' place about a month ago we're trying really hard to get money together, but our situation is not ideal anything helps us a lot

It’s a Really Cool Person’a Birthday Today, so why not give them the gift of stability and security? Gods knows they deserve it. Toss a few bucks their way, won’t ya?

IT'S HANDLERS BIRTHDAY TODAAAAYYYY give Her the gift of security and happiness and a few bucks if you can afford it 💜💜💜

I finally started watching chainsaw man with @apenpuppy.bsky.social and we've only watched EP1 but so far it is PEAK hooooly

literally never in My life did I think I would spend three whole hours getting horny about writing and formatting a google doc

just spent like an hour and a half drafting a protocol/rules master document for My hounds and unironically got so horny about it this is that hot bureaucrat shit I was talking about

work all done. time to go buy a collar. for Her 💜😖

incredibly and unequivocally based, Mal

If rape is the violation of agency and bodily autonomy then yes, that's what The State is.

in my defense,, no, i've got nothing,

To be loved like this is to know what it means to be truly enveloped in something bigger, grander, more all-consuming than yourself. To be loved so deeply and uncompromisingly that it changes you, because that love will just keep asking for more, and you will just keep giving it. You are loved. ⛓️❤️

anyway, since all of My hounds have already seen these, I suppose the rest of you lot deserve a treat as well

talking about marking with hexxy and I proposed an idea she *really* seems to enjoy 🤭

talking about marking with hexxy and I proposed an idea she *really* seems to enjoy 🤭

As a trans person, if you have any ability to take advantage of nepotism you should do it

“this literally means nothing,” i mumble, clicking post. “you fucking idiot.”

Legion Candidate, Chapter 2, now public! Ilina and Krystyn are sent to retrieve the freshly dead. Hell is an idyllic commie suburb. Ao3: archiveofourown.org/works/772718... Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/legion...

Never forget: The Problem With Inertia is the coolest mech in mechsploitation.

polyamorous cause i love my girlfriend and adderall

I need to start roller skating again, god I miss it swimming too, but that one is more difficult

This that shit Sigma was delusionally spouting in BDN

"Thank you for holding me accountable" is a really excellent thing for a finsub to reply after being told they haven't been sending enough money

okay enough sadposting for Me IT'S MY DOG'S BIRTHDAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY @apenpuppy.bsky.social I LOVE YOU SO MUCH PUPPYWIFE

can someone tell Me that it's okay to be the way that I am? I think I need that right now

haha, that's a great set of hearts you got on your sleeve there! how does it feel, knowing that nobody will ever make it all the way to yours? the fact that all anyone will ever know of you is the surface, maybe a little past it if you're both lucky?