Reminding my super sexy boy @himbobrite.bsky.social about bicep jail😈

They say imitation is a highest form of flattery. When a bigger company is [inspired] by your designs that’s a compliment, right? So, by popular demand the TEAM POLE, TEAM HOLE, & MVP t-shirts are 20% off until 07/26. Even added new colors. Get yours now. #HimboStuff himbostuff.com/collections/...

Figured why not. Don’t worry, I’ll still post smut on main. The alt may just carry the load bearing share of it. #HimbHole #MuscleKunt

I do love a running train train🚅

Ok…here ya go 🕳️ #HimboHole

I’m so Brite…my parents called me son. ☀️ #Himbo

The Summer programming is going big this year. This seasons plot is getting interesting. First, out of the blue, Graham. Now possibly McConnell next (if not already). I’m thinking by the big summer finale it may be the Orange one.

Shoulders (and Arms) Saturday! 💪💪 #JustAHimbo

I think we just saw the origin point of Onslaught.

They say imitation is a highest form of flattery. When a bigger company is [inspired] by your designs that’s a compliment, right? So, by popular demand the TEAM POLE, TEAM HOLE, & MVP t-shirts are 20% off until 07/26. Even added new colors. Get yours now. #HimboStuff himbostuff.com/collections/...

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Today on #ButtStuff with your favorite himbo…

A friend of mine found these three kittens behind a Bay Area gas station. They are tame, vaccinated, and incredibly affectionate. Unfortunately, she's unable to keep them and I'm trying to find them a home. They are at risk of going to a shelter. Bay Area people, are you open to adopting?

Absolute Queen! #Winning #LivingHerBestLife

When popular gay fashion manages to influence even the most cis straight hetero sport out there.

Me: Golf probably doesn’t have a huge gay following because it’s athletic wear is some of the most unsexy gear out there. Golf:

When someone criticizes you for confusing to, two, and too or you’re and your, or spelling something wrong, just remember the word OK came about from the misspelling “oll korrect” (all correct) and gained public popularity due to a Boston newspaper and Martin Van Buren. #ItsWhatTheYoutsAreSaying

tax the rich but also make each of them walk down a runway where they get an extra tax if i think their outfit is ugly

Am I the only one that thinks this sounds like a sex position or kink? #LetsDoTheDirtyDew

Who wants to do butt stuff with me? #HumpDay #LegsAndGlutesDay #Himbo

Golden by Hunter/X vs Rain On Me by Lady Gaga/Ariana Grande (The Golden Shower remix) 👑💦

Rain by Madonna vs Here Comes the Rain Again by Eurythmics vs It’s Raining Men by The Weather Girls vs Rain On Me by Lady Gaga/Ariana Grande (Torrential Storm remix)

Even himbos posses layers

Back to the grind in the ATL. Tri-ing not to miss @georgemafredas.bsky.social and NYC

Ok, but this song got me. And i don’t care what the negative Nancy’s say. It was a perfect fit for the scene, if you understand what was being conveyed. youtube.com/watch?v=qF9e...

This week’s featured shirt is BEST DAYS. Get 20% off this design until midnight Sunday. Discount applied automatically. Three new colors have just been added. Now with 5 options. #HimboStuff himbostuff.com/products/bes...

My upcoming book is absolutely packed to the brim with em dashes—more em dashes than any well-adjusted human being could possibly need or want—and if any of you tries to claim they are the result of some soulless LLM rather than my own unhinged compulsion I will fight you.

Happy 4th ❤️🤍💙 Anyone wanna shoot their fireworks with me? 🧨🎇🎆💦

Happy Anniversary @wildgaboys2.bsky.social! 15 years and counting. The adventures are more beautiful with you at my side. Thank you for all that you are! I love you so much 🥰😘🫂

Planning for your flight by arriving at the airport 4 hours prior, to allot for a cavity search, because you’re locked and plugged. 🔒🔌 #SubmissiveSlut #JustAHole

Wake up babe, new bots just dropped

Flo Rida performing at 47’s State Fair just confirms he’s the Kid Rock of Rap/Hip Hop.

I know Pride month just ended, but plenty of cities still have their festivals ahead, and LGBTQIA+ people should celebrate themselves year round. I made these years ago and shared them on other platforms, but I don’t think I have done so here, til now.

If they do ever get a Straight Pride month my toxic trait is going to be asking conservative heterosexual couples “So, how does it even work? Which of you is the man, and which of you is the other man?”

Since it’s my birthday, let’s turn this into a DM party 🥵😈

For whom the dumps cum

For those unable to load these pics, please do not hesitate to let the BSky devs know how unacceptable that is, and you demand compensation for grief and trauma.

Sneering Odium sounds like a great alt rock/punk band name

Holy shit I have actual clear photo of a UFO and I'm posting it exclusively on blue sky

Images not loading…on #FCF? It’s a hate crime, nothing less

THE REPLICATORS ARE TOSSING PIZZAS OF EVERY SIZE SHAPE AND VARIETY ACROSS THE PROMENADE

Letting @georgemafredas.bsky.social have his cake, and eat it too

Is anyone else having issues with images loading right now?

Now that Pride month has come and gone for another year, what are the top contenders for current discourse? I have a topic: Mayonnaise is in fact disgusting, in addition to being basic.

Today is day 2 of celebrating independence from cumming! Put your cage check below

For the month of Gay Wrath I have built an army of himbo clones. #HimboBrite #TheColorKids

I wrote about the Supreme Court's latest disgusting anti-trans ruling. I wrote about it because I refuse to act like taking away constitutional rights and allowing legal discrimination is okay just because it's happening to people who don't poll well in a diner in Ohio. In @thenation.com

Reminder that #PlanetFitness hates its customers, but loves their money. Just told at a Manhattan branch that my tank top is not permitted workout attire. A tank top I’ve worn countless times at other locations, and regularly at my home branch.

Got to give it to Dominos for a top tier shit post.

Supportive.