body poses here are giving medieval manuscript

his favorite spot recently

gucci mane with his odie chain

today at work they asked me to take the news off of the tvs and put flowers and shit on there instead

behold

i made a hermit crab after my own heart using @resprite.bsky.social

i wish i could be a duck or anything else, really - just happened to see a duck when i typed this

may garf have mercy on us all

good evening

no eyes (cannot see)

shaved my beard off today and whenever i see my reflection i get startled

the best part about a big mac is how it falls apart as soon as you pick it up

in metal shop in high school our teacher let us make ninja stars but we had to call them decorative stars

boy are my chemicals imbalanced

only hits homers so he doesn't have to run

garf

off to work

internet just went out again so i guess it's time to go to bed

he's being judgemental

my day

my favorite boomer habit is them telling you exactly what time it is on a voicemail

i'm mr sleepy

trying to find snacks i may have forgotten about

yes

here he comes

lol oh man

There's a 40% sale on INPRNT nowww www.inprnt.com/gallery/dsam...

i love him rubbing his face on that big roll of fiberglass

i love him rubbing his face on that big roll of fiberglass

Garfield digivolutions (11/2021)

can confirm

super shout out to @dsoart.com for my new pfp Garfiel, pastor of jowls!! "Mondays are not native to the world - they are but a contrivance"

news is awful post a godzilla

"Lego Island" has a web port now! isle.pizza

chewy delivery

happy birthday, garfield

computer companion

smashing mood

when i was a kid my grandma got me a toy metal detector for christmas and i kept putting it on her knee replacements