HOUND. ATTENTION. ...I'm not going to lie to you, dog, Handler fucked up real bad in the group chat last night, absolutely clowned on hardcore. From now on you are to answer to "Houmb." Yes. That was a typo that was made. It's also a new name that must be responded to. Understand?

To all my many fans and admirers: if you ever wish to make fanart of my OCs, whether it's SFW or NSFW, feel free! You can always check in with me if you're unsure about something. Also if you wanna check out my lewd art go here: @spicycath.bsky.social.

i have needs

reminded of these comic panels every once in a while

It’s 2026. Why are people trying to bring back or rehab ‘futa’ especially if you’re like, a North American or something. Zero cool, zero eroticism, zero appeal

yeah I'm doing my transition as a roguelike, it keeps it fresh Every month when I get my prescription I get to pick one of three effects

I appreciate the asker got so excited at the idea of their question they could only manage one word

I have made a new Character! Her name is Misha. She works as a space mech hauler in the Cosmic Exploration Initiative.

Kirara 💙

me fr fr captures the emotion expertly

pervert questions are allowed as well :) alterspring.org/@frogcass

lrp syncing up two girls' bomb collars so their beeps harmonise (and you only have to carry one remote 😌)

consider a bomb collar as the next, new big accessory for the girlie-pop in your life. fashionable AND enriching

Scrolling the ads on my phone looking for that Shampoo that turns you into Panel 3 of a 4 part TGTF sequence

With Love, Tex. 🖤

the humble lesbian pervert

I hope you liked all the vampire posting today, I was really channelling my inner @leaftilde.bsky.social

Its the perfect plan. Now all we need to do is lock in

Girls. You deserve better than an AI keyholder. Christ. Find any other girl on here and mail your keys to her. You won't regret mailing your only set of keys to a friend.

Lubing up a robotgirl's dick with WD40 to give her a handjob

average transition timeline Unhappy guy with no light in his eyes on a missing poster Happiest girl in the world with smeared makeup and duct tape over her mouth

Failgirl vampire who reeeeealllyyyy wants to come in for your date but you won't tell her she can come in without debasing herself on the doorstep. Telling her to strip and fold her clothes on the porch before you'll say she can enter your house. Watching her squirm as passerbys ogle her.

censored words in screencaps bug me sorry lol

Giga old art about waking up as a vampire. #art #illustration

hang on I gotta balance out all the Vampire posting Uhhhhh werewolf girl with a silver chastity cage

NEET Vampire roommate who is way too friendly with your girlfriend... Your girlfriend who is dressing more goth... and turning down daytime dates... and staring at your neck...

I wonder how things are going for the femshep who looks like Bailey Jay. I hope she's well :)

Failgirl vampire bringing a date back to her apartment Date: I thought vampires lived in mansions Vampire: I’m not a nepo baby! I don’t have the same access as a Dracula. Now shut up and let me drink your blood Date: ehhhh I was sorta just in it for the mansion

vampire getting feminized by drinking his trans girl roommate's blood

NEET Vampire roommate who is constantly behind on rent but every time you go to confront her you wake up in her room, light-headed and unsure about what you wanted to talk to her about.

Cum on glasses/clothes: terrible to deal with. Also really hot

average transition timeline Unhappy guy with no light in his eyes on a missing poster Happiest girl in the world with smeared makeup and duct tape over her mouth

"𝔸𝕣𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕤𝕥𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖?" Yeah... I feel that girly. Don't worry, I'll protect you, scared little turret

"How it managed a leap like that, Kione will never know. The way it screams as it comes at her almost stops her heart." Fanart for RESCUE HOUND by @yuriposting.bsky.social ! :3

Really good use of the "clone of the hero" trope 10/10 idea

Supervillain stunting on her rival by creating a quantum duplicate of her that just loves the taste of villain cum sooo much that she'd do anything for it~

gay little shorts circa 2023. 🎨 @agitato-art.bsky.social #whoalesky

When a respectable moot likes one of your sicko posts.

The idea that giving a character a revealing outfit finally makes them "sexy" is so funny to me. Everyone loves Sellen, a woman who is covered head to ankle, or Blaidd, a wolfman with a huge furred cloak his full armor set.

If I was Mashymre I wouldn’t be wasting my life on Shangri-La chasing after kids I’d be wasting my life at Haman’s feet. Jesus dude you are fumbling HARD

I was pretty cold on ZZ Gundam but I'm finally all in Haman Karn in the trans dress Mashymre kneeling at her feet His extended ogle of her tits This is EVERYTHING to me

99/100 times out of ten when I see a character in art labeled a twink, it’s like, you could say this is a woman and change nothing about the art itself but it would immediately become waaaaaay better. Same with big burly masked/helmeted guys

if jar jar binks had breasts and was in knights of the old republic it might look a little something like this

Estrogen would have saved Her Her

Estrogen would have saved Her Her

As it gets hotter and hotter, I think more and more about shaving my head down to a buzz

Painted my nails today and I was told I look like a high class whore I only smiled as I continued to drain their bank account