Listen pal the only thing I'm tucking are my quirky button-ups

Polyamory propaganda for today: Dating 3 people means you can pool together the tickets you earn at the PTCG regional to get a 5'11" life size furret

doing tricks on it that would fool God

TWO DAYS AGO???

im like if they made a wifeguy a girl!!! went on a date with the magnificent @doggirl.net to go see @bigrickystyle.bsky.social's dope ass art, then we got burger and plotted future schemes like conniving eunuchs 🥰🥰🥰 im so lucky i cant believe i get to love her forever 🥰🥰🥰

Tom Clancy's Hint of Lime

"Chase the Stray, Pull the Thread" (Poetry, 2025) A poem about lost memories, and the journey to remember them. Additional context in the replies.

Tom Clancy's Hint of Lime

sick as a dog and fetch like one too 🐶❤️🖤

I cannot imagine where or what I'd be right now without you two. @transgendeer.bsky.social 💜 @doggirl.net

"We are like the dreamer who dreams and then lives inside the dream." - David Lynch A poem I wrote on my lunch break, with themes of autonomy. How it burgeons, how it dies. Both bodily autonomy - "movement" being literal as someone who struggles with chronic pain & disability - and social autonomy.

WHY did they make pacman talk in the pacman world 2 remake WHAT does he possibly need to say

Life is like crazy taxi bc I need u to take me to levi jeans

my wife keeps finding people that look like her for a doppelgängbang

bro zoinked off da trashie!!

I'm poly so I have more people to borrow money from!! #sportsbettingFTW #DraftKings

9 volt wario ware is canonically filipino did u know

I love that I mostly hang out with nerdy trans girls up here so I can always be the first person to show them Stephen A and Skip Bayless reviewing the dark knight

gimme the skeet boy and cream my hole, i wanna get lost in ur cock and balls and sniff away.... 😌☁️ ...god knows I miss him. Remember kids, if he's still alive dont forget to call your father and tell him what he means to you this sunday. tell them u love them when u can, not when u think u should 🙏

you know the hangout is going well when they leave a review of your vibes on your thigh

I love all my fans 🥰🥰🥰

this is my live laugh love

imo no one is "Too Hot" for 4 strips a toast some crinkle cut fries and a damn Soda but some people would rather cancel me than hear the truth!!

Yeah my special interest is the bag

Girls love me because I'm having productive coughs at the club

god bless The Hamborgler

Francis Borg Coppola and I had a great FWA. I thrived and celebrated my birthday like hell 🎉❤️ forever grateful for my friends and lovers

all of you need a closer relationship to god

trans rights

Yeah ok

Taking home the win from a local 1k :3 My opps were all chill and made my experience! Def enjoying Tera Box and look forward to announcing more Torrential Pumps!

just asked lil bro to do the dishes and he hit me with this 5 minutes later wtf am i sposed to do

*Dearth Vader voice* Luke, I need 4 dollars

missing my longer hair tbh

Dressing for the job I want (Member of the Elite Four)

Trans women are DIFFERENT I walked into the office and she's DECKBUILDING in a harness????? @transgendeer.bsky.social

she Grippin my Peter, bout to make me a family guy 😩 Glory to God! 1 like = 1 prayer 🙏🏼✝️ 🛐 #strengthinchrist💪

So true ‼️

They should make vodka redbulls free, and on tap in every home

New haircut + the bestie

told my family I want to eat more vegetarian meals and they said I have a lentil illness :/

happy tdov i probably have to ask for money again this month to survive so if you are able to send me anything it is highly appreciated [email protected] v-drgnearrings ca-drgnearrings

UPMC, the largest healthcare insurer in Western PA, just forced one of their surgeons to deny top surgery to a trans patient at the last moment due to Trump's Jan. 28th anti-trans executive order. This kind of wicked cowardice is deeply fucking abhorrent. www.pghcitypaper.com/news/under-p...

Ace Hardware secret menu kinda got some bangers... 😳

I said yes!!!!! 💍🐶❤️🐻 @mayami-vice.bsky.social

I said yes!!!!! 💍🐶❤️🐻 @mayami-vice.bsky.social

Tonight we turning the Cash Cab into the Fake Taxi‼️‼️‼️