Put your foreskin on the phone

"whats the name of that rapper you like, mpreg mafia or something" im dying

there is a novel solution to the whole payment processor crisis but no one is ready to hear about it

getting rhetorically dogwalked by this administration is like losing a game of checkers to a hamster, it's embarassing

smile for the camera 🦭

i love that everyone on here thinks the fed is somehow aware of, and cares about, furry art, when this isn't the endpoint of a years long conservative campaign about political orgs being 'debanked'. come on guys. www.cato.org/policy-analy...

the sober truth is that no amount of empty "tax the rich! free college! unionize!" is going to fix the principle issue of our time - there is not enough housing being built where people want to live. everything is downstream of that. everything.

marathon has the best aesthetics of any game i’ve ever played. deeply reminiscent of neotokyo source. i’m going to be obsessed with this.

rehab -> NA -> the twelve steps really do get you by the neck, honest to god -> go to a Korean church for about eight months -> i remember how many "same sex interactions" i had and liked it -> had some more and continued to like it -> stopped going to korean church and mellowed out over time

i'm spending too much time in figma mapping everyone's polycules

seeing the most gorgeous mcm table pair and i'm doing everything in my power to acquire them

phenomenon i like to refer to as kpop - funko conservatism, where lowbrow pop culture (think people that only listen to top 40) and lowbrow nerd culture (funko pops) create a lens of outward interpretation onto the world through their fandom's values, which are uniquely socially conservative

ASMR Mutual Masturbation with the Trader Joe's Cashier

enjoying wikigatcha

first thing i do walking into my friend’s apartment

Third place finisher in the TXSen Dem primary:

TXSen: Hunt overperforming, Cornyn underperforming; Crockett underperforming with a lower same-day vote proportion compared to early vote. Likely GOP runoff, anything could happen. I'd be happier to be Talarico than Crockett at this point in the night.

bought underscores tickets when i would have been at the monthly all hands. perfect day one unemployment

The aforementioned New Deer is here (by @knives4cats.bsky.social tysm, you always kill it with your art)

on Iran: de-escalation is unlikely. the Gulf seems fairly unified in following through on regime change Iran is rivalling the Taliban and 1990s Iraq for 'worst fucking strategic decisionmaking in history' over the last two years

what happened to harvest moon howl fest actually

Seixas on the cover of L'Equipe after his win at the Ardèche classic. Destroyed a peloton consisting of Jan Christen (who just won AlUla), Lenny Martinez, Matteo Jorgenson, Romain Grégoire, etc - he doesn't even turn 20 until September.

this is what happens when you ask me about cycling

Omloop was today and I'm so excited that CYCLING IS BACK www.youtube.com/watch?v=JG_s...

negatively polarized against the word “folks”

some of my favorite photos of myself

everyone on here crying about mountains of shit that does not matter in the slightest need to shut the fuck up and care about the single thing that does matter more than anything else right now:

my enduring axiom is "it's a big world out there, man" and that you need to look outward, not inward, to understand things you don't get on a first pass. you have to give some deference to other people in this world, if you don't? your world will stay small enough for just you to fit in it.

i forgot how much this sucked

sotu update: trump is yelling into the mic like divine at the end of multiple maniacs. instead of the lobster, its the mens olympic hockey team

seems about right

turn that immanuel kant into immanuel can

welcome back ten day keflex prescription

forgot the french word for diarrhea in conversation so i uneloquently had to go "faire diarrhea" in the middle of whole foods. i get home and look up the translation. it's just diarrhée. fuck my stupid anglophone life

what's going on in peru

oc-media.org/a-quiet-cree... “over the past ten years, the number Ossetian speakers in North Ossetia has decreased by almost 43,000 people, of Kumyk in Daghestan by 63,000, and of Avar by 80,000, despite the fact that the populations of these peoples are growing.”

no little german boy don’t log onto kick dot com little german boy: oh nein das looksmaxxer macht bonemashing in der Stripteaselokal

belt to fucking ass dude nice

it doesn't matter how hot you are, put the fucking toilet seat down before taking a mirror selfie

work done for @popstar.bsky.social !! the critters outside the record store!

on the subject of: doing a “tax strike”

Space is the place!!! 🎶🎤🛸 #Furry #FurryArt

Gucci Mane has released sixteen studio albums and seventy-one mixtapes since 2001.

industry is such a chaotic show

no, i love my creative output, i just didn't think it would happen at 2am