bro. i was right. that claymore hurt me.

“miku binder safeword” is a phrase i never expected to put together

if i hear you going "i'm not going to hurt you" in prox chat followed by the ping of a claymore placement, i do believe you are going to hurt me, with that claymore, and more

sobbing over the joi license plate i saw with @knives4cats.bsky.social

avoided calling it nut water for like 80% of the hike

someone in a group chat was trying to spell curmudgeon and just wrote “cumdungeon” open the schools

but what if he is

medfet scene but i'm arguing with your receptionist about the copay

if you have a cat i am 500% more likely to crash on your couch

rage baiter? don't you grip it harder when you're angry?

Zohran's ability to communicate both the intricate nature of legislative practice, and how legislation translates into governance, needs to be picked up by the party at large. It's nearly perfect - nothing else to build on here. www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDgY...

"i've got priors" is the best excuse for anything ever

I do think there is a notable 'Palestine derangement syndrome' that peaked in mid-2024 throughout mainsteam politics, but then you get stuff like this were ideological holdouts have found new and inventive ways to traffic antisemitism

I've spent a lot of time in countries where graft and grifting are the norm and I assure you it is worth a truly immense cost to prevent that from taking hold in our society. You do not want to live in that kind of society.

i love her. and her orb

being a toddler at a baseball game must be the closest experience to an alien abduction we could experience

go work out drunk. it’s awesome. you feel superhuman. just don’t trust that fart.

Decision Desk HQ projects the VA Congressional Redistricting Referendum will Pass. While No currently has the lead, based on the location and size of the remaining vote, Yes will take the lead as soon as the remaining counties report. #DecisionMade: 8:25 PM EDT

Insanely tight race

Polling reliably telling us what should be a self evident axiom: Stupid internet personalities are niche, not effective as a surrogate for a cause or party, and generally worth ignoring or disavowing given their provacative and anti-social nature. This goes for nearly all of them.

going to my job

you are danish? that is so brave

baseball terrorist craig kimbrel

Breaking: HHS’s ban on gender-affirming care is struck down. Rarely have I read a ruling this sharply worded. “This case is one of a long list of examples of how a leader’s wanton disregard for the rule of law causes very real harm to very real people.” www.advocate.com/politics/nat...

shinzo abe took land acknowledgements out of pokémon that’s why he got done like that

taking a lime scooter 40 down madison watching the cum fly off my pants like im using a dyson blowdrier

i found the alien child playing with pvc pipe video

checking my fantasy baseball team during the orgy

perfect blue asks an important question about the nature of celebrity: if you get canceled in your dream do you get canceled in real life

if there’s not a moomin in your house i don’t trust you

if you live in cap hill, this guy in an 09 silver toyota fj cruiser tried to run me down on pine & 14th (in front of dingfelder’s), then rounded the block to try and fight me while trying every slur imaginable to spike my cortisol. if you see this guy in the wild, he will try to fight you. CWF8796

people think looksmaxxing is larp but what do you think your gua sha routine actually is if not microdosing bonesmashing? lets be honest

Democrats have done well in specials & it's a blue-leaning seat, so Mejia is favored. But Mejia's progressive views place her to the left of this district, so it'll be interesting to see how well she performs vs. the 2024 presidential baseline. votes.decisiondeskhq.com/races/608322

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gq7z... truly i understand this show now

if you live in cap hill, this guy in an 09 silver toyota fj cruiser tried to run me down on pine & 14th (in front of dingfelder’s), then rounded the block to try and fight me while trying every slur imaginable to spike my cortisol. if you see this guy in the wild, he will try to fight you. CWF8796

Jeremiah Jackson signed his grand slam ball, “Sorry, homie,” and gave it to Craig Albernaz

Orioles manager Craig Albernaz suffered a broken jaw and at least seven cheek fractures from the foul ball that struck his face

It's election night, and we're tracking over two dozen local elections in California, Delaware, Florida, and New Mexico. Follow along at Votes throughout the night: votes.decisiondeskhq.com

this is my baby boy named phenylephrine

saying goodbye to the gigantic snot baby that’s been living in my sinus cavity for the last 48 hours as i stick the pressure washer up my nose while my building’s super isn’t looking

everyone is familiar with german autism but no one is prepared for “you will sit in a room alone while everyone else eats dinner without you” swedish autism

WONDERFUL WOUT WINS PARIS ROUBAIX DREAMS DO COME TRUE

microdosing touching the stove by crawling into the microwave

if we were in a time loop would you let me hit

bought a bootleg dvd in cal an now i’m watch the armenian digital circus

guys come on

perfect franchise

a continuance of this: going further left (using that as an example because of this site’s target pop) doesn’t mean “better” or “more correct” - there’s plenty of things left wing perspectives get completely wrong, and plenty of left wing policy that makes things unambiguously worse

ohhh robby

"how often do you think the reenactors get together" i love her dude shes perfect