Happy 50th Birthday to my favorite Bluesky model (and person) @alleysofmpls.bsky.social!

I can’t wait to see this movie! www.nytimes.com/2025/10/23/s...

Hi! I’m doing a fundraiser for @alleysofmpls.bsky.social since he’s not getting paid right now and there’s no end in sight to this shutdown nonsense. Let’s help him out!

This is what democracy looks like. #NoKings

It’s always the ones you most suspect…

He’s obviously an asshole, but all the dickhead ass kissers standing behind him nodding and acting like he’s not spouting nonsense asshole shit make me want to tear my hair out. What are we even doing?

You can not ever convince me that the things I learned in school, church, or by just being a person in the world are wrong. Treat others as you want to be treated, Nazis are bad, vaccines are good, the police aren’t there to protect you, and we are trespassing on stolen land.

This has been the highlight of my day so far.

Apologies to my neighbors for yelling at the TV so much tonight. The Unknown Number documentary was bananas.

Been at the fair for 10 minutes and have already spotted 3 fedoras

That one person in the zombie movie who doesn't tell the rest of the group they got bitten.

Looks like we got a barn burner!

I can’t stop laughing at this

Report: Average American’s Retirement Plan Involves Richard Gere Falling For Them After Paying For Sex theonion.com/report-...

I see that ignorant chucklefucks have once again started yelling about “sharia law coming to America!😱😱😱” again, so that’s fun.

#neverforget what a banger this song is.

Who keeps the car in the divorce?

@alleysofmpls.bsky.social It doesn’t look like Farmington is having a Top the Tater eating contest. I know you were looking forward to entering. 😢

Happy Mayday from David Byrne.

The 🍊 💩 is an energy vampire who figured out how to feed on all of us at the same time.

I’m not great at remembering dates, but even I know this one…

Thanks Dad.

You’ve been warned…

Pretty much

@alleysofmpls.bsky.social This has your name all over it.

I’m going to start a house-flipping company that flips the bedrooms to bathrooms and the bathrooms to bedrooms.

Know your “H.”

Jean Smart is a National Treasure.

I get up for two minutes, and not only does she steal my spot, she gives me attitude for turning the light on. She’s lucky she looks so cute, all tucked in.

If anyone needs a gift idea for me, this is not it. I like weed.

Shout out to the preteen protesters I saw in Nicollet Ave today!

I’ve loved Sinead and this song for years. It hits a lot different now.

For the price, Willie’s remedy better fix every-fucking-thing.

This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.

Gigi is a magnificent beast.

Congratu-BLEEPING-lations! It’s time we had a little talk about your use of expletive infixation. ‘Expletive infixation’ is the linguistic term for profanity inserted into a word for emphasis. (For this thread, we’ll use 'BLEEPING,' but feel free to substitute another word.)

@alleysofmpls.bsky.social I found us matching outfits. I’m mailing a check to the 70’s right now.

Nation’s Fuckups Announce Plan To Get Shit Together For Real This Time theonion.com/nations...

Egg Companies Assure Customers Dozen Has Always Meant 9 theonion.com/egg-companie...