Ned Grabavoy on the head coaching position. #RCTID

Tom, can you do the @Timbers next

Not watching Timbers. How’s Phil holding up?

Sounds like MLS on Apple TV coverage.

Everything about the Messi Era can simply be boiled down to this fact: money rules all and the growth of the league has been stalled because of the quest for endless paper. #RCTID

Really looking forward to this. I've got tickets for the June 5 premiere of "Transforming the Beautiful Game: The Clyde Best Story" documentary at Portland's Aladdin Theater www.timbers.com/news/timbers...

Kelsey is really coming into his own now, and it’s fun to watch

I’m still wondering where Surman was during that 2nd goal. Anyone know?

I thought Timbers were going to collapse after giving up the first goal.

Fucking Timbers. Hahah

Providence Park is owned by the city and Peregrine paid for every single renovation without resorting to even the first step of the Dickhead Gambit. The city also owns the Rose Garden. Dundon should be paying for any arena upgrades himself.

14.5 seasons now. Timbers have a 7 goal & 6 goal game and still zero hat tricks. This stat is ridiculous at this point.

Hat tricks are dumb and worthless

Then why the fuck did you have them try to man mark in Salt Lake you dumb ass moron of a coach that is so fucking wishy washy you have no fucking clue what you are doing from day to day and week to week

Who did this? Cause WOW!!

Hell yeah!! Rachel kicking ass and taking names by beating all the men

Training notes: -DDC and Caicedo did not fully train, both players were doing recovery work inside. -Surman and Mosquera trained in full. -Morale among the group seemed a lot better than Tuesday's session. #RCTID

Looks like foreigners don't want to risk being imprisoned by ICE just for a chance to see a soccer game.

Phil is still not fired.

Real Salt Lake 2-0 Portland Timbers: Local Man Loses Popularity Contest* (Wait for It...) LINK: tinyurl.com/5csdpd2s A review of Portland's loss at #RSL that delves into the uncomfortable question of how deep the rot goes. This one's a real muddle. Open ended too. #MLS #rctid (1/4)

Might be a good idea for everyone to email [email protected] to see if they can help find @timbers a new coach since Ned & MP haven’t yet.

@timbers.com is Phil fired yet?

The main takeaway from another obliteration: I can't do this anymore. #RCTID

The Portland Timbers have won 3 games this year. Each of those games has been won with a late goal. In every single game directly after a win, they get utterly stomped but only lose 2-0. Unreal phenomenon. AND IT'S HAPPENED 3 TIMES IN 11 GAMES!!! #RCTID

what do they do in training

Portland does nice work here to take advantage of a little bit of sluggishness in RSL's rotations, get it between the lines and... waste it on an 0.02 xG rip from 30 yards. Minutes later they're down 2-0. This is what the fans mean when they complain about a lack of attacking patterns.

Good news for me. My kid is waking up from nap. So I don’t have to watch Timbers 2nd half. Suck it!!!

Phil at half (hopefully)

Timbers

Phil should probably get a plane ticket home at half time. This is TERRIBLE

Now Pantemis is keeping this game from being 7-0

Timbers have zero structure and zero pressure. It’s so easy for teams to make 1-2 passes and then is just run towards goal with loads of space and our defenders have absolutely zero chance of being successful at playing defense. This isn’t new either. So what is the Timbers FO waiting for?

The answer to all the questions you keep asking is the same…Phil is not good as a coach.

I gifted some extra scarves on our local buy nothing- and the person upcycled it into a dress. I am blown away by the creativity.

Pantemis has to do better

How the hell did Seattle manage that dud?

Notably, the rebrand's architects were inspired by the tifo at a rare USMNT visit to Portland's Providence Park during the 2013 Gold Cup: “this gigantic epiphany, it hit us square between the eyes. This was the very best of what the league can deliver.” Via Brian Straus: www.si.com/soccer/2014/...

Live look at both Pants & Surman this match. #rctid

Fucking finally

Antony is currently broken and I hate it for him

Fuck this timbers ref

Timbers fucked by the ref

Penalties is the worst rule in soccer.

Gorgeous day

Timbers are going to suck again tonight. Aren’t they. Hard to bring myself to watch. But I’ll probably watch anyway cause I’m a stupid fan or some bullshit

Timbers are absolute shit at counter attacking now. And we aren’t that good at breaking down a defense either.

Tottenham folks

Sportsball! Am I right!? #rctid